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Do we really care how recent it is though? It's even more deliciously decadent if she has a "go-to stash" to pull out for internet horndogs.

You really can't do that shit in prose either. GRRM justdoes.

Well that sucks, but I guess it makes sense.

It's true. "He who smelt it dealt it" is time honored.

No reason for Olenna to lie to her granddaughter. In fact, every reason for her not to. That's a pretty fucking serious "life lesson/understand the wisdom of your elders" moment going on.

Like get this. Every time I remind her that she has certain wifely duties to fulfill it turns out that she's imaginary and I wind up having to jerk off instead. Fucking cunt.

That was probably Mrs. Iannis. She kind of is a bitch.

Remember that he's the one that wanted to take them down so that she "didn't have to see them". In a lot of things she's utterly right not to listen to his rather self-serving advice. Both of her advisors are playing their own games with power. She has to keep them leashed, and its her own...

I dunno. The expedience of her advisors "Sometimes mercy is the proper response to injustice" is a lot more morally questionable. 130-odd crucified children on her march to the city. There is some evil that you suffer, and some you do not. And plus if she lets the masters live -- what does...

Suicide genes mutate into homicide genes. Duh, anyone that's ever read a book knows that.

Now you can tell me that she doesn't have an french grandfather. You can tell me that.

50 Shades of Draper even weirded HIM out a little bit. Plus he's always been a little bit insecure about being such a man-whore. Was it season 2 or was it season 3 with the wife of the bigtime moviestar insult comic?

I actually thought he was talking about dingleberries. Some kids call them jolly ranchers for some reason. I dunno. Fucking dumbass kids. edit: Yes. Yes, accept the dingleberry image and be grateful for how much kinder it is. There is goodness in the world still.

^this

Well, they were either food for some local zombie lord or it was something worse. There was no way that craster baby sacrifices were good news. Turns out it was something worse.

A-rab. Or Persian. Or some fucking thing. We all look the same to you, don't we?

The most shocking character that GRRM ever kills off: The Author Releasing the outline to HBO and giving them production rights to it basically lets him off the hook for ever having to finish those books. I mean I'm not saying it to be a dick. Be joyful about 4 more seasons and the...

Yeah, Peggy going over there and shitting all on his face struck me sort of as... huh? Otherwise... well, feels bad man. But it is not very hard to believe that given these sets of circumstances Don bends the knee. It's a line out of his fight with Megan that I think is the most telling in...

Real fucking downer of an episode, but it had some really great lines. "Now you're facing some very stiff competition but you might just be the most dishonest man I've ever worked with" -- lol "Yes, well, that blouse says she likes everyone" -- LOL Betty is just such a hillarious cunt. I...

Most greek food that I've ever had is actually really good. And you know it's authentic when you have to pick the hairs out! I'm not talkin about this restaurant bullshit. But I'm not a fan of fish. I just never had it growing up, and tastes like that are formed in childhood. Like italian...

Oh that part makes sense, if anyone is going to be marginalized it's Joan. It's kind of her entire character. Joan gets fucked for other people's profit. Even literally one time! Joan's no dummy, she's got something to protect and business is business. Don's a threat to her not out of...

That's why you always go down on a girl first. Sniff test + outbreak / warts check.

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" -- Julius Agustus Ceasar

yeah. kekekekeke and it was "made for a girls jumprope team". I mean, reddit. Even the lies are a lie. But still, that adds the nice touch of innocence that makes it funnier.

When you get right down to it we are just animals governed by animal law. To escape from that trap without biting off our own legs -- that is the great hope and promise of SCIENCE BITCHES.

To be fair, her plan makes a lot of sense. Its just evil.

This shirt, I must have it.

I too am often confused by Gods policy of not killing bums instead of teenage drivers.

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I don't see the cringe. I thought that was fuckin funny.

Or maybe he's a dude? Oh god, am I a transaphobe? This cele knows what's up.

This chick knows what's up.

My. God. Man. That sub... that sub. They should all be lifetime banned for shitting up real life.

Greeks eat weird stuff.

Garlic Yogurt Tampons

Already stipulated "born female" BOOM

Like a born female mod. None of this gender shenanigans. Lindz for mod.

The masses have been appeased.