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  1. iannis

    Archeage

    Oh god yes. SimDairy. They need to go sample some squirt sounds and put them in if they haven't.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I found the trick to engi's is just timing your stuns to get your +opp damage in (if you pay even a little bit of attention you can boost your damage significantly) and a really small amount of pet ability management (if you feel like it). Esper and Engi felt like variants on a single class...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    TLDR Brad has left game development behind and embarked on an exciting new career in televangelism and riding his sweet, sweet crotchrocket into the California hills.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I hate to think of the monstrosity. The cooter monster was bad enough. The assbaby would be even worse.
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    Mad Men

    That whole scene was pretty good. "Hey, I've got some news" "Burt's still dead, right?"
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    The best thing about warriors is that they were intended to be completely fluid I think. I say I think because the beta servers were so fucking awful. It wasn't even latency it was the server itself constantly shitting the bed. A lot of mobility. Stalkers have a harder time moving and...
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    I ate a girl one time that tasted like honey. I never did ask what she did to accomplish this. But I'm not doing that thing where you use a simile. Nothing fancy. TASTED LIKE HONEY. LIKE THE YELLOW STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF THE LITTLE BEAR. EXCEPT IT CAME OUT OF HER FRONTBUTT. What the...
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    The fucked up thing isn't that Tristinn is like that. To me the fucked up thing is that Tristinn has been like that for OVER FIFTEEN YEARS. Jesus Christ man.
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    Mad Men

    That's why it was so great. Because... yup. And I thought Sally was great in that scene too. You could just see her reveling in this newfound power. But if she was Betty, Jr she would have stuck with the jock. Nobody is a pussyslayer when it comes to their first kiss and the girl has...
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    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    To be fair there wasn't a lot they could do that involved the entire cast. Sisko became space jesus and the dominion was finally and definitively repulsed. They won the war! And that was pretty much the entirety of the DS9 story. I respect that they ended the story and didn't leave it open...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't make Lindz post her elbows. I think she's done as much as we could possibly ask for. It's always more more more!
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I just know that when I was that age some of the sex that I did have and more of the sex that I didn't have bordered on rapey. And while I was no paragon of virtue neither was I particularly scumfucky. If you're holding there's a pretty good chance you can get laid. You just have to set the...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It's probably true if you count just plain aggressive sex as a rape. Which you could, fairly, call softer forms of manipulation than hiding in the bushes with a knife still a rape. Or if you count drug induced sex as a rape. Which I don't think you fairly can -- unless she is straight up...
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    Star Wars: Stand Alone Movie (Not Episode 7)

    I don't think they're gonna number anything from here on out. It'll be like the comic book movies, everything will just be subtitled. And 10 years from now if someone wanted to watch them they'd have no fucking idea what order to watch them in. On the other hand, they're honest enough to...
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    Home Improvement

    Thanks for the confirm. It's a gas water heater. That pressure tank is old enough that I figgured that's what it was, but I don't wanna replace it if there's some easier fix that I'm ignorant of. Like check it for an air nozzle and maybe you can just top it up. I'ma lookit that. With luck...
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    WITH GIRLS* AND STUFF *or their holo-approxmiations
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    Archeage

    The custom pirate emblems are like the best fucking thing ever. I am AMAZED that there aren't mspaint weenies plastered all over everything. Internet, I am disappoint.
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    Me and Barkley would have ourselves a paaaaaarty.
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    Home Improvement

    So here's a question. I have a well and my water pressure is starting to pulse. I went down and checked and the contacts on the regulator thingy are pretty fucking gnarly, but it still works. The pressure will shoot to 40 and then in about 1 second it'll drop back down to 20 and then shoot up...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Fuck that. That was obviously written by a darkie. White people have no qualms oppressing other white people. But that's the sort of thing you usually only notice from the inside.
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    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Yeah, the Darkside of Xeen DS9 episodes weren't great. Odo is a dictator! Everyone is evil! They needed padding I guess, and the writers wanted to do something a little different. I didn't hate them the first time but they don't much bear a second viewing. It is different when it was...
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    Mad Men

    While jumping to 74 would be interesting, and they could do the SHIT out of that I do hope they've kept it in 69 for the final 8. I'd rather this series end with Woodstock than Watergate. Tonally, doing 9 episodes leading to / away from Watergate is just too fucking dark. I'm wondering if...
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    Mad Men

    Now's you chance trollface!
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    All I know is that the primary sign of having the rape gene is presenting with a penis at birth. I'm cool with it if Mist wants to assert that 50% of the population are potential rapists. She right within a margin of error somewhere around +/- 40%. THAT SIGMA IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Wildstar is basically the last American one of this sort I think, wild success (it won't be) or not. If Blizzard was going to make wow2.0 they would have already. They made Diablo3 and then scrapped their Mysteryware upon seeing the popular reaction to the RMAH. Sony is pulling away from this...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    When he's right, he's right.
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    Predict the Summer 2014 Domestic BoxOffice

    Sleepers do happen but they seem to be rare. And none of the movies on that list besides for maybe Dragon have even the slightest chance of being a sleeper. At the end of the season a little chart comparing opening box office and lewt-to-date would be interesting. Both metrics are equally...
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    Thats Racist ! (Rich old man in LA buys and sells black folks)

    What Cuban said there is exactly right. In order to solve a problem you have to be aware the problem exists in the first place and not befucking afraidof looking at it honestly. Even if by doing so you are reminded that shit stinks. Even your own shit. What he did not do (there) was take...
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    Wow Todd. Wow. That you thought it is entirely understandable. That you took the time and effort to tweet it is a whole new level of wow. I need this crazy motherfucker to move north a state and run for congress so that I can vote for him.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I probably do have you confused with some other puritans. Basically there's this big ball of strangeness somewhere north of virginia and I tend to lump all of their strictures into one giant mass of "Quaker". Like I know Shakers DO dance. That's why they're called Shakers! It'd be like...
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    The 90s kid thread

    This shit. This shit right here. Played that more than Hero Quest. Hero Quest was alright too though.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    What he should have done was build a catapult and lob greek fire at the Beta Cum Lauder sorority house. But if he was that cool he would have gotten laid before the rampage.
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    The 20s kid thread

    They're called Izo points. Sheesh, I want to be on your side here. Make it a little bit easier, please.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    I think when I go insane and slaughter hookers I'll probably take a jab at The Prequels myself, and write a few pages about how awesome and inspirational they were.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Everyone is just psychotic! This is what Israel is trying to bring back!
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    Trek does work best on television. High Concept sci-fi like The Motion Picture works. Or human interest like The Moby Dick of Khan work on the big screen. But they're not going to be making those movies anymore. For the types of Trek movies they're going to make, they've already made the...
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    So he's kinda the kid from The Sopranos IRL. I wonder if his parents even care beyond the bad press this gives them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lindz delivers. Edit: I feel like I might have discovered a new fetish. Scratching one off my bucketlist.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    I've got a feeling that freely available internet porn and access to unlimited funds probably ruined this kid. I really don't understand why he didn't just get a high enough class hooker to call herself something else if it was just sexual frustration. Christ, with money you can BUY a...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Why is dancing a SIN? It's not that I like dancing, I don't particularly. But sinful?!?! That strikes me as one of those strange puritan sects that aren't that bad, in fact there's an awful lot that's good about it, but some of it is just flat out weird. We don't have a lotta quakers...