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Not to mention the 2 biggest pieces are rookies and still locked up under contract. When it stops hurting, I'm going to look for information on what free agents we need to sign in the off season.

They've got that "Future HOF Duel" matchup no matter who wins next week. I'm hoping for atlanta to take it all because their fanbase is most likely to riot and loot to celebrate the victory.

Tonight my wife and I were arguing over some tax shit. I told her that the whole, 'get a raise and bring home less money' thing was a myth. She disagreed and thought she had proof with her paystubbs, which were in my back pocket. Or as she said, "Pull those paystubbs out of your ass ...

Tony Rumpo would be an upgrade over Brock Hussein Osweiller.

The thing most surprising me is how the pats were losing their composure in the first half. I'm sure bellicheat will right the ship at halftime though.

Is that how it works now? I thought personal fouls trumped everything else except another personal foul.

it's getting old hearing about your prudish escapades. Toe sucking aint half bad. First time I had it done to me the girl was giving me a handy and sucking my toes. I suggested she swap, but she didn't.

In fairness, they also didn't call the facemask when he was being tackled. So I missed the beginning of the game, howd they get into FG position twice with 6 total plays?

If the texans offense could move the ball, this would already be a blowout. Holy shit the Texans are shocking me right now that they're even keeping it close. I expect the pats to come to their senses and the game will end 50-13.

No to draegan being allowed because he's like an EX, you gotta make a clean break and move on. We need to give this contest actual repercussions. I suggest the winner has their ratings changed to a negative number.

What does doug williams have to do with this? Or was he technically not cut because he played in the days of NFL slavery? WTF does that have to do with anything? He was being taunted with not knowing what it was like to watch his team win. How the team got to be good makes no difference.

Shrimping is toe sucking

Why are you being defensive? I was talking to the guy who thought it was a revelation that you liked being peed on. The fact that we'd been talking about it all day is why I made the joke about it dinging your phone.

This is at least the 3rd time he's told us that since we moved to this domain. It's probably been in this thread everytime. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a ding on his phone everytime a post contains watersports.

Well, there's one upside, and that's the feel. But that is subjective. I dislike the waterbased lubes for anything other than spanking my monkey. We mostly used the original KY.

gunna spoil this for Mrs Gravy because she probably hasn't started drinking yet. In a world where vaseline in a butthole is suddenly dangerous ... it might be. Wait, what if a jellyfish stings her in the butthole? Checkmate unkinky people.

OK gotcha. So they're counting on the moon to warm things up enough to melt the ice.

That sounds like a gimmic trying to hit a specific market. "Fuck a virgin every time with Virgin Organic Coconut Oil" What's wrong with vaseline specifically? The only negative I've ever heard about it was that it will break down condoms. Are you just some whack-a-doodle who hates all petro...

Describe it for me. I've used Vaseline, KY jelly, and Astroglide (water based). Compare it to those 3 please.

Yes there had been another colony planet. They were actually going to "XXXX 2". Can't remember WTF the colonies were being called, but this one was #2. Unless one of us is willing to rewatch the show, we're going to have to agree to disagree. I say they specifically said there were already...

I'm trying to decide what I like best about this picture. It's either the "Sex Grease" or that the funnel is a tranny funnel. Fucking tiggles buys his sex toys from an auto part store.

I heard meth is a gateway drug anyway. Wouldn't switching to a night game just make it more likely to be icy?

For the record, when you're ready to cut SJW chick loose, all you need to do is start talking about your ex like this. I'm not advising that anytime soon, just saying that you apparently have this ace in the hole when it's time.

This is bullshit. If we can't see these things, you don't get to use it as evidence in the court of public opinion.

@a_skeleton_02 don't forget to get our pictures before she dumps you. And did you ever post the pics of the ex? I remember you declined to do so because of potential pending legal action. Sounds like that's behind you now, so do it.

That does not accomplish the goal of 3 teams in LA. Rejected.

Where does the gas or the light come from? This reminds me of an episode of Star Trek TNG where picard had been captured. The enemy commander had him chained to a wall and kept asking him how many lights were on the opposite wall. There were 3, but the commander told him there were 2, and...

Pretty much nailed it. I'd rather see them go back to the monster of the week or at most 2 episode arcs to get their feet back under them. I believe they over-extended trying to recreate Bad Wolf level arcs.

Don't give a fuck what my entertainers have to say about politics. Just because I pay them to dance for my amusement, doesn't mean their opinions are suddenly any better than mine. I get a kick out of people who get their jimjams rustled over videos like that and at the same time say they're...

Yeah, you must be deaf. Leah and mike said it at least a couple times in one episode that they want us to write our congressmen to take action. One of those actions might be revoking tax exempt status, but I don't think think they've actually called for that on the series yet. Sounds like it...

They gunna relocate back to LA too? That would be epic.

No thanks, no combo today. Can I get a cup for water?

lol. There is no way that sentence can make sense to you. If it does, see a psychiatrist. I don't know what disorder you have, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

What's gaslighting? Is that a jew/nazi reference? a_skeleton_02, tell her you didn't even know Trump said that, then accuse her of being a secret Trump supporter for listening to that press conference. Tell her you can't and won't compete with him for her affection, she needs to decide...

I thought it was Grizzly Adams or ManBearPig at first glance.

We can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. A vote for any faggots (either open or closeted) can be counted as a yes vote, and a vote for any of the other 4 can be counted as a no.

Politics apparently. I haven't read it yet either. If this was real though, scream would have reported the post he was infracted for like he's supposed to so the mods can vote. It's goaded, not goated. If I'm being honest, your spelling is making me laugh, but I thought you should know.

I'm 99% sure you're wrong about them being first. They mention that other people are already there a couple times, and did you notice that the inventory was full of replacement parts for farm equipment? Not farm equipment, but replacement parts. Auto doc may have been for emergencies, but...

Maybe in the 70's they did. Today the SWnerd parents can afford the toys themselves.

That's because the planet was already colonized and the facilities needed to put people to sleep were already there. Besides, don't forget that he did eventually find a way to put someone in stasis with the auto-doc, but by then she was too deep in lurve and didn't wanna go back to sleep.