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Shake n fries aint bad, but the best dipping sauce is mustard and mayo mixed together. Most of the time i'm too lazy to mix shit and just use mustard. Actually, let me rephrase that, most of the time I don't dip fries at all, but when I do dip, it's usually mustard. Mayo/mustard is #2 and...

He tried to make a funny. He did not make a funny. I didn't even realize who had posted it till I moved on and saw the :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: response.

Douche may be a feminine hygiene product, but I've never heard a woman be called a douche.

LOL indeed. In archery it's called releasing or loosing. But lets go with loosing since it's the redskins.

My take on the difference between NOT and NONE NOT means you have a party affiliation, it's just not with whoever you're voting for. NONE means you have no affiliation.

Trump am NONE I guess I'd be none. I only consider myself a conservative,. I have to admit I've only voted for 2 democrats in my life so far, a handful of libertarians, and the vast majority were rep. But I check out people's actual positions as much as I can before I make a decision.

If i'm being honest, I preferred the old format with self contained episodes, or at most 3 episode arcs while occasionally revisiting great gags from season's past (for instance manbearpig). There seem to be more dud episodes with this format while they're setting everything up.

LOL, guy literally could not be more wrong. The people who want more discipline for off the field issues don't watch football anyway and were never going to start watching. I'd rather see the best players playing and go back to not knowing how many people he's killed or lines of coke he snorts...

Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?

Been telling texans fans I know this is karma because of all the shit they talked about romo. I skipped a bunch of pages, is anyone else thinking that brady is nothing more than a good system QB with the way his backups are playing this year?

Holy shit, how did I miss the final season of torchwood? I loved that show. Thanks for the info.

I guess I'm supposed to know who that new director is, but I don't. They should have made him a robot, it woulda been more believable. Oh and I guess the crazy doctor is inventing Life Model Decoys and not sexbots? (whynotboth.jpg) Don't remember if he used those words, but it sure sounded...

What starz show?

When I did that, it looked like the title was going to just be an HTML link, so I figured there must be someplace else to enter the link and let me have a non retarded title. When there wasn't I tried to edit the link back into the title and then it was just an html link.

I guess I fucked this up. Here's the tmdb link Pitch

Pitch Genre: Drama First Aired: 2016-09-22 Overview: Pitch is the dramatic and inspirational story of a young pitcher who becomes the first woman to play Major League Baseball.  Anyone else watch this? It wasn't bad IMO. I expected a lot more SJW girl powah bullshit. There was...

Where did you watch it?

It was pissing me off that they kept saying she murdered him. No, she did what they all shoulda done. But I like that they're using this as the reason to move again. I didn't really think about it before, but I guess they're just going to move every season or 2.

The system says 6. But this is the only round where I have a clear single person that I want on the other side of the hole. I'm wondering if I should redo the math.

I expected lots more frog jizz

Ha HA, I think my system works. #4 a winnar is me.

I have no opinion, so i voted yes cause fuck you.

I don't even like to include someone's boss when I'm responding to an email that they sent me. I've never had someone email my boss and bitch about me (that I know of), but my butthole clenches up when I see they suddenly include mine even though he's never involved in the conversation. Seems...

I think I got a system worked out, lets see if it works. #4

You must have forgot the part where he actually said he wanted to upgrade the forum software but someone (draegan probably) told him we would revolt if he tried. I think he even mentioned xenforo.

All I know about freemasons is, to be one, ask one. I guess that's what you're doing though.

I missed whoever was saying only pedos like shaved vag. I think shaved does make it look like a child's nono area, but I wouldn't go so far as to call people who like it pedos. I prefer a bush, that's it. No judgement on what other people like as long as it's another adult.

Only if you drink it from a girl's asshole. Which, BTW is the correct way to drink it. Don't worry, the alcohol kills all the germs. Sounds like you're one of those dummies who throws away the core and only eats the green parts. What do you cook them in? What you're describing is about...

I got the ticket this year for 1 cowboy game that we're expecting to be blacked out. Be a real fan and get it for all of yours gravel. OK, full disclosure, I got it for free by threatening to drop directtv for cable. But, if i was in a situation like you, I wouldn't even bat an eye at the...

He didn't lose a job. He plays there and played with the girl. This might be like him shitting where he pisses if you wanna stick with the defecation analogy.

Why would he be upset at himself? Was the bitch ugly? Post pics of the girl pls so I can determine if this story is bitching or bragging.

Looked like an 11 to me man. They shouldn't have apologized. Should have said it was supposed to be a 12 for the big 12 or something. And I just want to be on record as saying that last play in the UT CAL game should have been Texas ball on the 20. That's some dumb shit the refs pulled...

Dark Matter But First, We Save the Galaxy Season: 2 Episode: 13 Air Date: 2016-09-16 The crew of the Raza works to prevent the destruction of a space station and prevent an all out corporate war. Testing the new software and referencing an episode. Lets see if it's as easy as I...

Favorite parts were the balls on the vagina, and JJ fixing the national anthem by saying whatever you do is honoring the flag.

Not counting the current relationship, about 30 days. They all ended with the girl deciding to stop returning my calls.

You think that's bad, order water instead. Costs the same as alcohol.

#2, this sucks. now I have to own up and admit which one I was hoping for.

I thought Green Bay rose out of shittyness into mediocrity during the Majekowski era. But maybe I just think that because I liked saying his name.

Not that I noticed. If draft position was mentioned before you made this post, I missed it.

Romo sat his rookie year. I think he finally played in year 3.