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So much time has gone by that I don't think anyone even knows why the first one was good.

Clamping never made any sense. Introducing an extra layer of complexity that people hated to provide a barrier that's stated purpose is to keep people on streaks from advancing was retarded. If you can once again decay down a full tier from losses and they are expanding challenger and removing...

Giving up on the support Heimer. I like playing him and I love all his options but none of them seem to really do enough. His turrets are just too frail right now. It also kinda sucks that his ultimate shares a cooldown with one of his other abilities unless you use Q. He just doesn't have that...

At this point in the comics the story entirely revolves around the internal struggles within groups and the conflicts between groups. The zombies haven't been the driving force of the plot since forever. The show really fucked up the Prison/Governor arc and now I have no idea what they are even...

Well, I see now that all you did was recycle Morello's lingo and talking points from that thread so I am unsurprised that you cannot disconnect yourself from him when you read my post. "Toxic" and "counterplay" are some of the most overused, useless terms the game has right now. Stop replicating...

Spare me the "toxic" and "counter play" buzzwords. Saying you are fine doing nothing up until Poppy appears in a competitive environment when the hammer will then come down is game design that I 100% disagree with. You shouldn't be fine with there being troll tier champions on the roster that no...

I look forward to dementia fueled solo White Mage runs in Final Fantasy.

Sure, like the developers at Riot that thought GP's old Raise Morale was fun and opposed changing it. It's fun having the only deny in the entire game and ruining a lane with it. If Poppy's Heroic Charge had the same forgiveness/auto correct of Vayne's Condemn I'd be a whole lot happier with...

Shaco! I don't really get what Morello is saying. The stated goal should be for every champion to be a real pick.

They went with some little Gateway thing. It came with Windows 8 and a mountain of garbage installed. Thus far I hate Windows 8. Haaaaaate it. Hate. And fuck you Norton.

Hey, that's where my cat sleeps. You can go on the couch or something.

I was told this morning that last night the cat stepped on the switch on the surge protector and now the computer wouldn't turn back on. I checked all the plugs, connectors, cords, and the thing is a corpse. No lights no sounds no bells no whistlescorpse.Given it's complete corpse nature I tried...

The montage of failed pros was good. Has anyone in NA managed to quit on a high note?

Laughed my head off when the tech guy killed himself.

You can go at it with a friend!

Things that rustle my jimmies - When people post clips to episodes of shows that I then have to immediately go watch in their entirety.

I blame the particle effect changes. I swear every fucking time they do a revamp they make the particle effects harder to goddamn see. Sivir used to glow like the fucking sun but now I'm not sure if it's a spellshield, a level up, a thresh shield aura thing, or whatever. I suspect her win...

Last summer when I was out driving around I saw this land whale dressed in an exercise suit huffing and puffing down the street. She was huge and it was July. I have no idea what it was in her life that made her get up and get dressed and go outside and brave all of the chuckles and sneers that...

One of my primary fears right now is that I'll be digging around a basement at an estate sale and find a hidden passageway leading into a rape dungeon. I'm not even kidding. I haven't run across anything monstrous yet but I know there's a box of Nazi experimentation photos or Grandpa's snuff...

There you go, join the carry support bandwagon. I'm super villainous and start Doran's Ring in every lane I think I can get away with it. Ring, blue ward, green ward, biscuit, health pot, AP quints, AP glyphs if I think I can get away with them too.

If you've got insane amounts of money you go to Switzerland. The amount of luxury some of their hospitals can provide is unmatched.

One of my friends, when confronted with health care statistics, will either state that other countries are lying or cherry pick stats that the U.S. isn't miserable at. BREAST CANCER SURVIVAL RATE WHAT ABOUT THAT HUH

Been in a couple queues this morning and he's been banned both times. Bans don't look like they've changed at all from the patch yet at my rating. It's still Kass Ahri Zed Jinx Wildcard Wildcard

I was once one told the story of how my grandmother put an entire litter of puppies in the freezer.

Won my first game as support Heimerdinger despite allied Lee Sin calling me a troll for the first seven minutes of the game even after I gave him a next level leash at red. He was on tilt from losing the first game of his series so whatever. As an AP middle I'm unconvinced but as a support I...

Does anyone know if you can gift someone a skin for a champion they don't have and thus also give them the champion? I didn't read the FAQ~

That is a serious fucking throttle you've got going on your LP.

Did you read what he typed? He said spellshield worked oneveryspell that Cait uses. And it does. Eat all the cupcakes and never gain a pound.

There is a charge up time for the beam when the turret is placed. You can watch the bar fill up.

Heimer's turrets do not apply Lizard Elder. Fuck Zyra. Also of note is that Heimerdinger gives some of the absolute best leashes you can get. If you start with turret and run to the buff you can get all three down by 1:30 and just hang out for a little bit. That is especially important for...

Goddamn Lizard Elder. Shaco's boxes don't apply that either. Stupid fucking plant girl.

Heimerdinger's passive no longer heals towers. Champion unplayable. I've played a bunch of Heimerdinger at each of the different points in his power swings and this current version feels pretty good. He's got a bunch of interesting buttons and lots of choices in a given situation. His turrets...

And now they are zombies.

It's much, much too late for that. You killed everyone.

Cover your mouth? What are you trying to do, kill everyone? You cough into your armpit.

Alright, that's it. We can't hang out anymore.

I honestly didn't know you could get zero points at anything other than D1. I didn't think it even did that.

S3 doesn't end until the 11th of November so we will absolutely not enter preseason until at least then.

Supports with bad scaling are the exception, not the norm. Leona intentionally has shit scaling. Nami intentionally has shit scaling. That's about it. Supports aren't balanced around minimal gold either. Many of them predate the Eurolane bottom (ADC + someone who builds GP10 and doesn't farm)...

I think the direction they are going is just fine. Competitive supporting in S3 is a pile of monkey vomit. It's just that I don't believe them when they say they want junglers and supports to have more gold and I don't believe the rank and file of the player base is ready to play games where two...