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  1. BrutulTM

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Because he's not a weak genetically inferior type whose penis skin can't stand up to a little vigorous rubbing. Lube is a crutch and might lead to you not being able to jerk it when the need arises and you didn't have time to pack. Never touch the stuff, never have.
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    Sturgill Simpson - A Sailor's Guide to Earth - Coming April 15th

    My Jason Isbell thread died instantly in here but as I recall a couple people were into Sturgill Simpson's last album. New album drops on tax day and he has released two videos off of it, including his cover of Nirvana's "In Bloom" which I'm not totally sold on but I definitely like the other song.
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    The Americans

    This was sort of interesting but I feel like he must have had some pretty specific guidelines about what he was willing to talk about. Not a single story about one thing he did as a spy nor any discussion of his punishment or if he informed on anyone after he was caught.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Your kids won't need any help getting porn when they start to want it. Getting porn from your dad would just be super uncomfortable. You don't need to shame them for it, but nobody wants to talk about that shit with their parents. In general I don't think parents need to get into the nitty...
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    Survivor

    Numbers are important but you aren't helping yourself going into a merge with somebody who is just going to flip on you anyway. I am happy with the move just because Peter is a horrible combination of smug and a bad player so I didn't want him to make the merge.
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    Smartphones

    3 months in I still love my 6P. My only complaint with it is that the power/volume buttons are too easy to hit accidentally. I actually fully shut down my phone in the middle of a call a couple weeks ago because I didn't realize I was holding the power button down while I talked. Aside from...
  7. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I saw somebody ask Alton Brown why their mashed potatoes were not as good as restaurant mashed potatoes and he said something along the lines of "Probably because you would be too ashamed to use as much butter as they do."
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    Vinyl

    That was a pretty hilarious merkin she was wearing. Aside from that though, A++. This show is a little much for me but I'm not giving up yet.
  9. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't even recognize this fast food thread. In another week we will be talking about sous vide.
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    Your guilty pleasure movies

    I agree, and ditto for the Naked Gun movies but to be fair it's only 59% on Rotten Tomatoes and it's not the kind of movie you list off on a first date if somebody asks you about your favorite movies. Then again if you do list it off and the girl says she loves it, you should probably marry her.
  11. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This is how I do it as well, but after I take the fish out I throw a tablespoon or so of capers and some more butter in the pan, let it cook a couple minutes, and dump it over the salmon. Fucking delicious. If you can't cook salmon in a cast iron pan then you can either get a sous vide or...
  12. BrutulTM

    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Hot Shots part Deux. I was the right age when that movie came out and I can still watch it any time and laugh my ass off.
  13. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Amazing that the fast food thread is full of BBQ sauce hipsters.
  14. BrutulTM

    Windows 10

    The whole "If you aren't paying then you're the product" chorus that plagues every mention of free services online, while true, is completely useless. I don't steal Windows so I don't give a shit about anti-theft and my precious datas are not doing me any good nor am I experiencing or expecting...
  15. BrutulTM

    Survivor

    Likability is always something people consider going into the finale and nobody is more likable than Tai.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It's seen as a low calorie snack if you get the fake butter stuff. Women are always looking for stuff to eat that doesn't have calories.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I doubt the intentional grounding thing will pass but I hope it does. I love sacks and it always infuriates me when the QB is 100% getting sacked and just flicks the ball towards a patch of grass and doesn't lose any yardage. Russell Wilson and Tom Brady are masters of this.
  18. BrutulTM

    Gold Rush

    This had to happen sooner or later. I'm glad it didn't happen during the mining season but I'm sure we'll see a shitload of tributes on the show next season. That dude got how to be an old man, being supportive and offering advice but not shoving it down other people's throats and allowing...
  19. BrutulTM

    Survivor

    I'm not so sure Julia is leaving just because no one sees her as a threat. She's 18 years old and has barely even been on camera. Would be much smarter to vote out Tai or Nick if you want to hurt the beauties.
  20. BrutulTM

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Jesus Christ, get a life people.
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    Survivor

    It's pretty sad how bad Anna/Beauty got screwed by the last two episodes. She went from the leader of the biggest alliance on the biggest tribe pre-merge to losing Caleb to evac, having her tribe split in half and one core alliance member being effectively sent to exile island, to getting voted...
  22. BrutulTM

    Survivor

    Tai does seem to have a weakness for studly dudes.
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    Windows 10

    I think that most of the objection to Windows 10 is just a throwback to the many times Microsoft has put out a shitty update and made us pay for it. People have made lots of hay by talking about how smart they are for not falling for the upgrade etc. Windows 10 is both good and free so the...
  24. BrutulTM

    Weather

    I wish some of that moisture would make it up to Montana. We're going to have a bad summer if it doesn't rain in April. So far February and March have been unseasonably warm and dry.
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    Survivor

    Apparently these survivors hate pretty brunettes. RIP Peter is still a giant douche who was not humbled nearly enough by getting owned by Debbie. I really wish they would have pulled off their blindside on him. He really doesn't deserve to make the merge. Has it been brought up...
  26. BrutulTM

    Podcasts Misc

    I am with you. Also, I have never heard a debate like that but the fast talking thing is retarded. The whole episode annoyed the shit out of me for multiple reasons. I went from knowing nothing about collegiate debate to actively disliking it.
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    Windows 10

    OH NO, THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE ME UPGRADE TO A BETTER OS THAN THE ONE I'M USING. WOE IS ME.
  28. BrutulTM

    The Americans

    I missed out on this show until I marathoned S1-3 last spring. Definitely excited for S4.
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    Smartphones

    I put the Facebook app back on my phone and haven't seen any difference in battery life. The mobile web site is just garbage.
  30. BrutulTM

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Oh good lord. Congratulations on a successful "well actually". MOST good college teams have 5-10 NFL quality players, with at least one exception 15 years ago.
  31. BrutulTM

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    The great college teams have maybe 5-10 NFL quality players on them. Even the worst NFL team has 53.
  32. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The Kirkland brand frozen chicken breasts from Costco are totally trimmed and individually wrapped and are totally consistent in size. I love them and I have been abusing other people's Costco memberships to get them for like 10 years now.
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    Survivor

    I thought about that shot with the 3 balls at once as well and thought it must have been really damn hard to do unless they just got lucky. I don't recall a digging challenge ever taking that long before. They must have buried the stuff deeper than usual or something but that looked shitty...
  34. BrutulTM

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I am going to be so pissed if Kaepernick goes to Denver and wins a superbowl. They have already proven that they can win without a quarterback.
  35. BrutulTM

    Home Theater/Game Room Thread

    What software are people running on HTPCs these days? My old media center PC goes months at a time without being turned on.
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    Vinyl

    Haven't really decided if I like this show but I don't hate it. It's a little like Mad Men but the writing isn't as good. I feel like they're turning the drama up to 11 at the expense of character development. I could take a bit more of the blonde secretary/wannabe agent naked with Jagger Jr...
  37. BrutulTM

    Follow my heart or follow my head/wallet

    Yeah I think I would want to at least have demonstrated that I can make money at it before moving and it sounds like that's what he is planning. I was just asking if that is something that might have to happen down the road.
  38. BrutulTM

    Follow my heart or follow my head/wallet

    Speaking as someone who went from making $80k a year working a very half-assed 40 hour week to running a business where I now pay myself under $30k a year (and it was less when I started) and work twice as much there's more to life than money. I am passionate about what I do now and it's much...
  39. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    My stomach is totally bulletproof. I can eat anything and shit like clockwork. I would probably be less fat if I didn't have an elite digestive system.