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  1. iannis

    Home Improvement

    So true. And don't worry about motivation. When there is a hole in the side of your house you find yourself motivated to finish the project.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also: if they're younger than 30, fuggetaboudit. They all look the same.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    YIKES. On the other hand, if they signed off on a full on chest tattoo you already know they are not the type to be pressing statutory rape charges. You could get your eignopheodeophile on!
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    Reading Rainbow Kickstarter

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty
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    Reading Rainbow Kickstarter

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Stupid Jill forgot her pill And now they have a son
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Rape culture is a ridiculous, self-victimizing, narcissistic, extreme over-generalization, to begin with. You wanna live in a rape culture? Take a trip to war-torn Africa. The place where soldiers rape womenfor luck. Now that is a rape culture. Saying that you're dressed like a slut...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Panface got himself shawed because he's been talking to you tano. Again. You leave my little boy alone. You are a demonstrably bad influence on him. Goddammit, trollface has a CHANCE in this world. I'm not going to let you ruin him!
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    It's only unhealthy if you let it impact the real relationships. There's really nothing wrong with being flirty with an old friend. Especially not one that lives 1500 miles away. I'm sure it makes her feel young. If it starts making you feel OLD you need to cut that shit out.
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Big Err on a rampage! TOO ERR, TOO HUMAN
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Do you find a knife or a bottle of Jack Daniels to be more effective during your rapes? I favor the knife, but its always interesting to hear different perspectives from fellow rape enthusiasts.
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    Stargate Reboot Trilogy

    It actually can be both at the same time. That sort of fat looks like medication induced fat, tbh, rather than any sort of "i'ma just be a fatty now" kind of fat.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I feel like we accomplished something here. I of course have no idea what that might have been, but we did it. THIS IS GUNNA ROCK.
  13. iannis

    Windows 8

    This shit Microsoft is starting to slide into is making me leery that I might have to fuck with Linux. I don't want to. But I might have to. I'm old enough to remember what a fucking HASSLE that was. Yes, you get this wonderfully customizable machine. And in theory that's great. Maybe it...
  14. iannis

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It must. The whole point is access and availability and safety. You -never- see handicap spaces in the back of the lot, which would be the best place to put them if it was only about making room for the lift on the van and safety.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Hasn't it always been? Hasn't it always?
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    Reading Rainbow Kickstarter

    Like it or not bankers get a say too. They always get a say. No one should expect that this is a charity. Maybe a lot of people do. But it not being a charity does notprecludeit from being a positive construct. We'll see. If he takes the money and runs maybe we'll have to start calling...
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    Reading Rainbow Kickstarter

    They're talking about providing it subsidized to schools. I haven't seen a whole lot of explanation for the business side of it. But until there is actually some indication of malfeasance (beyond an understandable cynicism), I think it's fair to give Mr. Burton enough rope. "not the best...
  18. iannis

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Ah, sorry to hear it man. But that's the right thing to do. That was a hell with soft hands awaiting you.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.
  20. iannis

    Weight Loss Thread

    Diet Dr Pepper is pretty good. Actually prefer it to the non-diet.
  21. iannis

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Quark and Garak are pretty high on the top5 star trek characters not named Captain list. The Rules of Acquisition!
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    I'm wearing green and yellow plaid boxxers. They've got that little button up front. Oops! It just came undone. How naughty.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    lol. you're the only one that has ever been arguing the point that raping a drunk chick is still rape. That was NEVER a misunderstanding. You are also the one that has been arguing that having sex with a drunk chick is by default rape unless proven otherwise because of feelings and legal and...
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    I can't see Tanoomba being violent though. I really can't. Like worst case he hooks up with a domineering woman that rides him for the rest of his life. And he goes to some rallies. It's kinda like I might be worried about Dumar blowing something up... but I really can't see him going to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They didn't stick the q-tip up your peepee? Aww. That's the best part.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Do you literally think that all of us are arguing the impossibility of raping a drunk chick? Cause you might think it's easier that way, but it's not. Alcohol deadens pain and it encourages ludicrous acts of bravery. No indeed, give me the prey that is able to think about consequences and...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    But that's not what you're saying. It's not even what you mean. Usually I can understand where the assumption went wrong, and translate the failure of communication. But this one is too deep for me. What you're talking about now has absolutely nothing to do with alcohol or what you were...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    What is is about freedom that terrorizes you so much Tano? Is it the Free, or the Dumb? CAUSE IT TAKES BOTH, BY GOD. 'MURICA.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    How in the fuck is that even something that resembles a deciding factor? Holy shit, man. Lets go ahead and absolve drunk drivers while we're at it. Once the devils brew passes your lips you apparently have no responsibility for anything ever until you drink the antidote. As to lindz being...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Lindz is 100% woman. She's also 100% married. But me, I'm patient.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'll make her a deal. I'll forgo the most flagrant abuses of my white male privilege if she puts down the fork.
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    Thats Racist ! (Rich old man in LA buys and sells black folks)

    Isn't anyone who holds a majority share in a sports franchise pretty much by default a 1%er? I'm sure there are people richer. Oprah is disdainful of his poor-person antics. But I mean c'mon. He owns a fuggin sports team.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    Tanoomba would be swimming in pussy though. Of course they would all assume that he's gay. It would be like watching an episode of the twilight zone.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    Draegans stock would SKYROCKET. And Draegan is no asshole. He'd cash right the fuck out. You gimme a cut. Maybe we can make this happen.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Hope they don't become victims of their own success. They could not have possibly expected the response that they got. They'll get 10 million dollars before the thing is all over (well, at least 5). You figure they thought to themselves, "absolute best case... we get two million. So lets ask...
  36. iannis

    Parent Thread

    I don't think you're wrong, honestly. It is something that should probably be discussed as part of the arrangement before she goes and does it. Because she's got a fair case for asking for/taking those two weeks... it's not that... but at the same time that's not something that you just spring...
  37. iannis

    Parent Thread

    Not a parent -- I'd have the kid skip the grade. Socially it'll be a little bit harder on him, but that's luck of the draw shit that you can't influence very much even at the best of times. I only dimly remember how life was at that age but what I do remember is that if the bully decided to...
  38. iannis

    Home Improvement

    The fireplace might be off center? How OCD is this woman!?!?! Who cares! Offcenter is fine, you can decorate around that. Makes the walls more interesting anyway. It's not 1882. You're not relying on it to heat the house!
  39. iannis

    Chronic Pain

    The only thing that's worse than something being wrong with your body and it hurting is something being wrong with your body and it not hurting. Ouch man, 32 and eat up with arthritis. I get annoyed because sometimes my ankle will go out on me. An old injury that I didn't treat, and it...