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  1. iannis

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It's really just confusing and horrible. The aim should be to simply operations, not to confuse small children because a Ph.d. psychologist somewhere needs to justify his government grants. It may even be that some people DO naturally think this way. I suspect it is the case. Some people...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    If people are willing to put the time into projects like p99 and that other one I forget the name of. It could happen. But it'll be a passion project for an entire team, not a career opportunity. If a game like Mount and Blade exists, and came to exist in the way that it did, a throwback...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    So what you're saying is that if littlefinger gets to fuck zombie-cat... and I meanreallyfuck her no holes barred style, then a new age of peace and tolerance will dawn on westeros? Sounds pretty legit. The entire story cycle is a cautionary tale about friendzoning the guy you don't think is...
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    Trollface memorial thread

    RIP in peace, panface
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    Trollface memorial thread

    Trollface classes up the joint. And does my math homework.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Stanley Kubrick's Star Wars would be so meta.
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    Okcupid Pick up line

    Any woman that responds to "My lady empress" sort of deserves to be smacked.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Kudzu EVERYWHERE Dude, increase the sugar storage of kudzu and solve the gasoline problem. Yeah, biodiesel is shitty... but when it grows at 3 inches per day who gives a shit!
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I can't help but think that after it was done Brad took off his earphones and said, "Nailed it" to himself.
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    Thomas The Dank Engine

    You don't build a global empire by bein a fat crying pussy. Edit: Pushing and Pulling are also prohibited. Mr. Fat Top'm Hat is no fool.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    That is the perversion that they're flirting with. It's not the end of the world. It's not even the end of the series. It was just a shitty episode. Edit: To be more clear -- I am not bagging on Tyson personally. I've listened to a lot of his public speech and I do know for a fact that...
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    You remember how Sagan went over the Drake equation? At this point it won't suprise me a lot if Tyson mentions it then says, "and there are a lot of variables, but when you do the math -- EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE MUST EXIST!" That's not what this is supposed to be about. That's just a...
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Nah man, it's not about that at all. Have you noticed that Tyson is using his Morgan Freeman voice more and more? Have you noticed how "Thou Shalt Not" is becoming a thing when they're talking about scientific principles? I mean first off, Cosmos doesn't serve the same function as sesame...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I think we all realize that he can and that he won't, because the truth is worse than a lie. He is also under absolutely no obligation to reveal where it went, which is where thinking of themselves as "investors" is the exact point at which the stupid starts. Which is why Brad is clever enough...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Well, there are only two communities that even realize the project existed. Rerolled and his pay-to-rimjob forums. What gets me is how even the ktam guys are apparently using the word investors. Investors get paid back. What you are, and what you have always been, are contributors.
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    Technically I do know everything. It's just hard to remember it all at once. And when you know "everything" you also know an awful lot of lies.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    My parents took me to see it when I was a toddler. Apparently when Darth Vader made his first appearance I stood up on my chair and shouted, "BATMAN!" and half the audience chuckled. I also used to watch a lot of Batman. Or maybe I was older than a toddler. I dunno, I was a little kid...
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    Fuck your reunification
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    Maybe it was west germany, tbh. I learned that in gradeschool. Back then, it would have been west.
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    Flash Gordon... reboot? :/

    Non-campy flash gordon misses the entire point of flash gordon. DIVE, HAWKMEN. DIVE. Will not watch, don't care. 0/10 stars.
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    Same thing happened to Carolina.
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    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    That last episode was fairly bad. The subject material was light to begin with and the explanations, I feel like, were intentionally confusing. I think they were trying to be poetic? I mean most of that last episode could be condensed into, "Woah man. Woah. Atoms. Woah." But they...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Draegan sold it to Brad for $160k Every post in Rerolled will now cost $0.05. The proceeds will probably go to making Pantheon the game that we all deserve to play.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    damn, Salty got banned FAST.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    With nothing left to lose the pantheon bloggers have taken the nuclear DDOS option against their ancient rivals, the ReRolled "Piss in your cornflakes" establishment.
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    Okcupid Pick up line

    Its pretty bad, but I think we can go deeper.
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    Okcupid Pick up line

    Thats what she said
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    Draegan sold rerolled to Brad McQuaid for $160k

    I never even got my t-shirt
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I think it's just a shame. See too many like her that could be pretty. And they obviously give amassivefuck about it no matter how they protest otherwise. It's like putting ketchup on steak. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    For reference: North Carolina is about the size of Germany, flipped 90 degrees. You can find North Carolina a few ways. It's about halfway down the East Coast. It is the only State on that map which is actually important. And we have mastered the ancient discipline of how to set our...
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    The southwest does burn to the ground every 2 years, that's very true. But generally not this part of the southwest and even if it did 1,000 cows aren't going to make much of a difference either way. They might make the smoke smell better. The parts of the southwest that do regularly turn...
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    CRUSH HIM, QUINELOE They were impeding traffic on an interstate. I actually do doubt that any large out of county dispersal force would have been organized unless the disruption lasted for longer than a day. Guns or no guns, that shit costs money. It would basically be handled exactly like...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Here's an honest to god protip for Brad and the pantheon lurkers: If you weren't trying to run a scam in the first place, you wouldn't have to sell SHIT.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    hehehehehe I use the slips. Checks cost money, yo! Fuck them, paper checks cost way too much money as a matter of fact.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    non-inflammable? So what is the writer trying to say, exactly? I'm not being snarky. That confused me. Wait, is he being clever. Or, no. ... what exactly is he trying to say? Is it just an editorial oversight? Either way, bring back the fucking blimps. Hell yeah. And this company won...
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    Jesus christ, it's Dewey Crowe IRL. I'm amazed that the list of demands doesn't end with, "And I want a fucking lifetime supply of Miller, too!"
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    incoherent giggling brad might have to sell a couple of his motorcycles
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    Mad Men

    I love how much of a cunt rogers daughter is, even when her soul has been saved and she's trying to reconnect with her daddy. Of course I think Roger is right about that. She wants something from him enough to not ask for it directly. Maybe she's just afraid of being cut out of the will...
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    There is a much longer history to that specific idea than I personally know. We dealt with this shit in the south a very long time ago (and then lost a war because oops slaves, and then kinda had a new structure enforced on us). Midwesterners should have a better idea of the particulars...
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    Waco pt2? Standoff in Nevada over cattle on BLM land

    Much like the Buffalo problem, 1 gatling gun could solve this Bundy problem.