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I guarantee you there are coaches who think he could be good in the right system or with the right coaching. Probably a number of teams who would give him a shot.

Should change the title to the Al Bundy thread. A fat woman came into the store and said she was a size five. I stuck her hoof into the shoe. My thumb got stuck, she panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me along behind. Thank God a stick of butter fell out of her purse...

No but really, this video, like most utube videos and nearly every video you link, was bad. The title should have been more clear that it was explaining the show for someone who had not seen it.

Fuck i forgot about this. Still need to figure out where to watch.

both of you seem to be suffering from a basic misunderstanding of what's going on here. He's made his intentions pretty clear. He's seeing if he can fix her. She's probably thinking the same thing. You said her SJW shit doesn't come out on the dates, right? Also, all you gotta do it cut...

First. Anyone who's never even thought about humping their cousin just has an ugly family.

Creampies may be a bit tame, but yeah it counts as a kink. It adds an element of danger.

Are you saying If the redskins D can't slow down Dak and Zeke, the skins might have a shot? I guess if we keep scoring quick, our defense won't be able to stop the skins either, but if they get rest they might get some stops. Edit: Nevermind, I misread. But it's a funny thought, so I'm...

No firsthand experience, but I've heard there are candies that look like enough like birth control pills to fool a 21 yr old girl.

i don't understand your point. Are you pushing for the Maryland Redskins? Landover is funnier because of how the injuns handed their land over to us.

When we used to do that in Dallas, we'd get in for $10 a person easily. We just had to be willing to miss kickoff and seat surf because the seats wouldn't be together. Anquan gets desperate once they kick off.

Remember the end goal tiggles. Convince her that racists aren't the monsters twitter tells her you are. Also, to get nude pics first

Start small and laugh immediately afterwards. Since she's in luuurve, she'll take that as you being ironic.

The name is quite offensive though, you can't deny that. Hands down the most offensive name in sports. They should change it to the Landover Redskins immediately.

i've had a fitbit for a few months. In that time I've met the daily steps goal 3 times. It's ridiculous how they count steps, so I don't even pay attention to it, but it buzzes when you meet the goal. Saturday night was the last time and it happened while I was railing my wife. Right as I'm...

i was talking about romo, bro. I think Jones would pull the trigger on that deal so fast he'd pop a stitch and undo his latest facelift.

It's called the fish-eye. Also, wifey made me jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon the last 2 sundays as gameday snacks. If anyone is wondering, that's what love tastes like. Jalapenos gotta be fresh though, let them sit even overnight after being cut and they go off.

Who's got their first round pick next year? I wonder if they'd like an established elite veteran QB.

I saw that, it looked like a bullshit nitpicky stat. They've beaten the baltimore colts and the infographic just said 'baltimore', so it was technically wrong (which is the worst kind of wrong), and I know they beat the ravens when they were called the cleveland browns. If memory serves, the...

confirmed convo is a tryhard

pics pls

Probably not 1:1 but it's a factor. More volume will also give you distance because it's more pressure. When I want to pull out and use it like an artillery piece to shoot over her boobs and attempt to hit her face, I squeeze the tube behind the balls until the 3rd spasm.

You ever try pulling out and spitting on her back? That way you can hit her in the eye when she turns around

This is a good point. I had a 50 yr old roommate a few years back who introduced me to hookup sites like Adult Friend Finder. He was slaying pussy left and right. He could have fucked every night of the week if he wanted, while I think I got 3 responses total during my yearlong subscription...

Unfortunately, sometimes those are political decisions and not sound wildlife management decision. Oh and sludig, on the way home last night I was thinking about your elkburger. Salibury steak would be good too if you know how to make that. I don't, which is why I didn't think about it at...

Lol arizona has a team named coyotes? How insensitive. Pls let them be a soccer team.

Mrs Gravy, your flirting would be obvious to anyone who knows about body language, but most people don't. Could be you're just being too subtle. What sorts of things are you talking about on your date? Steer the conversation towards sex talk. Ask him how big his dick is. Tell him you're only...

I mostly make stew out of my ground venison. I'd suggest burgers in a frying pan with a layer of bacon grease to be sure it's not too dry. Chili is also good, but chili will really hide the flavor. Once you open the bag, it should be obvious whether it has any fat. Brutul, I don't know...

lol Waitaminute, is the NFLE still a thing? Haven't heard shit about it in years.

Respect bro. That's the most selfless act I can imagine.

Young chicks are like that. Pretty much every girl I knew who found a good man changed their political outlook. Right now, you're just showing her that racists are regular people, not the monsters her bitter old lesbian professors have taught her about. Now, when she learns the truth, it's...

Does that mean your password will be in your will and everyone will be instructed to get drunk then come here and shitpost on your account?

i have no idea what rangoth is responding to. Fein, if he titles it to himself he has to pay taxes, then you'd have to pay taxes again upon transfer. Those would be sales tax and based either on the actual price, or a predetermined schedule of values because people lie and try to say the shit...

Cowboys have 2 thursday games in a row. Dammit, now I'm going to have to watch a regular thursday night game.

Damn. I noticed the cowboys were playing at noon, and I was hoping it was a new NFL policy or something. Teams that have to play thursdays should always have the previous week at home and in the early time slot. I hope they shitcan thursday games next year. Thanksgiving and opening night...

I'm really pissed we never get to see these nekkid photos.

Dude, she's a tranny for trump. If she kerplatted herself it would have been from getting fucked up and falling off the roof of the hotel where the coke party was happening. That has nothing to do with being trans. Welcome to being a girl.

I thought we were talking about the intermediate types like you who still have twig and berries. Wasn't the question what do you prefer to be called? If they're passable and have vajayjays, I don't have a problem calling them women, but something like T-girl is much more honest. Is vanessa...

you mean ... When are you going to show us some before pics? You can't keep saying shit like this and not show the before pics. Then what term do they prefer?