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Chapstick in the washer isn't so bad. Chapstick in the dryer is u fucked.

The Rock blew up a bunch of people during promos. It was just something that happened. It may have sucked for Jeff Jarrett and Al Snow and everyone else that got destroyed but I wouldn't have it any other way. I've been following The Attitude Era Podcast for a while now and it's pretty...

It's good to see that Sting is financially sound. I had worries that being a well paid wrestler in TNA was akin to being a well paid fry cook at McDs. It wasn't even just the one bad bump that wrecked Hart. There is zero doubt that Goldberg mangled him (and badly) but he may have recovered...

He wrestled Mean Mark Callous (Taker's NWA/WCW gimmick) at least once so sorta? I like Sting. I'd like to see him get a real run in the WWE and get some decent paychecks for a change.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, and Battle for the Planet of the Apes, are all mediocre to bad milking endeavors themselves so why get all uppity about the rebooted franchise? There was also a TV showanda cartoon series for...

Is that one of those charts that is using numbers obtained through different calculations at different times but is acting like it isn't?

THE BEAST (probably should switch characters)

Two character specialists in the grand finals of the largest Evo ever and each with a character not considered top tier. Yet.

One bullet dodged! No Fei no Fei no Fei.

Going to get nothing I want. ChrisG is going to win Marvel a Fei is going to win USF4. Bleh.

His emotion makes the game seem bigger/more significant.

Blacks hates Browns, news at 11.

That's a match I really want to see. I have this feeling that everything Xian learned playing against Snakes Eyes actually did him harm in the follow up.

aaaaand he's out for real

The NFL is also registered as a non-profit.

And it all comes back to Mist wanting people to check their privilege. Well of fucking course it does.

I haven't done a double feature since I went to see Cradle 2 The Grave + Willard so I'm unsure of my snack needs in such a situation.

You buy refreshments at the theater? I bring mine with me.Wait.Am I stealing from the theater when I do that?

Yes, that's how laws are made. It's a careful and rational process designed to address a problem and not at all subjective or random or hitched to whatever the direction the wind happened to blowing on a particular day.

Oh man, that looks like a cartoon version of Emperor Joker. Now that's a dark fucking comic.

I don't know if the Mexicans we've got up here in Wisconsin are like the ones down south but I think they are great and I'd rather have our immigrant problems than Japan's post-industrial falling birth rate nightmare.

Oh, but that's the joke. All the crazy shit he said about Batman isn't wrong. He's trying to portray the absurdity of the current situation like it's both obvious and reasonable. Now we are talking about how terrible the different Supes have been written. It's why if you are a long term comic...

He knows better on all fronts. He's just trolling to troll because a bunch of people started talking about Batman and Superman and he knows how fucking absurd all that shit actually is. He's intentionally saying wrong things to prolong the argument. But I'm bored so here we are.

You are arguing about shit no one was arguing about while also saying wrong shit at the same time. You don't know one crisis from another and you don't know the difference between one guy with a "S" on his chest and another. You keep on about how Superman punched reality at the end of Final...

Pre-Crisis and Post-Crisis refers to Crisis on Infinite Earths and not Infinite Crisis or Final Crisis. Go back to blogging about how Cyclops was right you filthy casual.

A panel from a 60 year old Silver Age comic no one has ever read. I'm convinced.

Superboy Prime is not Superman. When you said that at the end of Final Crisis that Superman punched the universe you were twice wrong. Superboy Prime punches the universe during Infinite Crisis. No one likes Superboy Prime. You filthy casual.

No one likes Superboy Prime and don't you pretend anyone does. He's a fanboy strawman that bitches about how everything used to be so much better before.

That's Superboy Prime, he's a special unique snowflake of shit writing.

Jury nullification is some serious shit when implemented.

At the end of Final Crisis he built a machine that grants wishes.

edit - I suck

Don't forget all the homosexual subtext.

The Joker doesn't even make any sense anymore. He's become the avatar of murder. He is literally murder made flesh. Grant Morrison got the ball rolling and now it's just absurd.

Penny in that story is just a junkie. She's got all the junkie mannerisms and is telling all the junkie lies with all the junkie self deceptions and a husband that's enabling her junkie lifestyle. I bet if you monitored her brain during a feed session and the brain of a crack addict smoking...

There's really not much value for those older games. When I was cleaning out piles of games I just threw it on eBay divided by game in the hopes some other nerds somewhere were still playing that shit. There are always nerds still playing that shit.