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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    One other thing they brought up was whether or not I wanted to get a master's. I told them flat out I didn't see the value In a 35 year old spending a few years doing that. What do you guys think?
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you do it perfectly it's like 96% effective. It also has some factors like if you already ejaculated but haven't pissed there will be sperm in your urethra. Precum and whether or not yours contains sperm (NOT getting into this argument again) and of course how fertile you both are, if she's...
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Had my performance review today. Pretty standard "you're really going a great job here's your 3% raise" He still asks me every year if I'm looking at a new job yet. I wonder if I said yes if anything would change. My stuff now is pretty cool.and if I get into DSP work it's going to be even...
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Eating shrimp is like eating bugs
  5. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    VB. Ugh had to do that for some testing work. Gross
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm not sure what your aversion to C++ is. I think, from your posts, that you believe it is only used for a few select applications but you'd be surprised to learn how much it actually is used.
  7. Noodleface

    Momo Challenge / Peppa Pig Suicide, etc

    momo is fake I'm impressed that police stations and schools were even warning about it with no proof though.
  8. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I knew that much as I had to learn it, but thankfully it's mostly phased out now except on old programs. And yes, I've had to write it. And it's awful.
  9. Noodleface

    Energy Drink Thread

    I did drink the original blue for many years when it was only available in green and blue. It basically got me through college
  10. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's big in defense. Why, I will never know..
  11. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Well Jeff certainly is smarter than me, but megachords sounds funnier to me. When we did the Dismember cover set, that band used them ALL the time. That on top of the HM-2 (go ahead and youtube the sound of that thing...) made for an extremely thick sound. My wife told me the sound wall from me...
  12. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah it's mostly tongue in cheek with me on the other language hate. I've used so many languages at work and they all have pros and cons for their applications. Except ada. Fuck Ada.
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The only thing worse than dad jokes is dad programmer jokes
  14. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    My last program on defense was writing a toolset that used a Java front end with a c++ (c with classes) backend. Its the first and only time I've written Java and while I see the appeal, it just never spoke to me. High level languages are just not in my wheelhouse, and also the gui stuff was...
  15. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Don't downplay the dudes either. It takes some serious balls to realize what you're doing is wrong and actually adapt yourself to fix it. Very cool stuff.
  16. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Can we ban foler for that
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's kind of crazy with the changing times. Now, I'm not in the south where it's common to have kids when you're 18. But we go to parties and stuff and all the parents seem older, like 40 years old with toddlers. We had our first at 32 and none of my peers had kids until years after
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Just write it in c++ fuck this
  19. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    CoB has a pretty good live show at least, and they're usually 50/50 playing the old stuff. Seeing hypocrisy March 30th and I've never been this pumped for a show in my life.
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you do want kids I'd be a bit careful waiting too late though. After 35 (female)the chance for birth defects in kids rises dramatically.
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what I left out is what's happened because I was doing stuff with my kids. First time I met her was at a bar and I was drunk. I laughed,not even ashamed to admit it. But she was high on something so she doesn't remember. The dudes always been the biggest pothead I know, but very responsible...
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's fine. The dog is thing was a small part of the story. The important part is she isn't a gilf
  23. Noodleface

    Energy Drink Thread

    I can't drink red bull unless it's a (go ahead, laugh) redbull and vodka. My go-to is always white monster. Sure it'll cause cancer but it's no sugar/carbs. Never a fan of the green monster and the blue original low sugar one tastes like battery acid. The other white ish variants (orange...
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    dont be a faggot about this
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tomato tomatoe
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Common ghetto dog I don't want to argue the merits of the breed. Fact of the matter is it's the most common dog in the ghetto
  27. Noodleface

    Energy Drink Thread

    I find most sugar-laden energy drinks to taste too syruppy
  28. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Maybe like in C++ where you can define a functions local variables as static to have them not be volatile. I'm not sure. My.python is low too
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My brother in law is 35 dating a 47 year old grandma. She's absolutely, 100% disgusting. Morbidly obese, ugly, on disability, lived in the ghetto and has a pitbull. We actually thought it was a joke when we met her. But no... He's balls deep with her. Anyways long story short his parents are...
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Definitely someone you want to raw dog too. Make sure you keep getting tested if that's the way you fly
  31. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I call the ones you wrote megachords even though I don't think that's real
  32. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    I wouldn't worry too much about rescinding your acceptance. Just Know that they will probably blacklist you from future employment
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I guess it depends if youre eating gas station sushi or going to a real sushi restaurant
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've never been a fan of loading a bunch of shit on fries, I always feel they become a soggy mess. I LOVE a good fry, so I would.prefer it separate. But that rattlesnake stuff makes me want to go for my 3rd trip to taco Bell in my life
  35. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    You really only need cat5 but I went full cat6 when I wired my house to try to future proof
  36. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I've seen some absolutely insane head repairs on LP and SGs. Kind of crazy what luthiers can do. @pharmakos gonna play that tonight when I grab my guitar Went to.my dad's to use his strobe tuner to adjust intonation. It was messed up (from the 80s) so we couldn't. But man the dude complained...
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm sure there were times we did. But I grew up.walking on egg shells around my dad
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes when I yell at my kids (when they deserve it, mind you) I hear my dad yelling at my brother and I (who didn't ever really deserve it)