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Picture your school cafeteria, but with 50 menu options and all you can eat.

By the way, I have to mention that I think Andrew Luck is the best in the league at having his swearing picked up on the mike. Both last week and this week I heard him saying fuck before they could cut the audio. This game it was from the endzone after the Colt's lone touchdown you could hear...

That NFC game sucked. It really felt like the better team lost. I don't see how you kick their ass for 3 quarters and then just utterly melt down like that. Hawks-Pats is a worst case scenario for me as far as super bowl matchups but I guess I'm going to be rooting for the Patriots for the...

LOL. You sound like a delightful person.

When you plug into that charger does your phone say that it's charging on AC? Last time I looked into car chargers the phone says it's charging on USB which I think makes the phone limit the current it draws so as not to draw more current than a standard PC USB connector can provide. I bought...

Ban Azeth for making 5 consecutive posts.

From personal experience, at least in the bay area, the difference in wages does not make up for the difference in housing costs. It is hard to find a tech job away from the coasts, but if you can, it will definitely be easier to buy a house there than it would be in California. We used to go...

I have heard of people ordering 2 drinks just so the drive through person won't think they're going to eat all that shit themselves. For a while a guy I know who owns the local dairy queen was working the drive-thru quite a bit and I fucking hated it. I don't mind some random teenager judging...

How much are you figuring to build that house minus the land costs? Just talking about materials and labor. My brother is planning to build a house here on the ranch and do all the work himself and I'm hoping that we can get it done for under 100K but we're not talking about anything that...

Anybody dip anything other than chips in salsa? I love salsa and want to get more of it into my life plus it's totally healthy but the only satisfying way to eat it is on greasy ass corn chips. Not that I don't like chips, I just wish there was a more healthy way to eat salsa. I have tried...

I saw a show on the national geographic channel about a guy that was really far gone on booze and it was fucking scary. He as basically a skeleton because his stomach was so fucked up from drinking that he couldn't hardly eat anything and eating was painful. When he went to the doctor the...

I was born a poor black child. Then one day I was officiating an NFL football game and I thought the guy in blue caught the ball but it turned out it was the guy in yellow. I never admitted that I was wrong and people were hella mad. The End

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To be fair, I have read every post on this year's football thread except for a few pages of people feeding Azeth's retardation and I still feel like I'm not in on the joke half the time in here.

Yeah, that one didn't work out so well.

There's something to be said for promoting from within when you are a successful team with an established culture. I wonder what this means for Fangio though. Having a guy who was below you in the organization being made your boss would rub a lot of guys the wrong way.

You know what else has soliloquies? That hack William Shakespeare. Fuck off dummy.

The buzz on Gase is that people think he is some kind of offensive guru. I'm not sure what it was based on. If Fangio leaves it's going to be hard to get excited about the change though. I still think the 9ers should go with a defensive guy that can play to their strengths as opposed to a...

Concrete actually has a pretty fucking interesting history.

Or just like, have a little hair on your balls.

Khane is one of the more fucked up dudes in this thread yet he gives advice as if he has everything figured out.

I used to use a straight razor to shave my balls. Now I use a safety razor to shave my ball.

There's no tech support on ChromeOS. You just literally turn on the computer and start the browser and that's all there is.

You would be surprised how fast you get used to cold weather. I have lived up north and down south a lot and 100+ temps are much harder for me to deal with than subzero. Can you even feel a 3.3 earthquake? In CA they don't even make the news unless they are like a 5 or so.

Peeing outdoors is one of the many great things about being a rancher. Most of the time when the urge hits I can just let it go where I'm standing. The only way I could be any more casual about urinating is if I just kept my zipper down all day to save a step.

Dave Dameshek had an interesting theory on his podcast about Peyton. He says that the old man Peyton in Denver is just sort of ill suited for the playoffs because even though he has gotten so smart, his body can't execute at the level it once could, so during the regular season he is able to...

Kuriin has already explained that he leaves the dick in there for the night afterwards. It only makes sense that you're going to have to piss sooner or later.

This is a good point. Denver mortgaged the future big time to try to get one more superbowl out of Manning and once he's gone they are probably going to suck for a while. Maybe Fox didn't feel up to a full tear down and rebuild.

Does she tag you in them? I don't get notifications every time someone posts a picture unless I'm in it.

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Seattle's offense is not underrated. They have Lynch and Wilson's scrambling and that's it. They win because the D only allows 8 points a game and gets a lot of turnovers.

After I switched to my MotoX I left my G2 powered on in Airplane mode and 3 weeks later I looked at it and it was still at like 37% battery. Turns out if you don't use the phone at all for anything the battery lasts a really long time.

bro-talk

BTW, I supported both of Luck's interceptions. If it's 3rd and long and nobody is open there's no reason not to throw a 60 yard jump ball. Worse case it's as good as a punt with almost no chance of a return and with a little luck maybe your guy comes down with it and it's a huge play. Bad for...

It wasn't just meat either, people used to cook everything to death. It's no wonder that nobody liked vegetables when they used to just boil them to mush.

If you want non-chicken meat for the superbowl you can't go wrong with Swedish Meatballs. If it's finger food oriented you can always put toothpicks in them and let folks dip them in sauce themselves.

I would love to see Green Bay vs. Indy just because Rodgers and Luck are my two favorite quarterbacks to watch. I wouldn't bet on it, but I would like to see it.

When everybody knows what's going to happen, a lot of times it doesn't happen. This weekend was fantastic. I watched all 4 games and they were all good. Hopefully next Sunday won't be two blowouts but I don't really think that they will.

Yeah, the first two years with Harbaugh the 49ers offense was considered super innovative. Not sure what happened to it this year though.