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My god you're strange. That's my fetish. NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T. That might be one of the best porn scenes ever created.

But I mean what do I know. I was 16 with a steady supply. I probably would have burned a few crosses myself for a 3way.

Honestly, it's not at all shocking how accurate the South Park depiction is. The more shocking thing is that honestly, most of them seemed like decent guys. I mean if you ignore how he felt about the Jews... Hitler was basically OK.

Yeah, a lot of it is psychological. It's like... if you had to break it down.. how good does a blowjob ACTUALLY feel and how much of it is "that pretty face is all wrapped around my cock". It's a little of both, the percentages will vary from man to man, couple to couple, and day to day.

That is the very first place my mind would go. "I buy a new one every time. Our current predicament notwithstanding, we DO have standards around here!"

These days I imagine they do complain about moo-slims and Allah. I haven't kept abreast. Thereisa newsletter though. I shit you not! It's kinda like a really violent, really racist club.

It wasn't like all these dudes sitting around in bedsheets and shit like you might imagine. It was a buncha blue collar working dudes getting drunk after church and complaining about DREAMERS and American Inventors.

Haha, it was in late highschool. I was dating a girl and part of that is going to church with her. Afterwards one of her uncles came up and invited me, next week, to a meetin' for th' menfolks. I should have known what was about to happen... but I was blinded by pussy. My god, that was...

They see us as noncommital, we see them as brash and misrepresentative. And the world continues to spin.

Well, for that, he might actually be genuine. That is the out that non-evangelicals HAVE to take. I've had the conversation with a handful of evangelicals I liked enough to have the conversation with (they're a different breed, and generally an annoying breed). It always comes to the...

Honestly it took constant exposure to women on varying types of estrogen therapies before I figured that shit out. It is quite a bit more literal for women than it is for men, and you just have to accept that without being able to empathize with it. Men -do- go through a similar thing (at...

Yeah, you can get a UTI from anal. In a perfect world an enema comes before anal. Pornstars do it, and they still have to edit out the dirtydick sometimes. There's actually a fair amount of prep-work that goes into stickin it in her pooper because you also need to stretch the sphincters...

I can't say you're wrong. Not when I've been to a Klan Rally in the basement of the Church, after service. It's a lot harder to not be a shithead than it should be. Good one, God.

That's 10 dollars per tit, no face. You can sell that.

If you can find a stripper that doesn't do coke or meth it's like winning the lottery.

Christ, this show has some of the best jokes and it is just so damn painful to watch at the same time. Pretty much what Judge is best at. And tenks, aren't you just talking about quantum computing? You're not just looking for on/off states, but you're adding contextual states as well. Not...

No, my point is that all children are children. As children there are considerations they must be given. We even have a system to do exactly that. These considerations stem from multiple sources, many of which I am trying very hard to avoid, they're relevant but will descend into nothing but...

The assumption there is obviously that juvie is gonna release them back into the wild and that a "real" judge is gonna... I dunno, some dark authoritarian fantasy. I don't find either is particularly realistic. Do you -really- think that they're gonna get community service for attempted...

Well, but maybe there's a misunderstanding. By code for "don't feel like having sex" it actually literally means that you don't feel like having sex. Either as much, or at all, or what have you. The frequency/impulse is decreased. Not like it's just an excuse. And "chemicals coursing...

At no point. Even Hitler had a childhood. It is entirely possible to be a completely fucked up, hopeless, intransigent, black-blooded damien of a child. But they're still a child. Your question really, if you look at it, is at what point is it ok to hurt them more? It's not about...

The GOOD news is... at least no one is blaming the internet. Yet.

It's just code for "dont feel like having sex" I know it's a hard thing for a red blooded man to imagine, but it's a real thing. At a certain level it's all just chemicals coursing through your blood, man.

Dat corn liqour. People don't appreciate moonshine. It's really just everclear. You're only insane if you drink that shit straight.

That's if you ever read it at all. It is entirely possible that he is under contract toat least pretendto be working on finishing the books. He might be totally cool with letting the crack HBO writing staff (a staff of writers on crack) finish his story and then, after that, take the...

It is kinda funny. eh. eh. Just a little smile? eh? I see ya smiling.

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I kinda like King Putin. I'm sure I'dreallylike him if I was a rich russian.

How is it even a contest? Do we need to post the picture? Fuck it, we don't need to. I just want to.

Jesus, Olebass. I don't even. I mean if you leave her, she might die. But it's not like you owe her your eternal soul. If she can do any kind of work, even part time. -Something- to give her a little bit of independence. Because it sounds like she has exactly 0 in this situation...

Don't hate on Chaotic Evil

No, but it does authorize you to wear that "I'm sort of a big deal on the internet" t-shirt.

Probably just a matter of screen budget. We could do it in 25 minutes, or we could do it in 5.

That's just what you get when you're too cocky.

But why would Jaime do -that-? I'm askin, actually. So Twyin dies... but I don't see Jaime running off to get vengeance for his father even if someone convinces him that Dorne was responsible for the assassination. If he's not willing to abandon the Kingsguard for the lands and title, I...

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Probably not in that direction. I don't know much, but I know that auditions do not have to be relevant to the material. They're looking for manners and delivery, the actual lines themselves are not important. "How is she going to look in this situation?" is what you're looking for. You...

I'd fuck ya mist. You're just the right kinda stupid for me. Since when the fuck is being smart the most important thing. I would argue the practical value is entirely overstated. I'd rather be lucky than good any day of the week. And I'd rather be handsome than lucky. And I'd rather be...

I take umbrage to the idea that the Rickshaw is the boards trash can. It is exactly the opposite. Cream rises. There are plenty of bullshit threads in every forum that no one cares enough about to even bump. Rare is the thread which is so offensively stupid that it gets put into the...