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I'm envisioning it as a beer helmet, tbh. That you shotgun Mt. Dew out of. Gamer fuel. Gamer headgear. GAME ON.

ru kidding? I'd buy one. That would be the most ironic hipster helmet EVER. Better than trucker hats.

So that pretty much puts it June at the latest? Eh. Meh. I'd muster some angst... but yeah, that probably sounds about right.

That's a bug that happens if you're mousing over an ability when a mob dies -- I think. Exclusive fullscreen is buggy though. It probably depends on your specific card or whatever, but when I switched out of exclusive my stability and performance went up. Not way up. But it went up.

You guys need to remember he's also talking about a construction crew. They tend to be more roughneck and you don't have to couch your words. You can get away with calling a guy "retarded" on a crew like that (and he can often get away with telling you to fuck yourself right back... IF the...

I'd be amazed if they don't spend a few weeks getting it to run better. I doubt it'll ever run all that great just based on the fact that it's been running like balls for months and if anything, performance has actually gotten slightly worse. The server has gotten a whole shit ton better...

Well, you should feel a little bit guilty. Not at getting rid of a bad worker. Not at having a hand in maintaining quality of work in the union... just at how angry you let it get you and how quickly you were willing to write him off as a bad worker+bad human being in your own mind. Maybe...

The dragon looks ok. It's recognizable as what it's supposed to be. The main trouble with it is that fantasy art isn't going to get anyone stoked for a game anymore. He's trying to play a AAA game by pushing this sort of thing, and he doesn't have a AAA idea or a AAA engine. If it's all he...

I'm not sure that Doug is actually dead. I mean it's likely that he is. But they didn't really spell it all the way out. I think he just got brained. Of course, now that I think about it, him laying there for 5+ hours in the cold... yeah, he's probably dead. But I guess I could see them...

It's Mr. Subliminal Man! What a great Kevin Nealongreatest comedian everbit.

What is a parapet? What is a crenelation? Strongbad's RPG was sweet.

Not to be too much of a dick.. but plains. I do hope it's at least spelled right on the $15 a month board. I mean, I make allowances on account of the un-gated, low rent, nature of this community. But surely these diligent professionals are not confusing homonyms.

Sounds like two people that have just decided to get married. Or maybe they're just doing it to fuck with their children. 14 year old son. 14 year old daughter. Would it really be incest?

And tearing the bird-rectums off a buncha owls. They were mercy killings.

I wish my name was Supercool. It's kinda like being Mr. Iceman, but much less lame.

It's a grey area. There is something diseased about a person that contracts and spreads a sexual infection to begin with. Edit: I mean if you wanna be proper not a dummy about it they are simple infections, they are not diseases. But we're talking about stuff that either makes your dick...

Zoro. He gets to bang hot spanish bitches and carve his initials into the frilly shirts of the Spanish oppressors. What if the matrix was real? Would you take the wake up pill, or the stay asleep pill?

Good. They need to spend less time trying to handjob Benjamins out of suicidal nerds and they need to spend more time doing some actual fucking work. If they had anything at all to show they'd post it here. The fact that we drove Brad off into his Fortress of Self Delusion, again, strikes...

Would you give me nudes though? Because if you gave me nudes the first thing I would do is post that shit all over this board. Everywhere. I'd fucking PM it to the member list, including tyen bots. Not to shame you -- not at all. To spread the joy. I've only ever gotten nudie pics a few...

Oh god, i'm fucking dyin over here Onoes. You got out cheap. Very cheap. Oh christ it hurts.

I tried to watch Bridesmaids because Bill Murray said it was funny. And I have to admit, he probably wasn't wrong, and Kristen Wiig is just great and now I have 2 things that I can point to and say, "She wasn't bad in that" -- but her comedy is like an open wound. It's not funny because it's...

I thought firefly was pretty decent, but not like it was the one true cult sci-fi show or anything. It probably is over rated, but that's only because it would have to suck my dick and pay my bills to be as good as the backlash against its cancellation would have you believe. But it's still...

They probably do need to investigate creating a formal new internet format and finding a way to sell it. A 10 hour long splooge that can be broken various ways.

The part I like is that they don't plan movies anymore. They plan trilogies.

Yeah, that sucks. But on the scale of bad ways that bad things can happen that is pretty far up there on "least bad". I think it might even be better to do that sort of thing by text. That way the person who gets the text can go "well, jesus. What a coward. If this is how it is then I...

It won't suck any worse than the Star Trek reboot movies sucked. It will have big giant space ships, laser guns, lens flare, new storm trooper uniforms, fan service callbacks to New Hope and Empire, and overly contrived moments that serve to remind us of our humanity. It will be brightly lit...

No doubt, but I do think we've hit rock bottom. I can't think of a single thing that Brad could do at this point to make it more halfassed, scammish, or scumfucky. He could write a 200 pagemanifestoApprentice Developer Manual, get it self published, sell it on craigslist for $75 a pop and...

Just the fact they have so many poorly ordered brackets is itself bad web design. But hey, when this falls through in a week maybe they can pick up some work doing federal healthcare websites.

Oh nice. I check charlie every few months to see what interviews he's done. I haven't checked recently and... Bill Murray. SCORE.

I want to see a 3 way on the oscars sometime. A gay movie, a slave movie, and a biopic about Bill Clinton. I think it would be the first ever tie. They wouldn't be able to decide.

It really doesn't matter why though. It's extra-funny that it was his dumbass wiccan girlfriend that cursed him. They almost should have left that in, but it would have detracted.

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They should really do everything rather than so much... if she's wearing the giant yellow industrial ones. Are you sure she doesn't have a latex allergy? Put on a condom and stick it in her pooper. For science.

Groundhog Day was even better than Ghostbusters. There, I said it. It's true though, and Ghostbusters is obviously great. But Groundhog Day -- that thing is fuckingperfect.

Quite the opposite. She's clever enough to know which detergent she's allergic to, and she keeps buying it. Not only does she not have to do the dishes she gets sympathy from her husband. This is a woman you encourage to run for city council.

The trick to cleaning the shower is to not let soapscum build up in the first place. All it takes is to wipe it down with the towel after you've sawed your asscrack with it. If you don't do that every time it can become a real chore.

Realize that there are places where your dick does not belong. Getting 19 year old pussy is not as hard as some of you claim it is. Any fat nerd could do it. What you need is a girl with daddy issues. And you need money. "She likes me for me!" has nothing to do with 19 year old pussy...

It doesn't have a stealth meter. It doesn't have variable sound tiles. It does have linear maps. It doesn't have free tabling. It doesn't have stylistic animated chapter breaks. So how close can it possibly be. That said, it's not a bad game. It's just aterribleThief game. And they...