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When you rob a liqour store with an empty gun you're still charged with armed robbery. It really doesn't matter if the threat is empty. It honestly doesn't. A threat is a threat. A bluster is a threat. A person should avoid making empty threats because there's really no such thing. If I...

Its like my dad told me that one time I left my porn in the VCR. Boy, I don't care if you jack off. But if I ever see a cumstain on the couch or find porn in the VCR again I will beat you bloody. I decided to never call that bluff. Tough love. Play smart.

As has been mentioned if all you wanna do is jerk it to some necrorape flicks make a bootdisk. I've seen people fired for porn on work computers. I've also seen people fired for online poker. But they're only gonna notice if you're a dumbshit about it or you've got some government...

Wait. Rome cost 10 millionan episode? HOLY SHITBALLS. I like me some Rome, but jesus christ I'm amazed that it lasted 2 entire seasons. That's $10,000,000.00 or I guess for our BBC buddies ?3.000.000,00per. episode.

That's why you have to go to direct sources. If you see an infographic you can easily assume that it's not overstated, it's just wrong. All factual sources will slant so you might as well get the pure, official slant. And then do a little bit of thinkin' for yourself. Asking questions such...

Just 2 more and the next one's free

So when are you having a kid? You realize that's kinda the point, right?

Probably some shit like impersonating a police officer. Obviously, that's the entire point, that's ACTING. But they're impersonating a very specific police officer. So if you wanted to be a really pedantic dick about it I bet you could argue that what they're doing is illegal unless they...

I know they exist. I don't know if it's hundreds. I'm pretty sure that they got rid of the original blonde in Threes Company because of her salary renegotiation. She (or her agent) thought that Threes Company money was gonna give her leading lady in movies. And I think that Moonlighting...

Yeah, I don't think a remaster is possible. One of the lasting complaints, but it was a choice not an oversight.

Piper is basically irredeemable and they're making a show about her redemption. It's not that she is some sort of physical embodiment of moral evil, it's that they're talking about two different things. Unless s3 is her making DonnAlex her prison bitch and then getting released and going...

Always point to 11 when the nurse shows you the little pain chart. Ain't no one asking for honesty here. Just you are ethically and legally obligated to ask.

god I LOL'DIRL at "stop texting me". Right off the bat it's Keg, would you please just go away?

God I hope so. If not I've been doing it wrong.

Most colds/flus do last a week, but the most virulent stage is only about a day. And that's usually the part where your eyes are just starting to feel big and you can tell that next week is gonna suck. Honestly you wouldn't even have to have sick people stay home in most jobs. You'd just...

I remember when I was in sixth grade we had two off duty cops come to a civics class. One comes in and gives some boring short speech and leaves, the other comes in and starts talking about something interesting to kids, then hands out a short written quiz with questions like, "so what color...

I saw a little piece of RoTK the other day. It surprised me that the visual effects have aged as much as they have.

dadjokes are the best jokes. Someone should make a show of nothing but dad jokes. Oh wait.. the british do that already.

Less than 20, more than 5 is my impression of it. She had a dog charity thread going for at least a few months. She probably got more hits off that than more direct advertising.

Can I have some caekpops in the shape of titties?

The Rings Trilogy was pretty good. It's hard to say which was "the best". No bombadill... fellowship suffered. Skateboarding legolas + dwarf toss + orc killing competition + elf archers out of nowhere... TTT suffered. I'd almost say Return was the best, but it wasn't really. They're all...

No, but what he can do is claim that you just don't get it man.

Heroin is pretty dangerous. I guess a lot of that comes from quality control issues but even still it's pretty dangerous. Anything that inhibits respiratory function is pretty dangerous. But yeah, look at Ozzie. Dangerous is only dangerous.

I like maths. I like people who are good at maths and explain it a specific idea to me in casual conversation and then after they've spent 5-10 minutes I still don't have a clue what the fuck they're talking about. They're talking about something, and it even seems like it might be a very...

Well it's not like they rigged the election either. When Hamas won it they would have been happy with a do over. They demanded one. If the accusation is that when engaged in conflict they try not to lose it, then sure. I know it's more than that, but I think there may be a standard being...

I also prefer wars where the civilian population is not used as semi-willing human shields. Have a chat with Islamists about that one. Edit: Not that -we- are above it, mind you. This isn't some retarded high ground argument. Guess where prisoners of war get put during air raids during...

Says the guy without a Jurassic Park truck.

Remember the blowback a few years ago when the Israelis shot a missile at the dude in the wheelchair? I mean here he is in a wheelchair and they assassinate himwith a missile strike. If you think about it you probably remember that. How it looks to Americans is an important consideration.

Vaccum of power. Sometimes they do try to kill the leaders and succeed. Sometimes, like this time, they launch missiles at buildings where they know the leaders aren't, but claim to be. Sometimes it's just the devil you know. Those men aren't just standing around waiting to be killed...

I don't know how this thread possibly made it to page 114 without J49. It seems so obvious in retrospect. J49. You complete us.

I think I'd have to go with Kristy DeGroat. And why is it all white people? This shits racist.

I do like how you at least have a sense of humor about it.

I trust tuco when he says, "I never had sex with that woman". He did the fingerpoint and then the half-thumb emphasis and everything. If Tuco says that he never drove to Ohio in order to stick cigars up her cooch, I believe him. If tuco says that while on the long drive back to his...

Well I'm not gonna argue that he isn't usually retarded. But I do think that you take Merlin out of Bammer and you will take the Bammer out of Merlin. I think a lot of it is just socially reinforced is all, rather than being organic brain damage. It's not that he thought Romney was gonna...

Edit: fix your shit, amod. Somehow my response got cross threaded!

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I think it's kinda cute that you're reduced to taking "general factors in considering the merit of an accusation" and, without even being aware of it, translating that into "specific proof of criminal behavior". You know what else a general factor of considering the merit of an accusation is...

It kinda shoulda been one movie. I dunno, this one might be ok. I doubt it's rageworthy. It'll be pretty and stuff. But at over 9 hours they've kinda overstepped what the hobbit actually is. "At least its not Transformers 4" is just about perfect.

Merlin is a lot of republicans. They're not super chimp retards in any particularly notable fashion. No more than most people are super chimp retards. They are lit-rah-ly misguided. I've watched a little bit of it sometimes. I do not understand how anyone could watch Fox news for any...

A lot of these guys lack the patience to suffer foolishness, and they regard Merlins aristocratic mindset as foolishness. And it is basically an egalitarian aristocratic mindset. It's sold as, "You do what you do, I'll do what I do, and there won't be no trouble." The problem is obvious...