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  1. Hoss

    Mtg EDH thread

    Wouldn't this be a good one too, especially since you can link cards here and have the card popup when you hover over the link? Deckbox Hazezon Tamar - Legends, # 270 - Deckbox
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    The OA

    Thanks gravel. My wife watched this over the weekend and wouldn't tell me anything about it. She just said it was kind of like Stranger Things, and if she told me anything else, it would be a spoiler. Now that I've seen the ridiculous dance I can make an informed decision about whether I want...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    It's a convenient stand in until you tell us the correct place. Working the line means you cook, or are you serving the food at luby's? Thirded. I know you think we're just perving but .... well OK it's a little bit of that, I won't lie. But it's more than that. How she looks goes a long...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    Taco bell requires a drug test? That would shock me. I've never worked in fast food, but I've dealt with the employees often enough. Not even tryin to be an ass. I think it's good that felons and addicts have job opportunities, even if they are going to be working right next to 16 year olds.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Just saw a youtube video on the CGI characters, and I had the wrong idea from reading what you guys were saying. Yall were making it out as if the characters were 100% CGI. They had actual actors in there who looked very similar to the originals and just used CGI instead of makeup to finish...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Fuck yeah dude. I still hate the eagles for the fake kneel down to run up the score. That was sometime in the 80's too.
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    What Did President X Do for You?

    Now I need to compare pictures of Jackie kennedy and Melania to see if this statement is true. This isn't exactly the same, but when 0 was first elected, I started a list of everything he did that I agreed with or liked so I wouldn't forget. Here it is. Killed somali pirates He even...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    You seem to misunderstand the point of the advice. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the viability of the relationship. It has to do with the fact that if there's a messy breakup, at least one of you is going to need a new job. Doesn't even have to be a messy breakup. It could be simple...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    For me, it was the EU. I read every book they had with jedi in it, then got bored and finally picked up a bounty hunter book and was hooked. They just had better stories. Probably because they're allowed to have questionable morality without being 100% evil. They kind of experimented with...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I guess I'm not understanding why the walkie talkies aren't running through the NFL system that can cut it off. I know a little about radio communications, and it's not difficult to setup a system that can't be bypassed with standard fucking walkie talkies. I bet the cheatriots already use...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    I was going to say don't dip your pen in the company ink. But since this seems to be a job you don't give a shit about losing: Look at her lips when you talk. I don't know if it's true but I hear it makes chicks think of you romantically. So if you do this and she doesn't puke a little in...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Giants fined, lose draft spot for walkie-talkie use against Cowboys "The NFL announced on Tuesday it has fined the Giants $150,000 and moved their fourth-round pick in the 2017 NFL Draft to the end of the round. The league also fined McAdoo $50,000 for using a walkie-talkie on the sideline to...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What? No, dude, he was just looking for change. A Coke only cost 50 cents back then. Man, you people worry over the stupidest shit. If you want to worry about something, worry that he always had a jar of vaseline in his car. He must have had a lot of problems with chapped lips.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    He was just looking for change. I had a coach in 7th grade who was always doing the exact same thing.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He was, but that guy would only pitch, so he never got his dick muddy and is still technically a virgin.
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    Muslim Hoe or Ninja

    gamma rays, pls stahp. Haven't you seen how those goat fuckers commit suicide? We need less of that in the world.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Coca cola freestyle. That's what they call that shit around here. Those machines helped to wean me off of my coke habit. So while they suck doggie dick, I can't really hate them.
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    DAMMNN NATURE YOU SCARY Thread

    What's up with eltool's posts? They're all formulaic, as if he's a bot. If he is, at least he's a bot programmed to bring us interesting shit.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The more I think about that guy, the sadder I am for him. That's why I didn't egg him on. In his defense, after we asked about the shirt, he settled down. Almost as if he forgot he was dressed in such a way that he could be mistaken for a cowboy fan. He also seemed to get more vocal in his...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I met someone at the game sunday who might be even sadder than @Convo Sitting behind us wearing a cowboy shirt. He tried to pick a fight with us after the dak TD run because we turned around and were cheering, saying something about how he can do it with his feet and his arm, or something...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I wonder if there's any correlation between people who saw this in 3D and people who thought the cgi characters were garbage. I saw it in 2D and I thought they looked fine, other than being a little off.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I was at the cowboy game, just getting back online for the first time since then, so getting caught up. Weren't both of Witten's fumbles this year though? Or was he ruled down on the other one I'm thinking of from this year? They should apologize for the fucking penalty next. That is what...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I never thought it was the actual actor. Even if I didn't remember that he was dead, I knew he'd have to be way too old by now. But I did think it was a real person that they did a helluva makeup job on. Same with leia. So how many actors were in R1 who were also in ANH? I'm thinking James...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    It probably woulda taken him a few games to get it. Wasn't he due to go on a win streak to get back to .500?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what you're saying is, he's not the hero we need; not the hero we want; but he is the hero we deserve.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That is so very disgusting
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Loved the fan service. Nerdgasms, multiple.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't remember whatever this is referencing. I'm not saying I'm not a pudding god, maybe I am and I just forgot. Are you talking about brittish puddings or american pudding?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Over the top? Dude, nothing in there is even a worthy task for tiggle's SJW love slave. Maybe getting the book and having her read it would be worthy.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet all he does is get shit dusty.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's actually a fairly direct answer to my question. I just had to read it twice to get it.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I wonder if he made her shave the hair on her chest too. Also, I'm surprised the earrings were allowed under his rules. That's probably what led to his daughter being a christian whore. That and her hair.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Think I'm going to see it tonight. I better jerk off before I head out.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd like to know from the chicks who post here if they think girls are rational when it comes to relationships. It seems to pretty unanimous amongst the guys that they're not (not counting panface).
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    The Fishing Thread

    I think those claws are still attached to crabs.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Who me? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm nowhere near redding. At this point in my life, I wouldn't even willingly visit California.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Beta orbiters is the phrase my daughter uses because they come around and give her free shit once in a while. I tell her it's wrong and what they're after. She says she doesn't know what else she can do other than just be mean, and even that might not work.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Relevant for @Mrs. Gravy Also, wtf, while tagging Mrs G, I saw we have an @Mrs. Fields I'm going to assume she posts in the cooking and fast food thread and go check those out now.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mrs G is beyond the part of her life where she might get desperate and decide to settle. Also, how many side dicks do you reckon your ex roomie's wife has? If you answer a number less than 1, you're delusional.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Did they really address Gasoline going bad? Because they had an episode last season where they explained the gas going bad, then killed off the dude who knew that and kept driving cars all across the country. Anybody else think psycho Melissa is hottest Melissa?