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Really? How do you not have mono? I had mono when I was 14 I think. It was 2 days of an intense fever and then it was over. Shit was weird. And I didn't have to go to school for a week. Fuckin' SCORE. Besides for chicken pox, which I barely remember having as a 6 year old, it was the...

Is that passing for metal nowadays? We used to call that Toad the Wet Sprocket, and it was not metal back then. The twerking is funny though.

If they didn't do womansitsonaballoonuntilitpops.com they should be ashamed of themselves.

That's a porn where I don't actually want to see the porn. I just want to see people LARPING Bobs Burgers. lol.

Its an honest enough question. I didn't mean it in a smartass way. One obvious answer is, "because you have to meet them with something, and the tanks you have are the tanks you have". And maybe that's just all there is to it.

If those tanks were so useless against other tanks, why did they deploy them against other tanks? If the Numedian cavalry is going to decimate your Etruscans, and you know it beforehand, wouldn't you try to get some better use out of your horses?

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I've only ever known two women that opted out and homeschooled their children. One of them I think it is a god damn shame. She's myopic to begin with and I don't see her kids being anything except for soldiers. The other has spent the bulk of her adult life in education and if anyone can do...

I wouldn't want to teach my kid the history of the American Revolution. I wouldn't wanna teach him algebra. I wouldn't even want to teach him things I know a fair amount about, although I probably would in a haphazard way. BECAUSE OF THE ATMOSPHERE. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. Seriously though...

I will never be so lonely that I prefer that to my own hand.

I really want that fashion to come back. Fuck early and mid 80's fashion... but late 80's and early 90's fashion will never be beaten. Might as well stop the entire fashion machine. We've figgured it out.

Because your name is Jamal. Not even black guys are named Jamal anymore. You ruined it for them. Congrats.

They were a very different sound. They were part U2 and part Metallica and the lyrics had a broad appeal. And yeah the songs are good enough. Not timeless masterpieces, but good enough. It's really just the fact that EVERYONE was listening to those songs. And angsty. Oh lord, listen to...

Really? I thought she died a while ago.

Imelda Marcos back from the dead? You have to respect, "Shut the fuck up and sit down you disgusting poors". That sort of frankness is refreshing.

It's not the notation itself that is hard, it's the restraint required to think ONLY in that framework that starts to get difficult. Notation is a significant part of math. It communicates the form and the function. Sure, the notation itself is mutable, but the concept that notation...

More advanced math does start to get pretty hard and scary. You have to learn notation as a language of itself. It's the only way. Trying to translate will wrek u. My brain does not work that way. I am delighted and amazed that for some people it does... but fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I struggle...

32 years young, to be exact! I am perversely proud of my age. I never expected to live this long. What can you say? Only the good die young.

who's Stephen Graham?

From what I understand the leaders of the protest have already been clear that, should the army come out, no one is interested in a fight. They will disperse peacefully. The tianamen protesters fought. But that's actually worse for the army than a fight. I have no idea if that applies to...

Oh shit. Furor, is there an undo button? Compassion is wasted on suicides. Fare well you poor fuck.

Their very first "album" isn't even an album, it's a recording of an improv they had at some festival. It has a couple of songs on it. "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" is actually a song, and its pretty decent for electronic music...

Now that really is funny though. It's already funny when a white couple has a black baby. But when a white lesbian couple has one it is 4 times as funny. They may even be right to sue over it. Poor record keeping at a fertility cliinic is a sitcom episode. Not something that should ever...

I'm starting to feel likenotgetting fucked by your fake-blonde english teacher during your junior year of high school is what constitutes the real abuse. I been living with this shame for a long time. She was hot bros. Real hot.

Yeah, all I really meant is that social norms vary so widely that there isn't really any such thing as a social norm. There's what your parents and grandparents did... and we all sort of pretend that's what everyone does. For example, I think naming a son Jr, II, III, etc is beyond tasteless...

The woman carries it, she ultimately gets to name it should she choose not to share that privilege. In fact, you ARE naming it. And that's non-negotiable. With your last name. The woman does have the weaker position. This varies culture by culture, and even within families of similar culture.

3) Sploosh (the one from post 125 in the link, not the 4 girls together picture)

Oh lord, lol. Eomer's chick looks like Pam from Archer IRL. You know that woman would be alright.

Parks and Recreation - Treat. Yo. Self - YouTube Treat Yoself

That's why I say go get crunked. There is joy in life. You need to be reminded what it feels like, even if it's a false chemical joy. I'm not saying it to be patronizing. I've had buddies tell me that sort of thing before, and I've had occassion to say that sort of thing to a buddy before...

You need to get crunked, mist. Like seriously mindbendingly crunked. Go out to a field with a fifth of bourbon and a bag of weed in the afternoon and don't come back home until dawn. Granted, that might work better around here. Re-interpret to suit the tactical situation.

I have to think he was making a mister plinkett joke. I have to think that.

I had three girlfriends before I even knew what a girlfriend was, so I think there might be something to Hoss' relatively arbitrary distinction of puberty, even if I kinda wanna disagree with it. Girls pick YOU before puberty. Mothers must introduce them to it much sooner in life on account of...

Looks like a flaming Jaguar to me. The Mayans were only 2 years off. Not a bad sigma. We would accept that in any peer reviewed study.

True. But I can think of plenty that aren't. This is more of the "but aren't" variety. Music is different though. You may have an improv section within the song itself that differs but if the longer form, progression, melodies and harmonies aren't immediately recognizable then you don't...

Did you at least get some PaddyBucks? Also... they remade Red Dawn? DaFuq?

I'm afraid my approach would be to realize what a horrible mistake I made, give her half my shit in exchange for my daughter -- which is probably what she wants, and move to a new city. Possibly a new state.

I can wrap my head around suckin a dick... but wearing another guys underpants? That's just gross.