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  1. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    When a frat boy finger bangs you, you have the bouncer kick his ass. When a billionaire does it, you call your lawyer.
  2. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    What kind of apps are there for a pebble? I for one don't give a shit about what my heartrate is or how many steps I take in a day even though silicon valley is trying super hard to convince everyone that this is vital information that needs to be monitored 24/7.
  3. BrutulTM

    Florida is a shithole

    I haven't been to Florida, but I've lived in Arizona and I can say for me the snow is a lot easier to take than 9 soul crushing months of 100+ temperatures.
  4. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    I don't know, maybe I do want a pebble. And I think you guys poo pooing watches haven't worn one for a while. When you wear a watch you always know what time it is because it just takes a quick glance at your wrist. It doesn't seem like a big thing to pull out your phone until you get used...
  5. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Jerry is 71. I had to look it up after you said 66 because I would have guessed 86. Bad news for Cowboys fans though, there could be another 20 years of the Jerry Jones era.
  6. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I hate when that happens.
  7. BrutulTM

    Sons of Anarchy

    I just can't believe FX indulges Sutter so much. I think last season there were like 3 "extended" episodes. That has to be expensive as hell to produce/air and the show would be a lot better if someone would rein him in a little. Also, isn't there someone on that set that is like "Seriously...
  8. BrutulTM

    Swatting: Seriously, this is a thing??

    He sounds like a delight.
  9. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Olive Garden isn't as bad as people say, it's just a cool thing to shit on them for whatever reason. Their food is generic, Americanized Italian food but it's not like it tastes bad.
  10. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    I really want a smart watch, but all I want to do with it is pause/skip songs and podcasts, tell the time, and look at notifications and text messages and see who's calling without getting my phone out. About 90% of the notifications I get don't require any action from me, but I don't know that...
  11. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    If he hadn't punched her in the face, the video wouldn't have been a problem for him. Suing TMZ would be like suing someone for testifying against you in a murder trial because if they hadn't you would have gotten away with it.
  12. BrutulTM

    Naked and Afraid

    Luckily after that we got to watch a whole lot of the chick sitting on her ass doing nothing to make up for it.
  13. BrutulTM

    Sons of Anarchy

    The last one was 9 MINUTES. I rewound it and checked. I guess the cover was good but they managed to take one of the longest and most over the top rock songs in history and make it longer and cornier. Hearing Jax talk with a British accent in the after show is blowing my mind.
  14. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I agree. Dude sounds like he has some issues from childhood that he hasn't dealt with.
  15. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I don't think you can sue someone for causing you to get caught committing a crime. The monetary damage was caused by what he did, not by TMZ showing people what he did.
  16. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    I don't think it looks that bad, but I agree that the 360 looks nicer. The fact that the 360 can't last all day on a charge though is a complete deal breaker. The iPhone looks pretty slick but since it's running iOS I'm not interested.
  17. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Much as it pains me to be on the same side of an issue as Araysar, the fact of the matter is that all we know about their relationship is from a 3 minute video. It looked bad for sure, and it was bad, but that doesn't make him a wife beater or her a sufferer of "battered woman syndrome". Maybe...
  18. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    There is a breakfast place in Billings, MT that has pancakes that are like 14" in diameter and half an inch thick. If you can eat 4 of them, they will give you a free 8" diameter cinnamon roll, because obviously after eating 4 gigantic pancakes what you really want is some more carbs.
  19. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You are right. Replace "falling in love" with "marriage/long term commitment" in my post and it gets my point across. Falling in love is the grease on the skids.
  20. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Reminds me of one of my favorite Jason Isbell Lyrics: You won't find a human that isn't a bit fucked up in some way or another. At some point falling in love is about deciding that the person is worth dealing with their issues. That point is not 3 weeks after you meet them though.
  21. BrutulTM

    Sons of Anarchy

    Over/Under for musical montages in the premier is 2.
  22. BrutulTM

    Sons of Anarchy

    This season is going to be a train wreck but I'm watching anyway.
  23. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Janay is the big loser in this Ray Rice deal. She was married to a dude that punches her, but at least he made $7M a year. Now she's married to an unemployed dude that punches her.
  24. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    The thing with signing one of your week 1 opponents players to your practice squad after final cuts is the oldest trick in the book. It happens every year.
  25. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Wow. There were a couple times I thought the cheering seemed off for being in Dallas. Despite a nice win, the 49ers are definitely not hitting on all cylinders yet. Main issues are the O-line and D-line. They gave up way too many rushing yards and SF's running game was not particularly...
  26. BrutulTM

    The Knick

    Guys, this show is fucking gross. I am not usually squeamish about TV gore but I literally shut my eyes for the second half of the conversation with the noseless woman in this week's episode.
  27. BrutulTM

    Satellite TV - DirectTV or Dish?

    Hmm, I just assumed that the DirecTV commercials meant that 4 of the tuners were used up by prime time anytime. I didn't realize that they were multiplexing 4 channels onto one tuner to do that. Pretty fucking cheesy because there are lots of news stories that actually say it has 6 tuners and...
  28. BrutulTM

    Satellite TV - DirectTV or Dish?

    I've had both and currently have the Genie and my Mom has the Hopper. They are both good DVRs. I stick with DirecTV because of Sunday Ticket but I had no complaints about Dish when I had it. Whichever you choose be sure to threaten to switch to the other at least once a year for major...
  29. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A guy I kind of know recently got a $600,000 loan to buy computers for bitcoin farming. I have no idea if it's going to work or not, but I was astonished that he got a banker to loan him money for something as dicey as bitcoin for 7% interest or whatever you get on a small business loan these days.
  30. BrutulTM

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    http://www.google.com
  31. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, some people really shouldn't have credit cards because they just can't help themselves. For those of us that can though, they are awesome. Every bill I have is autopayed by my credit card and then my credit card gets autopayed from my bank account at the end of the month. "Paying bills"...
  32. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    It's pretty easy when he only plays on one side so you don't ever have to have him on your best receivers if you don't want to.
  33. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dinner for 2-3 people for $5 with no waiting. I bet there's people that get that shit every night.
  34. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Well I guess I fast forwarded at the right times then. You guys should really try the DVR football thing. There is max 2 hours worth of stuff that anyone would want to watch in a 4 hour football game.
  35. BrutulTM

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    I wonder how all the analysts that picked GB to win the superbowl this year are feeling now. Somebody needs to hurry up and break Percy Harvin's ankle or something. Him and Lynch on the same team isn't fair. On a good note, I don't think I heard any discussion of the 12th man or "OMG it's...
  36. BrutulTM

    The Food Thread

    I don't usually find that putting it in the oven is necessary unless you have a very thick steak. I don't mind my steaks on the rarer side, but even if you're going for a full on medium steak I think putting it in the oven is unnecessary unless it's an inch and a half thick.
  37. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They cited a survey on Freakonomics a while back and they said that when they asked people if they had an unexpected $2000 expense with 30 days notice if they would be able to pay it (INCLUDING with a credit card) only 50% of Americans said that they could pay it. That blew my fucking mind. I...
  38. BrutulTM

    Ink Master

    I have never watched this show but I powered through the second half of last season when the marathon was on the other night. I find tattoos really interesting but this show is hard to sit through because of all the drama and the cornball dramatic pauses that last 20 seconds. That said, I...
  39. BrutulTM

    Swatting: Seriously, this is a thing??

    Cops are huge pussies in real life. Also, they got grants from the feds to help them dress up like soldiers and they need an excuse to play with all that stuff.
  40. BrutulTM

    Smartphones

    It's very cool looking but aren't you going to be bumping that thing all the time? I already can't hand my phone to my Mom to show her a picture without her accidentally pressing 37 things on the touchscreen.