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I might also accept hot pockets for sex depending on who was offering. What you should NOT do though, is have sex WITH a Hot Pocket. If you think those fuckers burn your mouth coming out of the microwave you don't even want to know what they would do to your junk.

I learned something today. I pulled my phone out of my pocket and all the colors are inverted like a photo-negative. I rebooted and the splash screens are normal colors but then as soon as the home screen pops up it's inverted again. I'm out in the hills with no internet coverage so I can't...

I will most likely not buy the rest of the books when the show moves past them. I may not even buy the new one if it does somehow come out before the start of next season.

I'm sure that the VC money also requires that he stay with the company for X number of years. The board can definitely remove him as CEO and keep him at the company. As was said above, a similar thing happened at Google when Eric Schmidt was CEO despite the fact that the two founders were...

I think it's painfully obvious by this point that the "line" for the throne has a lot less to do with who's on it than the size of their army. You're only in line for the throne if there isn't someone with a bigger army that objects to it.

I think I'm just going to take the rest of the day off and watch that over and over.

That no-knead bread method is great. I should do it more often.

No way that's going to happen. She will quit the faceless men IMO.

The thread has spoken. The scene was good. Now The Ancient must walk before us naked and let us spit on him to atone for his wrongness.

I told you guys that Stannis was a loser. I thought the finale was good. All you people that are butthurt that things didn't go the way you thought that they were going to keep in mind that you are siding with astrocreep here. It's going to be fun watching next season with basically no...

You won't regret it. That thing will last 15 years.

Yeah I have one of those little square box deep fryers in the basement too. The wok is way better and I would do it in a cast iron frying pan before I went and blew the dust out of that thing.

Tyrion was basically offering Bronn a 99% chance of death for a 1% chance of getting paid even if he won since even if he was found innocent Tyrion was still probably cut off from the Lannister money pipe. He was asking Bronn to go down with the ship which Bronn was smart enough to refuse...

Don't worry about it. In 6 months the sous vide machines will be in the cabinet with the bread maker and the sodastream and every other kitchen gadget fad.

Tyrion was totally fucked at the time. You can offer anything you want but that doesn't mean you're going to be able to pay it.

The more time I have to look at vegetarians, the more I hate them. That said, I too enjoy the episodes where they start out hating each other and then become friends by the end. Also, I got the feeling that fruit was very plentiful in this area but the show just didn't show it. The girl was...

You are probably right. I have tried browning some stuff with a torch lately and I'm not that impressed with it. If the flame contacts the food it leaves a little charcoal on the outside that is not good eats. I like my heat gun better, but there is some of that with it as well. Browning...

Evidence that GRRM is a moron.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure every losing commander in history can say "Well I would have won if not for their defenses." The no spoilers thread is getting close to the R + L = J theory. Probably some amount of nostradouching involved but it's interesting to read.

While this is correct, it makes the sous vide step completely unnecessary. If you put Salmon on a hot grill and do two minutes on each side, you are done cooking it and you can save an hour and a half in the sous vide thingy. Congratulations!

I don't get why people think that Stannis is a great leader. He starts off by killing family members, then loses most of his bannermen to party-time Renly, kills more relatives, loses battles, pouts in grey castles, does what Melisandre tells him, pouts some more, does what Davos tells him...

I bought some online for my Mom to make corned beef with earlier this year. Haven't noticed any FBI agents lurking around. Amazon.com : 1 Lb Salt Petre * : Beauty Check the product description:

My DQ was actually out of the cookie dough so mine was just peanut butter cookies, peanut butter, and chocolate. I can't imagine that the cookie dough would have made it any worse, but the peanut butter cookie chunks were what made it for me.

This month's blizzard of the month... ...is fucking money. I hope the fact that it is a promotion with the new Jurassic Park movie doesn't keep them from bringing it back because it's the best new blizzard in years. Definitely going to make sure I get at least one more before the end of June.

Has anyone ever had a worse off-season than the 49ers this year? They are practically an expansion team now.

The KC masterpiece restaurant in KC was terrible, but their sauce is pretty decent IMO. I ordered Jack's Stack sauce online a couple times but now I just go with KC Masterpiece if I want some KC style BBQ sauce. I am not a regular consumer of McNuggets but about once every 2 years I get a 20...

Didn't everybody have a copied version of "As Nasty As They Wanna Be" by 2 Live Crew that they sneaked out to the car to listen to so their parents wouldn't find out that they had it?

If everyone's theories about Jon being a Targaryen and going on to some overall leadership role then he has to die to be released from his vows to the Night's Watch. I have always assumed it would go like" "Ooops, Jon's dead, and now his watch has ended!" "Whoa, the ginger with the nice...

Possibly in the books Melisandre sees "in the flames" that Stannis is fucked and torches Shireen to save him?

Someone remind me how all of this went down in the book. The way I'm remember it is that Stannis' army was totally buried in snow and possibly dead, then we cut to a chapter where they are sieging winterfell and Theon escapes with Jeyne Poole and we never really found out how they got out of it...

Where was Grey Worm during all of this? I kept looking for him but I guess it was his day off or something. The only part of this episode that seemed off to me was Arya just happening to be standing there when Ser Meryn just happened to show up and just happened to be going into a brothel...

I get so jealous reading this thread with my measly 10 GB per month download cap. That Nvidia shield is so cool looking I almost want to order it even though I couldn't use most of the functionality.

I don't think people are going to post in 3 threads. Seems like using spoiler tags on unaired stuff is fine to me.

You're right, he was great.

That beard makes him look like a college professor.

My favorite part of Hard Knocks last year was when they went to play a scrimmage with the Texans and all the O-line guys were shitting their pants about having to block him. Also there was a rumor that the Broncos briefly considered trading Peyton Manning to the Texans. I don't think there is...

I heard once of some people who were arrested in Yellowstone park for putting honey on their child's head because they wanted a picture of a grizzly bear licking it off. Some people think all animals are like their dogs and cats at home.

The battery life on my Moto X is going to shit lately too and it's only like 8 months old. When it was new it lasted until 9PM at least, usually until 11. Now I'm lucky if it gets to 6PM. Maybe I have some app fucking me over.

When I was reading the books those three were the deal breakers for me. I was shocked by Ned, even more shocked by Robb and Cat, but I said if he kills Arya, Tyrion, or Dany I might be out.