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It wasn't you dude, it was hollywood. And of course, mental health professionals, but don't mention that one. Are there any gender confused heroes in movies? We knew. He said she doesn't really do it in person, but when he stalked her online he found a bunch of shit where she talked about...

You mispelled three. I guess people are ignoring the redskins game because it's the redskins and those are always messy.

What was the mandalorian saber? Is there a story somewhere about that? Was it from clone wars? I never watched that.

Yeah, that's why I refuse to read it or respond to it. It'll just encourage him.

Well, it's true that I don't like people. I wouldn't say I live in the middle of nowhere, but you might if you knew where I lived. Middle of nowhere is my retirement dream. We haven't talked about the survival kit yet or anything else I keep in my truck.

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the...

You might be right that lasagne is the worst, but that doesn't mean it isn't delicious. I'm having trouble thinking of a bad italian dish that's not just poorly cooked.

So redpilling your kids means not answering the question?

Most civilized countries make it illegal for their citizens to fuck children even when they're visiting 3rd world shitholes that allow it. I'm not sure whether the age is 18 or 16 for Us citizens, but it's somewhere in that neighborhood. The military might have a separate law that sets the...

Do you mean RIcottage cheese?

Try it with cream cheese instead of velveeta.

Hey the cowboys need one too with lucky whitehead fucking up so bad he didn't even travel to the last game.

What the fuck does it even mean to redpill your kids?

Have you tried cheese? Many people around here think cheese is better than BJs.

How were the balls handled in this game?

lol, of course I do. I feel broke when I get down to my last $100. Then why do you use the middlemen? Oh I see, it's because they provide a service you're willing to pay for. But I'm the one who misunderstands the relationship. jlawyeahokright.gif

grocery shopping derail might be the worst derail in the history of the site.

Mixer valve is probably sticking. Do you feel comfortable taking it apart? If so you can probably jigger with it and get working again for a while. If you're like me though, the only answer is that you have to take baths till you get someone to fix it.

3 visas with different purposes, DL, CWP, Debit Card, HSA card, 5 gas cards, 2 loyalty cards that I use all the time, insurance card ... I think there's a couple more but I'm drawing a blank on them. In the cash wallet, I have shit like hotel loyalty cards that i rarely use. For cutting...

Got a BJ last night and I nutted so hard my balls hurt. Gunna have to get her to give me another one soon to make sure it was just because I was stove up and not some new medical problem.

At least donate it to charity if it's potentially worth selling.

Then you are retarded. I've been saying for years that bryant is overrated. He's got potential, but that's it. As my coaches always used to say, "You have potential" is a backhanded insult because it means you aint done shit yet. The only thing I like about Bryant these days is that he's a...

You mean the recurring character on Big Bank Theory? I don't know, I think he was just an extra they called up one day and got along with the cast. He must be one of those heartwarming bootstrap stories. Oh and he was in one season of the guild and got to fuck the Felicia. Maybe that's it.

This is what i was saying.

Oh yeah I remember that. Wasn't my house. Those were pictures from someone I knew selling guns. Now that you mention it though, if you go back further I might have a similar shot of my katana with a dirty floor.

dat wasn't a pass, it was a fumble.

Too bad there's nothing you can do about that. Nothing whatsoever.

That last sentence says it all. You missed the part where I said it was for local store owners that I liked. I'll put $2 on a credit card at wal mart every day. But I like Habib down at the corner store. I don't want him to sell out to some camel jokey. We agree that banks suck ass with...

If I had that many keys, I'd get one of those retractable keychains and hang it on my belt.

Roger that, you live in shitty parts of town and/or are timid about strange looks (depending on what you mean by strange). I'll forgive you for not knowing that money clips aren't bags of holding since you don't seem to use one. Too many bills and they get too full. The metal ones will get...

You're confusing me with someone else. I don't post RL pics. Edit: Wait, do you mean the google earth image I posted? That wasn't a bad house at all, fucker.

My credit is always in the neighborhood of 800 when I check it, so I aint worried that I might be doing something wrong. Thanks for your concern though. The money clip holds any bills smaller than $20, the rest of the cash goes in one wallet along with membership cards I infrequently need...

When my life is apparently so great that people think I must be lying when i talk about it on the forums.

Is that what you have to tell yourself to keep the noose from around your neck?

Except for the first sentence, and things that have been said in rebels and the new canon books. But yeah, no totally you're right. Absolutely nothing to 'imply' it. prophecy said 'bring balance'

How's that a retcon? How many imperial aliens did you see in the original trilogy? The EU was full of palpatine's anti-alien sentiment. People like thrawn were a notable exception.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand that bet?

It's been a tad cold for sandals lately, and this was at work. But yeah, in my recreational time when it's warmer, you nailed the socks with sandals. I recently got black socks to fuck with people like you and I think I'm going to buy sock garters next to hold them up. Never owned any of that...

hat for henchman #21 pls