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Is a circle jerk where everyone is in a circle pointed in taking care of themselves, or is it when everyone is in a circle taking care of the guy to the right? Or is that the difference between a gay circle jerk and a straight one?

Holy shit is he doing ventriqulism while getting a blowjob? That's an act I'd like to see.

I admit, I did it. What is so interesting about an instrument repair shop in england? Also, the results were the same for the sept 23 search regardless of year. Lumie, your google has been hacked.

Are you jotting down the dates for the bad times? Are they, by chance, coming around every 3-4 weeks? Have you tried giving her chocolate?

dandai, if you'd waited long enough, those fake messages would have been readable because the 'girls' would have 'spent AshleyMadison bucks' to allow you to read it. And you should buy some ashleymadison bucks to send them some virtual roses in return.

I thought that was going in a darker direction.

That is, by definition, a 3rd world problem.

I bet they threw batteries at her.

This is the one true 2015-2016 season NFL thread.

No it wasn't. I remember searching out your old posts when I heard you got banned just to see if they put the avatar back. It was put on your account right before they unbanned you.

I didn't watch all of OZ, but there's a couple scenes that still haunt me.

Gotta take my morning shit, but can't get to my favorite toilet because the maids are in there.

Varicose Vaginal Itch?

For all you prison experts ... explain this. Is he fulloshit, is he an outlier, or is this just from a bygone era?

What cutler avatar did you willingly wear? How can you say you abided by the terms when you never even wore a one of your own choosing? What cutler avatar was on your account during your ban? Oh and feel free to respond to me in the rickshaw since you changed your avatar again.

What was your point again? That because lucas was bad at dutch his own explanation for how he came up with the name is somehow invalid? To english speaking audiences, it still had a 'dark father' sound to it, especially once we knew the big secret. The emporer spent those 19 years trying to...

O'rly? So what catler avatar did he wear? None. He didn't even pick his own and try to pass it off. He just dug in his heels as soon as he lost. I wondered that too. But frankly, I never paid enough attention to arasayer to recognize his posting style.

By your logic, we could remove putin from that picture and you could claim it's not a cutler avatar because it's cutler wearing a bears uniform and cutler wearing a bears uniform isn't the same as just cutler. Basically, you have the mistaken idea that the presence of something other than...

Meh, I felt like the attention it got from that banned superbowl comemrcial was a master stroke of genius, I was single at the time and had no qualms with fucking lonely married women, and I was curious how they were getting paid. Elaborate please. You mean you're going to fucking garage sales...

Didn't know he was married, and that would be a good reason to not go to the jiggly hut. But then again, if he's married then he isn't having trouble talking to wimmin, s the advice didn't apply to him anyway. You overestimate the stripper's ability to feign interest. They'll make more...

True. I had to read the article again because I remembered her being from another team. Sure enough, baltimore ravens. That's probably how they're ridiculing him, that he can only bag a raven's cheerleader.

Muphy. There's no r in that name.

That was in response to vader taunting him with "Now I'm the master". As in, immabout to teach you a lesson as I whoop the bantha poodoo out of you. Star wars was originally written in english for english speaking audiences. Not sure if you know that with your discussion of the intricacies of...

I'm with you on manziel. He might be ruined now, but I think a couple 3 years sitting behind romo and Johnny would have been a good player. But tell me when jerry stopped bringing in bad people. He's always had a soft spot for troubled players.

a_skeleton_02 reminded me if when I used to work in laptop repair for Compaq. We'd fucking snoop the shit out of every HD sent to us. My mentor had test hard drives full of porn he'd gotten off of customer computers. The most disturbing thing I ever found was a laptop where a guy had a bunch...

Well, he needs to get romo's replacement drafted in a hurry so he can start seasoning him. It was a rough ride going from aikman to romo (remember quincy carter?), I think jones learned his lesson from that fiasco. I hope he learned his lesson anyway. I guess the question is, what's the ideal...

There were no other Darth's in the original trilogy. It's pretty obvious lucas was going for the 'dark father' vibe with darth vader. He was also a lord because when he became palpatine's apprentice, he became a sith lord. I don't know when the whole darth being a title instead of a name came...

Where can you get that data dump? I wanna see if anyone from work was on the list. I found a couple sites that will let you search for an email, but I know I had a profile and I can't find any of my email addresses listed, which makes me think those sites are bullshit.

Why would you say that? You couldn't be more wronger bro. I'm quite introverted too and was pretty much afraid of women till my late 20's. Stripper therapy cured me of that. BTW, isn't it safe to assume we're all introverts on this board? I think someone only needs to identify themselves...

And if you're looking to conversate with wimmin, start going to strip clubs and talk to the girls instead of just getting dances.

Horngry? Reminds me of a joke A young bride is sitting on her bed, worried to death. "What's the matter?", asks her mother. "It's the Honeymoon, mom. Tom thinks I'm a virgin. You and I both know I've been with so many men." "Yes dear." replys her mom, "To tell the truth, I had the same...

I'm tricksy. I didn't use my real name as a forum handle.

Now kiss

I hate hearing my own name. I run away from people who do that.

Khane probably doesn't have a wolf available to clean up.

Now you're just being dumb. No one is going to fuck a grilled stuft burrito in their own car. Have you any idea what kind of mess that makes?

Gotta be a like a politician and think of interesting stories and comments ahead of time, then slip them in whenever you can. But McCheese is right too. Especially about asking questions. Maybe combine the 2 and brainstorm a bunch of questions you can ask various types of people.

We're all putting too much thought into it. Khane just literally wants to stick his dick into a grilled stuft burrito, but he can't because he was lifetime banned from taco bell for doing that.

Yeah but that gig can't last for long. If I was on a practice squad, I'd be stealing memorabilia and getting it signed as often as possible.

Oh, if you're really talking about women, you gotta make it yourself. Have you ever heard of hot chocolate blowjobs? Lifehacks like that are your tools for preparing a dream woman.