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I dunno. I wonder if that's regional. Down here a lot of women will wear both. The engagement ring is blingy-er. You might be a redneck if...

Exactly what you're doing right now. Finger wagging. These things must serve peace. Otherwise they are only harmful.

Impartial is the key term. Also key is admitting that you will not find an impartial commission unless it is comprised entirely of illiterate Australian aborigines. They've done some shit/ no doubt. A commission is not a tool of war, but it would be used as one. In arguing for it you are...

Oh man, that shit is never going to be made unless the steambox tanks. That is the only case where I can imagine that they might make HL3 .

You cannot derp without the herp.

They've taken the premise about as far as it can go. PSR is retarded. The editing choices are probably genuinely difficult, but all in all the end product is lackluster. They'd do better to host X teams per season, choose the best few of those teams, and spend 2-3 entire shows on one team...

Yeah, that's fucked up hoss. Don't do that. It's funny in a sitcom. IRL not so funny. It's better to have a real test and a very serious, "If you lucked out and it's negs, YOU GOT FUCKING LUCKY" lecture. Don't even call it a talk. Just fucking yell at her and hope it's just a scare.

EVERYTHING IS VERY SUBTLY DIFFERENT THIS MILDLY ANNOYS ME

Why are you bangin them in the car? That's so uncomfortable. Are there not any holiday inns where you live?

TREAT YO SELF When I look at that woman all I see is a younger version of the 'Rican who runs the kitchen from Orange is the New Black

Think I'm gonna shotgun 2 seasons of Wilfred sometime this month.

I don't think the ancients were dumb by any means. There is a seawall in some town in italy the Romans built that no one can quite figure out how they managed to do it with the tools they must have been limited to. The Parthenon is a deceptive architectural marvel, and a feat of precision...

That's the thing really. If you proceed from the assumption that the world is only 8,000 years old or whatever it is then it is absurd to think any of this could have happened. If you had a time machine and picked a plot of land you could to 10,000 year jumps on that land and not notice any...

Colliding large hardons since 2012. At the very least we are getting gayer.

I made egg salad with miracle whip once when I was younger and stupid. It was fucking nasty. Mayo only.

Oh, I think the internet has changed the world in much the same way that atomic power or the moon landing did. Probably even more, tbh. The engineering required to actually make the internet is no small po-ta-tos itself. But it's not flashy like reactor rods or rocket ships. The advances...

Hmm. I think we're talking about two different but stickily related things.

Five or six more generations, America will probably actually be secular. That doesn't bother me but we're not there yet. It will be easier as a transition than a phase change. And of course not everywhere in the world is America either. I'd say that the Catholic Church is still relevant...

How many people were killed for arguing with Saddam Hussein? Reality please. You need to compare like with like. Is the Church a perfect social system? No. Absolutely no one in the history of ever has claimed that it is. Is there a better social system than our Church system? GOD I HOPE...

I'll defend the Catholic Church on the issue of contraception and homosexuality. If you don't like it then try to change it. It works. The church is changeable. It's not new or special or specific to any particular issue. The Faulty Armors really do understand some things about human nature...

Why waste sympathy on some rich asshole that kills himself, no matter how talented he was? If you have to feel sorry for someone, feel sorry for someone contemplating it who isn't talented. #suicideisheroic

I just have a hard time believing that if he didn't tell them what the score was up front that his episodes would not immediately end with him being shown the door is all. Kinda like an improv version of the office.

Eolis was awesome. Ballet instructor Eolis in drag always weirded me out.

After watching two of these I have to say I'd be surprised if any of it is "real". The business owners pretty much have to know that they're trading a couple of days of goofy shit for free national advertising. They may not know exactly what he's going to do or say. So I guess that would be...

After watching two of these I have to say I'd be surprised if any of it is "real". The business owners pretty much have to know that they're trading a couple of days of goofy shit for free national advertising. They may not know exactly what he's going to do or say. So I guess that would be...

Yeah, exactly. Stewart has to do it every day and he's got very limited prep time. He's also got the comedy central constraints, and he works in an interview. I honestlywouldlike to see what Stewart does with 1 hour and an HBO contract. My bet it is that he'd do longer interviews and...

So there's a roided out MMA fighter promoting open misogyny among roided out wannabe MMA fighters? MMA fans are a bunch of closet faggots to begin with. Lets watch some sweaty dudes roll around and grab each others nuts. Uh huh. It's the art of the physical discipline involved...

Oh my god, I almost vomited this pickle thinking about Shellys period blood. Sometimes the dog will turn on you and then you realize that wasn't a dog at all, that was a wolf.

Then we could do some Vampire: The Masquerade cosplay. That's just my blood fetish. Don't judge me, you fucking Brujah Childe.

He's so much better than Stewart. I wonder what Stewart would do with 1 hour and an HBO contract.

Wait. So you're saying that I have a chance.

Aww. that's sweet.

Guys, did you realize that the english alphabet has 26 letters? Coincidence?

Worse than chicken and the egg, it's simply fact without context.

Equality fucking sucks, doesn't it.

She learned it from watching us. You can hate us now and we won't just punch you in the face for your efforts. And you kinda hate us for it.

You know, there's an implicit insult in "Rape is a masculine behavior, and the fact that you don't do it means you've been emasculated". When you lead with that nothing good can follow. Maybe our fathers actually DID manage to make a better world... and their sons don't need to go rapin'...

Romney is literally everything that is wrong with America. But I don't see any link between that and, "We're getting dumber". If anything it's proof that we're getting smarter. Even if he'd won, which he did not. Do you think ISIS is going through 4 year campaign cycles? Do you think...

Just grow a monster beard to compensate.