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@Adebisi you forgot to tag @Vanessa

Aldarion, last night I dreamed that I punched out your four front teeth and then fucked you through the tooth gap. But it might not have been you. And it might have been me getting punched in the teeth. What do you think that dream means?

Biggest reason that makes no sense is that June 2nd is not 2 weeks away. That's the date they get to decide when to eat the rest of his signing bonus. Even if they decide to eat it all this year, I'd expect them to release just before June 2. Maybe the article was a typo and they meant 3 months

You have to take the high road and constantly like his posts. Romans 12:19-20 LTP (Lolcats Translation Project)

Federally, there is nothing that can be done. It is 100% a state's rights issue. If the people of 1 state wanna write stupid bathroom laws, then fine, they get stupid bathroom laws. If they bother you a lot, fire the people who wrote them and get them repealed. If you can't get enough...

Even if she wasn't before, she became aware when you had her write Firesofheaven.org on her tits, right?

Seems like something we should do for science.

I was told irish twins were born in the same calendar year. I have cousins that were born less than a year apart, but in different calendar years so they said they're not irish twins. I suggested maybe they were catholic twins and was told that would be the same thing.

No, it's in there read it again. Second line of what I quoted towards the end of the line. Unless you're on a tablet or phone or something, in which case your formatting might be way different than mine and you just need to generally look in the middle of the text. But I assure you that line...

I'm going to pretend that you knew the rules while you were amod and forgot them the second you were deamodded. Not a damn thing in the rules about threats. Not unless you've personally redefined doxxing to include threats. "3.) Any real life information will be deleted if disclosed...

Episode sure was confusing. There were at least 3 times I had to rewind and watch something again. I hope the framework episodes aren't like that. I don't think they will need to be other than the parts where daisy and simmons are trying to convince the others to wake up.

I was thinking the same thing. Delete 1 planet, and as soon as he figures out it was messed with, he has you. What they should have done is deleted a wrong planet. Wasn't rae sloane in the pre-rebels book where kanaan and hera met?

Arrow Spectre of the Gun Season: 5 Episode: 13 Air Date: 2017-02-15 16 months ago, Rene watched his wife, an addict, being killed by a dealer in front of the former's daughter, Zoe, who was transferred to foster care; and Rene was prohibited from meeting her. He was inspired by the...

Went on a trip last weekend. When i came back the toilet seat was up. This is at least the third time I've noticed that with varying length trips. Wife claims she doesn't know anything about how the seat is getting raised when I'm not here. Wat do? Is it more likely sancho is visiting...

Indirectly inspired by this thread. I imagine Vanessa's voice is like Dr Mrs The Monarch's. Don't mind that she's behind me in the avatar. That means nothing.

I was going to bitch about something my wife did yesterday. But this morning she sucked my dick and I can't remember what the hell it was.

What are you, some kind of puritan? She waited a month. That's plenty.

So what's the acceptable number? We need to know for future reference if a new poster needs to wait till post # 12 or 15 or whatever. What would it take to prevent a hodjining?

I was responding from 3 pages back. I woulda waited if I'd been caught up. But hey, the post was a response to him.

I said moon bat, not tuco

Do you think he realizes that he's on the same side as moon bat? Not to mention I'm pretty sure she said vanessa is her actual name (at least the name she goes by). As far as I can remember, only J51 has been less anonymous.

If you fucked ivanka and melania is that technically a mother - daughter threesome? I need a ruling from the porn experts before I can finish.

If only "educated" and "retard" were mutually exclusive or even had anything to do with each other. At least in the common usage of retard. If you're talking about the literal definition, then that sentence is even more idiotic. It is a generality. Do you know what generalities are? It's...

It's all about your diet. IIRC, floating shit indicates either more fat or more protein in your diet than your body wants to absorb.

I'm actually a pretty scary looking dude. No one has ever come close to doing anything like that to me. Maybe they would have before I grew out my beard, because I have a baby face under all this hair. But I grew the beard before all the SJW faggotry took root.

Talking politics IRL is just frustrating because no one will ever cite their sources. Also, I think it's more like talking sports with rabid fans. Most people who talk about religion at least start out trying to convince you of their belief.

I guess you haven't figured out yet that Trump supporters are everywhere.

People always assume I'm going to tip like a xadion. Sometimes it rustles my jimmies, sometimes it tickles my pickle

If this is true, then I'm even more weird than I've been told. I'm pretty good at seeing things from other people's perspective, but I can't wrap my mind around this. Don't eliminate the EC, just make all the votes apportioned.

Saul spent too much time making anti-trump videos.

My valentines day was good. Wife made dinner (smoked sausages ... pretty much the lowest effort dinner you can make since all you gotta do is heat them up). She bought me some beef jerky, I bought her a star wars dress and some silverware we saw at a fancy restaurant that we really liked...

Getting back to the first date dinner thing, for some chicks letting you see her eat is a big deal. They are afraid they'll look like a pig in front of you. I'm not sure if it means she's a self conscious cow, or if she just wants to look sexy for you throughout the entire date. Don't be...

I guess I'm sexist or something. Out of the chicks in that video, agent carter is the only one I think I'm ready for to be dr Who. But, I don't think they'll go with girl doctor as long as the master is a girl.

They're probably talking about a movie. I remember them talking about that back when they did the last episode.