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  1. iannis

    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    It's like when I watched Dredd. I thought, "Holy shit. That is the movie that Sly Stallone -should- have made. That was the perfect fucking 80's action movie." I felt the same way about this one, against all of my initial expectations. Holy shit, that wasn't just better than I expected...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    That is the most recent credible theory that I've heard of. After fertilization I forget exactly when they happen, they do happen in specific time bands during development, but the developing cell mass is subjected to a complex interaction of hormonal "baths" as the uterus realizes that it's...
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    Titan has been cancelled.

    Come to think of it, whyisn'tmariokart WoW pvp a thing? Why does that NOT exist? Hell, I haven't played WoW since beta and even I would sub to play some WoMK. GTA:Oggrim
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    Space Station 76

    Disco Galaxy Quest. It's very easy to make it sound like this sort of thing would be funny. It's very hard to actually make it funny. It requires Tim Allen.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    That lisp shit is pure nurture. It is generally an affectation. It is sometimes adopted as a "gay accent". Now a "feminine" sounding voice... listen to Mike Tyson. I'm pretty sure he's not gay. Not even a little bit gay. That's largely influenced by secondary sex hormones (and Tyson has...
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    Titan has been cancelled.

    I think all it really means is that Blizzard is officially not a video game company anymore. It is specifically a MMO company. And even more specifically it istheMMO company. All they've made for the past 10 years are poorly received sequels and vanity pets and expansions for their MMO...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Arbitration with a Magistrate I assume. Legally binding, but it's not the full on rigamarole of court.
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    Titan has been cancelled.

    They were thinking the same thing the guys with the RMAH idea were thinking. "These retarded fucking aspies will go for it. You know they will." Literal turd in a box.
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    The Worst Movie This Year - Christian Mingle

    Them is some nice titties.
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    Titan has been cancelled.

    At least Brad had a demo. All Tiogle has is lots and lots of money.
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    embarrassing/odd unplanned sex moments.

    Frenulum? More like Friendu-lum. If you're cut the frenulum is that little skinbridge between your shaft and the head. If you're uncut I dunno, I don't spent a lot of time studying dogdicks. It didn't happen to me but when I was in high school I had a friend-girl who told me one time...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    In the 70's there was Blacksploitation. I don't know what catchy name we're going to give to this mega-fag trend, but in 20 years they're going to call it something. And it will be catchy. Vadgesploitation?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Long Live the Queen A game by a woman for women. And it's actually a game. Ate a piece of poisoned cake. Died. 10/10.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Well, the event horizon is the boundary where our conception and model of physics breaks down into uselessness. So in a way you can say black holes cannot exist within our model of physics (which is generally what "the math all just becomes infinities" actually means), and be kind of correct...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I suspect that, only as a practical matter, it's going to be harder for her to come after you a year 2 years after the fact. I don't know it, but that's has got to be a lower order of priority for both the courts themselves and the ambulance chasers who would be looking to take a cut. It's...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I come to this thread for the autism. This thread has yet to disappoint.
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    Life is Feudal MMO

    I just don't trust this early access trend. Obviously in their position I would offer it as well. You'd be stupid not to. But I'm not in their position, I'm in mine. And I just don't trust it. I was interested in this when I saw it on steam until I saw the early access tag.
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    Doctor Who

    That shit was god damn terrifying. It was the illustrations more than the stories though.
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    Doctor Who

    I guess I look at it a little differently. It genuinely surprised me how good the Matt Smith series was. How he really captured the fairy tale. And sure it wandered into sentimental schlock sometimes but so what. And I like Tennant/Davies too. But if we're being honest, I sort of expect Dr...
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    Doctor Who

    I think Moffat is really trying to shift tone and not doing very well with it. He's very good with one specific tone. Very good at that one thing. I do think this is partially him trying to work and grow outside his comfort zone. So he gets some respect for that... but it's a risk. And...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    My god, would somebody please go beat up brad mcquaid. I don't want you to actually hurt him. Just make him cry. Get him in an armlock and then to the pinky thing where you milk the rat. I would pledge five dollars to pantheon for that picture.
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    Big Bang Theory

    Ouch, that hair. And holy crap that's not a cleavage dress thats a let it all hang out dress. The outfit that bernadette is wearing in that maxim shoot is less slutty. That woman is something of a trainwreck. I'd still hit it.
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    Sports Figures Who Break The Law

    If this was a sports thread, why isn't it in sports? I think 3 of my posts are in that forum. Don't play coy. This is a chimpout thread. You're all enablers.
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    Doctor Who

    Seriously, I would watch the absolute fuck out of Judi Dench playing Doctor Who. That woman is just awesome. No sass.
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    Sports Figures Who Break The Law

    Why people give the NFL and NBA money is something that I will probably never understand. I was never into sports, nor was my father or my grandfathers. One grandfather liked to watch Indy Car Races. That's as close as it got. And to be fair, those are pretty neat little cars.
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    Remembering those who have passed on

    Viking Funeral would be best, but if you did it then a couple of people would go to jail. Do what religious people do. Form a group of friends and relatives. Have a gathering with the body (this part can probably be skipped), take the body to the grave/crematorium, then go to someones house...
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    Doctor Who

    If it can't be Judi Dench... then it has to be Emily Blunt. I would watch either of these Fem Doctors, and I would enjoy it. Judi Dench as the Doctor would be SO GOOD.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I think predictions like that are religious in nature. Honestly. "Assuming that everything we know is true, and that we know everything relevant then OBVIOUSLY it follows that" Yuh huh. I've read that Asimov story too. It's a great story. It's a great story.
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    Why does Araysar have a raging hard on for Russia?

    Vodka makes life awesome.
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    Health Problems

    Yeah man, no sugar coating. That shit gets worse. If it helps just think that as bad as you feel the cancer is still getting the worse of it. Maybe in another 50 years we'll have some wonderous gene therapy to revert cancerous cells. That's the hope and the dream. But for today, the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah, that means he's a responsible shrink. The ones that you need to be leery of are the ones that make a living treating incurable, chronic, imaginary diseases. Think of it as him saying, "You know. I'm happy to take your money. But there's really no reason for you to be giving it to me...
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    Why does Araysar have a raging hard on for Russia?

    I'm good for 20 minutes and 1 tit. Anybody wanna go in on this?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I wanna put a baby in her. Feet first.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    That's kinda what laws are. The dudes with the money reach an agreement on how to fuck each other over. You add in a popular vote and a referendum per-period for representatives and you've just added another interest, you have not changed the nature of the beast. Lots of poor people = a few...
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    Doctor Who

    For a lot of people in general, and I think specifically for a lot of brits, that's kind of a vision of Utopia. Lasting social stability without stifling or stagnation. Justice without abuse. Which is kinda what makes Rassilon either a villian or a hero, depending on the particular story.
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    Doctor Who

    I always thought the weave/loom stuff was just meant to indicate that their culture is based on creche children. We could almost do the same thing now, and when that concept was introduced decades ago it was high sci-fi. They're not really even sexual as adults anymore. they just take some...
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    Boardwalk Empire

    I like Margaret a lot, and I understand why people dislike her. She's an incredibly interesting character but not a particularly likeable one. That's different than skylar in BB who was an incredibly shallow and unlikable character until about halfway through the final season. Margaret is a...
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    The Worst Movie This Year - Christian Mingle

    I dunno that it's been made specifically as a romcom, but losing your religion is a fairly well defined theme. There are movies crafted around that theme. And like Khane says, that's what Nun Porn is all about. Probably not as a romcom though. That would be even stranger than whatever this...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And after using the words sex trophy say, "I came in first." And then wink. And then say, "first is what my wife named her vagina." And then wink again.