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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Yeah, like I said, @Convo is really exercising some restraint. It's commendable.
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    This is the regular season thread. it's time to start the playoff shit talking thread.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I covered all that but I will say it again. Don't believe it because you bitched about the sound, not the sight. You probably don't even realize that your mouth doesn't have to be open to be a noisy chewer. My wife does (or did before the vinegar squirts which I totally just made up because...
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Funny you say that, because in actuality, it is you who has decided to make everyone around you enjoy their food less by bitching about it. They were all having a good time not thinking about chewing noises until you popped off. You should have skipped to step 2 and started eating alone...
  5. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    BTW, the bald dude needs to be the new companion. He's perfect. It was killing me trying to remember who he was and where we'd seen him before he mentioned hydrax. I'm still not sure where the Dr is supposed to have met him (because I was asking the same questions in the hydrax espisode), but...
  6. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    Is that $1200 a piece, or $1200 for 4 tickets? What kinda seats did you get for $1800 and $1200? Were they decent, or were those the cheapie seats? Also, how do you find the reputable source?
  7. Hoss

    jaden smith's girlfriend

    Did you register just to correct the record on the smith's and scientology?
  8. Hoss

    Confession Thread

    I'm not sure I have any confessions I haven't already posted. But here's one I might not have. I lost my virginity to a hooker at age 26. While i was pumping her, I told her she was my first. She got a horribly sad expression on her face that I will never forget, and asked why I told her...
  9. Hoss

    The My Mother is poor and dying thread

    @BigDirty , we went through something similar with my grandmother. We easily found both a nursing home and a hospice place who would take care of her for her social security check. Once we realized we couldn't care for her ourselves, it was almost no more money out of our pockets.
  10. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    @Convo is keeping it classy, not coming in here and rattling the cages of cowboy fans.
  11. Hoss

    Confession Thread

    That you know what a baby goat sounds like when being fucked should have been a separate line item.
  12. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Have we seen him since the move?
  13. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Who are you talking about? Someone in the Christmas episode, or the girl we saw in the previews? That's really a tranny? I will say the same thing I said the last time they were looking for a doctor. Richard Ayoade. He's black and every role I've seen him in made him look like a great...
  14. Hoss

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    That's perfectly normal. Companies can't give holiday pay on whatever day you decide to observe the holiday. They pick a day and everyone has to roll with it. It sucks, but the only thing you can do it learn and tell them no next year.
  15. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    That's all I heard when his name was called. They had another player name that was fucking killing me, but damned if I can remember it.
  16. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    @Uber Uberest Hey man, where do you get your SB tickets, and what's it like going to one? Compare it to a regular game, if there is a comparison. I normally prefer watching games on TV (by a long shot) but attending a SB is kind of on my bucket list. Being in an area I'm familiar with, and...
  17. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    You say that was an example of stupid, but the real stupid one was krennic when he ordered him to fall for the distraction.
  18. Hoss

    Will the Queen Die before 2017?

    NM, I guess that's the 1000 year option. I never read the last options in a poll because it's usually tomatoes
  19. Hoss

    Will the Queen Die before 2017?

    Which option do I pick if I think she'll see 2018?
  20. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

  21. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    You got no chance of a hotel, send your tickets to me, because I know people I can stay with. How much ya want? If you're right that shit's not booked up yet, stay in the nicest downtown hotel you can find. As long as the hotel is nice, you're not nearly as likely to get raped and robbed in...
  22. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    Fuck that, bet on 00 OK if it has to be a color, at least make it green.
  23. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So I looked up jimbob cooter cause his name is awesome, and I saw this story. http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2016/12/29/zach-zenner-detroit-lions/95970322/ "I don’t think you can play a guy 70 snaps at running back," Cooter said. "So we were going to mix and match guys, guys...
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    i was going to say sure, anybody but a parent could get charged rent. When my grandmother moved in with my parents, they sort of charged her rent. In that case, it was just that she handed over most of her SS check and my parents covered all of her insurance and prescriptions. But in your...
  25. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Speaking of failing to grasp simple concepts ... I like how you fail to grasp that you schtick has worn thin and no one cares what you say.
  26. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Somebody take one of those celebrity death pictures and add gravy and woolygimp. Gravy did die in january, right? Or was it late december?
  27. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Saw this yesterday and I wondered if 2016 would squeeze in a queen to complete the set. I was thinking rue paul, or justin beber, or hell maybe elizabeth ... ole girl can't have much longer to go. Then Carrie's mom died, and I guess the mother of a princess could be called a queen.
  28. Hoss

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    I doubt mist could even fake sexual messages. So change step 2 to, find sexual messages boss has sent to attractive employees, copy/paste and send them to yourself. Also, find some child porn to forward from his email address in case he tries to fight the sexual harassment.
  29. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I don't know shit about movie contracts, but I'd be more than a little surprised if the contracts didn't include permission to use their likeness after their death just to be sure the family didn't pull some bullshit. Since she signed a 3 movie deal, I would think it would extend to the...
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    They can put leia in a vader suit after kylo nearly kills her.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    How did you know I was a Disney exec? That's supposed to be secret!
  32. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Shit, I forgot we had a plain ole dislike button.
  33. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    What's the standard practice for last names when gays get married?
  34. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    As far as we know. Some people (including an amod) had personal info on him and verified it through facebook and a local newspaper report. But I don't think any of that was ever posted to respect the privacy of his family. The best guess is that he offed himself because of how the obit was...
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I say they should retire her in ep8 so she can still be in books set after this trilogy.
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I guess I filled in the gaps, because I thought the 3 reasons they needed the dish were 1. It was the closest place. I'm not sure if you were implying they use the ship, but that wasn't an option, what with the battle and the archive vault being all locked up. 2. Power to punch through the...
  37. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    If you expand it to the main 4, I actually figured chewie would be the first to die. If you expand it to the main 6, then r2d2 was the first.