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    Cheated out of my youth

    These 10 States Have The Highest Rates Of Teacher-Student Sex Scandals And I Can’t Say I’m Surprised Found this article. Alabama has the highest rate of teacher sex scandals, Texas has the highest raw number. What i wanna know is which states have the highest rates of hot teacher sex...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Has she read the classics yet, like 1984, animal farm, or brave new world? Atlas shrugged would be going too far. And mix in books on how to be better at sex too.
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    Analyzing Yourself

    You might need to find Jesus. Believing in a higher power will help you realize that you are exactly what you're supposed to be. You aint broke, you are just right. Getting over that woman is another thing altogether. Nothing wrong with wanting to learn from your mistakes, but some things...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I tried that philosophy back when I bet on the cowboys. It never eased the pain of losing.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    No problem, it's kind of our specialty. Start with posting a pic of her.
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    Star Wars Commander

    Been playing commander for a while, but i can't stand the disney boards, so I figured I'd see if anyone here is playing and wants to talk about it.
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    First World Problems

    FWP: Some creepy dude on the internet is worshipping you so hard, he calls you a liar when you say anything remotely negative about yourself.
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    First World Problems

    I'm actually just an amazing motherfucker. But I am curious what you think is a lie or embellished. Just wondering so I can get a feel for how much better I am than you.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Looks like they're wearing fitbits.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did you have any recent run-ins with witch doctors, or motivational speakers? This is sounding a bit like a shallow hal situation. How much do you know about body language. Telling us you saw no signs of lying means nothing if we don't know that you know the importance of where she's...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Sounds like we have more fan representation from teams without SB rings than from teams with them. Or is it just 50/50, which would statistically make sense since we're not full of bandwagon jumping multi-team faggots?
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    First World Problems

    lol your lie detector is broken. Out of curiosity, you found johnny's tales more believable than what part of my post?
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    First World Problems

    Showering last night. It's been a couple days since my wife and I did the nasty. I suddenly remember some old spank bank material while I'm cleaning my junk and it goes off in my hand. Get out of the shower, wife is there ordering me on the bed. Apparently she wants to blow me. My mind is...
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    RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

    That makes no sense. How did he lose 2 grand if the highest stakes was $0? Clearly he had some money in the pot at some point.
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    MTG thread

    Worked for me in chrome too, but i had to be told to mouseover it. Initially I figured if it was working, an embedded picture would show up. Testing: Sanguine Bond (3 different printings) - Deckbox
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe some girls can chime in, but I thought it was normal for young girls to use pads instead of tampons.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're not even trying to keep up. He's already fucked her in the pussy at least twice.
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    Assange may have died or captured.

    A researcher, you say? Does this guy do research on computers, because if so, he's a computer scientist and is to be taken seriously.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But whether her hymen was intact is an excellent question. Sure, a busted hymen doesn't prove she's lying, but an intact one virtually proves she wasn't. You went downtown before plugging her, so you had a good view.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    It's better when the sober one is making the posts. Maybe lulzsect can get his honey to come post the story in a readable format.
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    What tickles your pickle

    HD Video or it didn't happen.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    how do you say that? Give it to me pheonetically pls, not a bunch of squiggly lines.
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    You’re A Single-Celled Organism. Can You Evolve Into A Duck?

    You can if God wills it.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Don't they already have a coupla movies based on the show? They were kind of big deals, you might have heard of them.
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    The Xm@s idea thread

    how is the nfl not offering that for sale yet?
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    RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

    aight, it's cool you wanna be coy. just tell us what thread you posted them in. hot girls, asians, beefiest curtains, or curvy chicks?
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Someone told me last night that this is the last season of Agents. He's kind of a dumbfuck and read it on facebook, so I'm inclined to not believe him. But I figured if there was even a whisper of cancellation, you guys would know. Tell me how full of shit he is pls.
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    Supergirl

    I'm still behind on this show. 4 1 hour dramas is just too much for me to watch, and SG is the worst of the 4 on CW. But, I just got to that episode and I fucking loved it. I didn't realize any writer anywhere still knew what reporting was. Whoever wrote that scene needs to be put in charge...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    simplest explanation is that his phone autocorrected 13 to 30. But for real bro, you better tell her about the last GF and tell her to get some books or start watching some porn or something. She's got some catching up to do.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    My dad actually grew up in Louisiana. But he was a cowboy fan since they first formed in 1960. What a bandwagon jumping faggot.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Not following him, is he still a fumbler? Fuck you, i'm just gettign caught up from a weekend of partying. Also, the cowboys hadn't been mentioned on this page yet and that's some bullshit.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    First off, it seemed overkill to go more than 2 teams in that sentence. Second, if I had gone 3 teams it woulda been the browns (cuz shitty) or the stealers (cuz hate). Third, whatever rivalry there is with the giants pales in comparison with the redskins, and whatever hate there is for them...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Truth be told, i looked around a little for one that was generic because I didn't want to shit on a particular team. My purpose was to fuck with bandwaggoners. I respect a true fan, even if they're fans of filthy teams like the eagles or redskins.
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    RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

    My wife knows about this place. I think it'd be funny if she were to come here after I died and you got her to stay like you did to Mrs Gravy. All of you who think I'm off my rocker now would realize I'm actually the sane one in the family.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I'll leave this here in case some of yall need it. You can probably use the same form to be a multi-team faggot. Also, I recommend writing in "Forever (this time I mean it)" under 'Duration'.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Holy shit those 2 missed FGs must hurt after losing by 5. Especially with the way the redskins iced their own kicker on that first one. Was there a reason given for that timeout? Too much noise where I was, so if the announcers told us, I missed it. Skins beat us in TOP, yards, and pretty...
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    RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

    where was he making those posts about the chick?
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    RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

    lets compromise and reach out to his cousin. I feel like she's already part of this community.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Most of the shit should come from drawing from different psalms.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Better for everyone if you simply work on another amazing adventure.