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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good thought, and tell her the signs are to spank her with. Oh and putting a baby in her is the ultimate goal, I think. At least, it's the only way to deprogram the SJW crap.
  2. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Oh shit, my grieving plans just went out the window. My wife wants to grieve too, and she'll be wearing side buns when I get home. I wish I could dress like Luke Skywalker. Best I can manage is probably obi-wan.
  3. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    He's calling you out for pretending that we're not talking about the thing that we're clearly talking about.
  4. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What kinda stuff? Tell her you stole the shit Buy a can of spray paint and deface it and tell her you're a street artist like banksy but you don't believe in vandalism. Keep her tied up all weekend. Literally. And take pictures.
  5. Hoss

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    lol this is a money grab? Ya think? Why the fuck do people think these great movies get made? You want moves that aren't blatant cash grabs, have fun watching nothing but shitty indie films, and realize that those would be cash grabs too if the indie film-makers were good.
  6. Hoss

    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

    Finally finished watching the series. All in all, it was damned good. I liked how the ending was going and thought it looked like Season 2 had promise. Then the real ending happened and it looks like a bucket of suck coming for next season. I can't decide who my favorite characters were...
  7. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    That would make me laugh so hard. I know too many texan's fans who have done nothing but trash tony romo. If he was traded there, they would eventually turn on him again, but the short time when they were all aboard the romo hype train would be so so so sweet.
  8. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    now it sounds like you're describing carrie. Anyway, with the large amounts of cocaine, I'm not even talking about secret sex tapes. She was probably into it at the time.
  9. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Yeah, as much coke as she did, I'm 100% positive there are plenty of good photos and movies of her out there. It's just a question of how many have been leaked.
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    it's been a running joke forever that the song was a bit rapey. It's just in the past couple of years that idiots have been taking that joke seriously. That actually sums up a pretty decent sized segment of the population these days. They take jokes too seriously.
  11. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    We all grieve in our own way. I plan to grieve by jerking off to her tonight. Did she ever have any nudes leak? If not, I can work with the picture above.
  12. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I saw the cowboys suddenly start stuffing the run in the second half. That put them into long yardage must pass situations. Then they got behind and even first downs became passing downs. That happens all the time in the NFL. The key is to get them behind the 8-ball ASAP.
  13. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I think that was actually due to halftime adjustments that the cowboys made. If you watched the postgame analysis, they talked about how in the second half the cowboys went to a 3 man line and started giving looks that stafford never figured out.
  14. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I have not seen Tony's comemrcial, but that sounds awesome. Someone, please, meme it so.
  15. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    I started a new tradition this year of watching the Star Wars Christmas Special. It was fucking glorious. I was drunk and fell asleep about halfway through. I guess I will find out what happened next year.
  16. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Yeah, I'm getting old and love captions too. Especially when we watch British shows wehre they mangle the president's english.
  17. Hoss

    The Official Netmas Thread: 2016 Election Edition

    BTW trollface, if you want pozloads, post pics of your sister.
  18. Hoss

    The Official Netmas Thread: 2016 Election Edition

    According to adam ruins everything, the oldest christmas traditions are all about debauchery and violence. In this thread we keep those traditions alive.
  19. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    I just wanted to make sure you weren't mistaking zaara for a man. She's the only one I noticed railing against it, and she is one of our few known female posters.
  20. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Pretty sure incest babies between leia and luke violate all kinds of rules.
  21. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    I didn't realize they were still 2 years back. I thought they were on hiatus to synch up with something in R1.
  22. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    Anyone got screen caps of the easter eggs yet?
  23. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    My thinking is that if daisy riddley thought it was glaringly obvious, it means first impressions are probably right, even if there are flaws with them. The stuff my feeling was based on could also be explained by Han and Leia just knowing her parents.
  24. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    No. Not even if it was the cowboy's only shot at making the playoffs. Rooting for a team to lose is different from rooting for their opponent to win, but I wasn't doing either of those last night. Fuck the eagles.
  25. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I didn't think the first one was a slog, but I'm a slow reader, so maybe that plays a part in it. There's a decided lack of jedi in the series. That could be the reason for the negative reviews. They do re-use the same main characters. From what I've seen so far, you could probably read #2...
  26. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Well yeah, but rey will have both a father and a mother. So she could have been thinking the father was the clear one. I'm sticking with my original guess BTW, which is that she's kylo's brother. Possibly a half brother.
  27. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Reading aftermath life debt right now. I just got to the chapter where they introduced the gender fluid pirate captain. At first, I thought the ZHE shit was a typo. I don't know if I can finish the book if that character has a big part. I barely made it through the chapter. Did anyone...
  28. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    Who are these men you're talking about?
  29. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    These statements are not mutually exclusive.
  30. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    lol, I think the name is coolest dude in the room. Maybe they only get a bad rep amongst prude girls?
  31. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    It's called the barrio when mexicans live there.
  32. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    I can't even fathom how sheltered your life is. I've been to more places that fuck up steak than places that do it right. Unless you're one of those who slathers steak in ketchup.
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    If anyone else ever gets better at WTG than you, I will petition the mods for name/avatar changes so we're still getting answers from royal. Just sayin ... I agree. That was my #1 saber duel if I can't count the arena on geonosis. OB1/Quigon vs maul was #2. Vader vs younglings deserves a...
  34. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe that's it. But what I recall is that she didn't like the jokes about her name. Now the joke that was told makes sense.
  35. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    Wizardhawk has been working out since that picture was taken. I expect him to be all swolled up by now.
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    No yoda vs dooku? How about all the jedis versus battle droids in ep2? Maybe that one doesn't count since it wasn't saber vs saber.
  37. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    What the fuck is this? Funny, the speech patterns are the only thing I even remotely liked about the gunguns. Although for some reason I only just now realized their name is gun gun. Have no idea why I never noticed that before. I suspect we're spelling it wrong. But if that holds up...
  38. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought she didn't want us to know her real name. I know most people already do, but she raised a fuss about her real name being posted a month or so back and posts got edited. So you hitched a ride to pound town.
  39. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    8 tracks only for music or you're going to get soft. I thought about my rankings last night, I'd put them like this ANH - It's good and it was the one that started the entire thing. R1 - Literally no flaws other than that I didn't like anything about che guerrera or any scene he was in...
  40. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Pro bowl voters might be looking for an actual complete season out of Lee before they put him back in.