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If you had to hang a sign shaped like a pink starfish outside your business that stated "We Don't Serve Gays" I think capitalism would sort this all out.

It lost me at "you'll agree to anything when you are on fire." That's how morons write capital "E" evil and it's fucking stupid. Sure, just kill all your loyal henchmen that have been setting things up in anticipation of the apocalypse while you are at it as well.

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If anyone hasn't seen Vulgar I recommend watching Vulgar. It's the origin of that clown. Silent Bob is in it. Briefly. It is a film that hates you.

That bow is strung for storage or transport. It's not really strung "wrong."

If Nef was 10 mana and the spells were free he would at least be fun. As it stands he's really lackluster.

McConughahaey could also just have been wrong about it being future humans. He mostly pulled that out of his ass anyway.

Sion versus Vayne death recaps are the best. 1750 true damage. Huh.

There was a spot last season where his ult had a much lower cool down and you could defend two lanes or push two lanes at the same time. His wave clear was so good and so long ranged pushing against Ziggs was pretty fucking hard. He got nerfed a whole mess of times for it.

Milwaukee gets snubbed again.

Twenty stacks? Twenty stacks.

As much as I liked the patch prior I have few kind things to say about 5.6 At least I played a couple hundred Sion games over the winter before the nerfs. Oh, and here's a full paragraph explaining why we aren't doing anything to Nidalee. Zilean should be legitimately good now. Reducing...

A box of Dragons is 93 dollars with free shipping or 2.59 per pack. If you are paying 30 (or more) for a prerelease event it's pretty easy to come out behind.

What surprises me the most is how many people really like Contact.

The format was definitely faster than I was expecting it to be and I have a feeling that drafts are going to yield some pretty tooth-filled decks. The event I was at also saw Atarka do the J-O-B all night including a very hilarious Atarka versus Atarka match that ended in a draw. It couldn't...

Every season there tends to be one item that is so good it warps how I play the game. The old Shurelia's Reverie was like that. So was the old Will of the Ancients. I only played characters that could build those items. Banner of Command is like that for this season. I never saw anyone but me...

I've played a bunch of Naut support and it's almost good. He's held back by some lackluster stats, specifically his "tied for lowest in the game" movement speed. Being melee on top of having less movement speed than ranged characters is bleh. It's a clever pick to throw into the mix though. A...

I'm sure the set will prove to be fine. Really, it would take some bonkers power creep for this adventure pack to be as high powered in relation to the existing card pool as Naxx was to the core game. I'm mostly glad it doesn't look like the entire thing is gas.

Naxx had a huge amount of format relevant card and I was curious if this adventure pack was going to more of that. Looking like a no.

I can't be the only one who appreciates it when someone really opens their head and lets everyone look inside.

I don't like Thornmail on pretty much anyone unless I'm topping off after Frozen Heart and Randuins and I'm still get buttblasted by the ADC.

If you are jungling and can get a Sightstone without gimping yourself it's really, really good.

He's probably good enough now? I played him a zillion times in Nemesis and he jungled fine. His ganks were fine. A full one-second knock-up on his elastic slingshot combined with a +% health jungle item is really, really good for him. I wish he was just a little more fun to play. The blob...

That show is body-horror galore. You can do hideous things to people as long as it all gets reversed by the end. It also manages to have a Multicultural Pals style ensemble cast and not be distracting.

Locket meta was a hoot. Jax being able to dodge tower shots was not a hoot. When Irelia came into her own that was some shit. I dislike that character to this day. Her stupid fucking "you can't ever turn me off period end of story" passive bothers me to no end. She's doesn't automatically win...

Release Vayne was some shit. Her chase was so good that even if someone flashed a wall and turned on ghost you still chased them down on foot alone. It was 100% not possible to escape from her.

There was a time when Twisted Fate's ultimate slowed you in addition to revealing you, revealed you through a Banshee Veil, you got double gold cards (stun you, stun you again with the next auto), gold card went through Banshee Veil,andthe auto couldn't be dodged even though you were supposed to...

There was a spot when I thought the one robot was going to edit out the "you knew all along" message as part of his 90% truth "100% truth doesn't help the mission" line and I was super fucking glad that didn't happen and that thread never went anywhere. Matt Damon was bad enough. If you throw in...

It's really not even a joke. The AI robots were all awesome and Matt Damon didn't add anything but run time.

If I had seen it in the theater I probably wouldn't have liked it. A movie this long needs an intermission. Seeing it at home and being able to pause it to use the can or get something to drink I liked it just fine. Only thing I didn't like was Matt Damon's subplot. It was a cliche' that was...

Warhammer Online was slow as fuck to fix sploits. I was bored of the game before they ever fixed all the non-aggressive quest mobs you could kill if you hopped to the enemy side of the map.

There was a spot early on in GvG where decks were a whole mess of people were running double BGH even.

I'm sure it works like Acolyte of Pain or Armorsmith and only gives you one token per time it is dealt damage rather than tokens equal to the damage.

Hey! There's always limited.

Accurate.

game 5

It's alright in the Arena.

Yeah, the time with which to care about the impact of sequels and remakes on the original material has long since passed. If the Ghostbusters films end up being decent than great. If they shit the bed they will be quickly forgotten.

Got a survey from Riot asking me how I would feel if they went back up to twelve champion releases a year. Trying to keep up with a dozen characters all as mechanically distinct and unique as Rek'sai, Bard, Kalista, Gnar, and Azir would be crazy town.

The cartoon wasn't consistent in its quality as it was really just a cash grab movie tie in cartoon and it eventually shit itself when it became Slimer and the Real Ghostbusters but when it was good it wasgood. The only thing I like about Ghostbusters 2 is Jackie Wilson. Fucking love...