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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pick out any names yet?
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    Parent Thread

    We've got the first 3? Of those. They're coming out super slow
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    Job Hunting

    When I tell people about how I job hopped they're so offended but truly it's the way to go early on. Getting 6-8% raises every 6 months and a 20% bonus is kind of unheard of though. That sounds sweet. Can't remember if I posted it here but other thread but a friend is trying to headhunt me...
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I talked to her last night because she kept bringing it up. Apparently she was wearing a thong (something she only does for me) under yoga pants (which are admittedly my favorite) and those were my clues. She said I should've been able to tell she wanted to be fucked like a whore. ???
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    How much money do you make?

    Me and you both my dude lol. I can't even imagine that being my career. I always wondered if I could make a hobby out of it but I'm thinking the market is fully saturated
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    God you're such a retard that you actually reposted my literal screenshot from Facebook that I posted here Here's another one I ssed
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    How much money do you make?

    Well yeah but I'm willing to bet.the highest earners are the loudest. The lowest are under represented
  8. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Don't let the big earners fool you. A lot of these guys aren't the norm
  9. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Don't be so hasty. We can work in some Vanessa titties surely??
  10. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Garbage collection takes care of it and you use finalize to verify if you want. I agree that in docs it reads like a destructor
  11. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    The pissing match is kind of lame , now excuse me I have a super model to bang in my tesla
  12. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    Yes
  13. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    We've had a lot of people coming from Lockheed and Northrup , but they've all.said they liked those companies better lol
  14. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    I think defense contracting is fine. There are REALLY smart people here doing stuff behind closed doors that none of us even know about. I'm constantly writing code from scratch, I've had a few big features since joining this team in October, but a lot of the other guys don't get these...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You quoted me and said I was wrong
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah like I said it has finalize but no destructors. Finalize is just a sanity check
  17. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Java has finalize but no destructors. I had to write Java for two years so I'm somewhat an expert on that shit language
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I'm a VI wizard now and it's not something I imagined I'd be doing. What was the deconstructor question? I'd just say hey dude I don't know c++ but I fan pseudocode it or just fucking Google it like a normal human being. I have a different opinion on military and I don't think it's a job...
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Allegedly I turned down my wife when I was legitimately asleep and she tried to get me to bone. I've still yet to hear the end of that one
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You guys will enjoy this. Saturday I helped my sister move and I was dead, so I went to bed early. Going up the stairs my wife said "you sure.you don't want to stay up" and I told her my eyes were basically closing and she went "fine." She has not dropped it about how I turned her down HOWS IT...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    My stepbrother used to just call and say they fucked up his order and they'd tell him to come in for a replacement, no receipt required
  22. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Wow. A long way from Chairheart Machine and Steelbath Suicide FUCK THIS
  23. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Unless it's egregious it's usually not worth my gas to go back
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have a serious aversion to kraft singles and McDonalds cheese looks like it the most. Hummus is basically turd food
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You know from anyone else I'd just laugh, but you're the guy that zoomed in on a picture of me and my wife in my office and used it as your avatar for months before I realized it in all of it's blurred splendor
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look you're new here. She's been "home" for about 3 years now. I don't actually mind cooking, but I'm taking a lot of overtime on and I told her matter of factly if she wants to eat, she needs to do the cooking. Unless she enjoys eating at 10PM. I've come to terms with the fact that she'll...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I did hear some magic words last night. She told her aunt "well he does work all day and gets home late and Im home all day so I've started cooking"
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    Job Hunting

    "good pay"
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    Job Hunting

    The recruiter from Raytheon that contacted me did not fuck around I'd say time from initial contact to offer in my hand was like 3 days
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Another wrinkle. Was talking to an old colleague at dell emc and he's forwarding my resume for a principal engineer position there. That should mildly please vinen
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well the good news is this was very sudden and tough didn't have any idea something would happen
  32. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Right, I understand the data but we live in a small house in a small town. My house is 1500 sq ft with 1/4 acre and it cost us nearly $300k. Maybe in the south my money would go further
  33. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    I would never in a million years classify myself as upper class. Not even upper middle, just straight middle
  34. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    A lot of people don't know what it's like. My wife and I combined were making 30-40k a year. Not much has changed, just we have a house and kids. I still feel poor
  35. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    We have a solo income household just over 6 figures and it's very tough in MA, housing prices are absurd. My house is assessing nearly 100k over what we bought it at too along with the rest of the neighborhood. As an aside I was talking with some junior engineers at work the other day and they...
  36. Noodleface

    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    Are beats still a thing? I haven't seen them in years now. When I was in school they were everywhere
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    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    The sound quality must be abysmal with how shitty they seal into your ears. But I imagine the faggots that use apple are just listening to the sound of a dudes balls slapping against another man's balls.
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had bk spicy nuggets again, 2/2 home runs on these.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either proof of you rectifying it or the obituary of a one year old
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    Energy Drink Thread

    Bro I made silver! Climbed outta the gutter