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No contact is best. When it's over, it's over. The thing is the thing. I can only imagine the nagging hell of being divorced with children in common.

Maybe it was like the end of Ulysses where he comes home, finds his wife fucking another dude, finds squatters in his house, and he's all like, "Whatever, fuck this" kills a few people and gets back on his boat.

haha, yeah. That last 10 minutes was like... uhhh.... ok then.

I dunno. It's not like he's somehow more dead because it hurt / didn't, or that you somehow killed him less.

The evidence before the court is incontravertable there's no need for the jury to retire Firing squad, honestly. I'm not sure why we don't just put people do death by injecting them with either straight potassium or enough morphine to kill a horse, depending on exactly how humane you...

It's one of those weird little things that'll take 50 years to change. It's a niggle. Like EKG --> ECG. Or Fallopian Tube. I've heard about 3 different things you're supposed to call the fallopian tube besides fallopian.

We're trying to call them infections now instead of disease. They're really not a disease. They're just a specific type of infection. Well, they ARE a disease. A moral disease that effects degenerates and negroes. hohoho. I know, it's weird. STI still sounds weird to me. Hell, I...

No one wants them to die Johnny. But they're addicts, and sucking your dick is feeding their addiction. You can help them. Just keep your dick out of it. Fuck the ones you don't give a fuck about.

Well man if you're going to a call girl to find love you're looking in the wrong place. If you're going to a call girl for a fun night you might or might not be looking in the right place. It's not like it's something that you should aspire to. heh. But sometimes you want someone else in...

Oh god so good I think pantheon shaved. It's like creamy instead of chunky.

I hate you so much.

God that sounds awful. It also sounds like a girl who's really, really, REALLY bad at her job. I'm pretty sure I had a young woman try to trick me out the other night. I mean, I might be wrong, but if I hadn't been heading to work I'm 90% confident that I coulda spent a few hundred bucks...

Heh. I'da been like, "Yeah, I'm not gonna do that" when she asked me to go get the tape measure. You did indeed dodge a bullet with that one. She can have whatever standards she wants to have. That's fine, its maybe good even. Its not about that. But if I've said a thing and the first...

But she should be blonde and he should have black Don Draper hair.

+1 truthpoints

I couldn't deal with any of that. I play vidja games a lot less than I used to. A lot less. Hell I've just got too much to do. But even so, if I had to deal with crap when I did sit down for a few hours to play one... that would cause a fight.

I require empirical proof that I can, personally, breed with a representative of every major race before we can put this whole "there is no such thing as race" debate to bed. I think I'll start with Northern Chinese.

niiiiiiiice

lol irl

KISS THE PEOPLE'S PREPUCE

Maaaaaaaybe. One of those questions that I don't want to know the answer to.

That's a fair deal, Cate. You get it. That's actually a surprisingly cogent condemnation of rape jokes. But make all the baby momma jokes you want. I promise to not be offended. I will TAKE that deal!

Heavy is the head which wears the crown. This is why tuco has so many alt accounts, so he can do shit like that and then ban himself. But really, they're all named Tuco01 - Tuco69. We're not saying tuco is a smart man.

Just getting into the habit of paying attention to it for a few weeks isn't abadthing. And when you've got the habit, you can refine into a somewhat less arbitrary number. Or just log yourself and see what you're consuming a day/week now. Like exactly. I dunno a percentage, but an awful...

I've charmed engaged mobs and they don't get smacked. Since they're still technically hostile red circles when they're confused, I expect that they do take a parting smack.

The engagement system could be a little bit more malleable, but otherwise I had no problem with it. It really is, literally, streamlined OoP's. I'd like to see fighters with some way to interact with that system besides for "FACEFIIIIIIRST" charges. The game does start to suffer from a bit...

In Doc Brown's version it still matters what you do, because while all things may exist concurrently at all times you are still personally limited in your ability to perceive them and interact with them. So it still matters to you. And you are the only thing that matters. Objectively, since...

Stupid is a strong horse, it can be ridden far. I've seen those paddles in use fairly often. I've never thought to get a testimony on, "So what did that feel like?" Being beaten to life with a metallic frying pan. Makes sense. Kinda looks like that's exactly what it would feel like...

Stop pixelhacking me. I'm triggering.

Ok, that one was pretty good.

He's plotted himself into a corner. It's pretty obvious he never anticipated becoming popular, and was perfectly fine with leaving the story ambiguous. But then someone offered him a whole pile of cash and he said, "Yeah, sure! I can crank this shit out, NP". And then he fucked around for...

Plus it's good for your kids. If you don't pay them a wage, they can put down "intern" on their first job resume. Well, I tell you billy. I could give you five bucks to wash my car. Or I could give you a leg up in life.

I'm fuckin' mah sister!

I have a VCR/Television in the spare bedroom that is dedicated to playing nothing but Life of Brian 24/7. I call it my Enlightenment Room.

More like T-Sexy

where do I get my chillimac in this scenario?

That song is sooooooooooooooooo daaaaaaaaaaamnnnnn looooooooooooooooong. I've never listened to even half of it, and it's 6 damn minutes long off 1 verse and 1 chorus. lol. It's like it's too legit to quit!

At least you don't work at a cake shop. They's gonna sell you to Cali-forn-i-a, yous keep flappin dem lips boy.

People just aren't 'fisticated anymore, man. I weep for the children.