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  1. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I've had more fun mocking this thread than I would ever possibly have playing a game brad "designed". MORANS OF NORRATH, PART THE TENTH
  2. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Well, it's ok I guess, but it ain't no Groupquest, that's for sure.
  3. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    If they could afford a proofreader they'd check what they post. God, why do you ask such stupid questions?
  4. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    And not to leave Dumar out:
  5. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Brad is now Jesus! [img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4636/raptorjesusphotou4.jpg[img]
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    Heroes Reborn

    lol parroty thread OWNED BY BRALLHAWL
  7. iannis

    Spoils of Babylon (IFC)

    Oh, I liked MacGruber. I'd forgotten about it. Ok -- not everything she does has been horrible. I sit corrected.
  8. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    In hindsight, Brad probably should have offered Sam Dethwalker a bulk deal. Sam would be good for at least 5 grand.
  9. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought it was "Buttery Flapjacks" Which, even for me, sort of crosses a line in how to tactfully refer to a vagina.
  10. iannis

    Spoils of Babylon (IFC)

    I want Kristen Wiig to be better than she is. For some reason I just really like her/want to like her, but everything she does is so horrible. And like spronk says, when it's always intentional overacting... is it really? I could only watch 15 minutes of this.
  11. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I mean I hope it doesn't. There are parts of it that really are great. Right now they've almost got enough to justify the cost of a box. But that's not some sort of set in stone fact of the universe -- they CAN accidentally fuck that up. And they need to be able to justify a sub as well as...
  12. iannis

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    And he also QQ's out of games. Oh, Wizardhawk. Come back with your shield or not at all.
  13. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    None of us expect it to be good. Especially not when he starts throwing Salvatore's name around.
  14. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    They've introduced more crash bugs. Even without them client performance has actually gotten worse (while, granted, server performance has gotten better). They only really half managed the combat rebalance. Things needed to be slowed down, it's not that, but all they did was slow it down...
  15. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I hate to say it, but I think either Warplots were grossly misrepresented or I had some very hopeful ideas about what they were going to actually be attempting with them. Of course, I haven't been able to keep the client stable enough for long enough to have any significant experience with them...
  16. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Brad can't even make a message board. You think i'm kidding about EQ in a browser. At this point I seriously doubt that brad could even manage the effective administration of an EQ emulator. Let that one sink in. The guys over at P99 are better at it than Brad is.
  17. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you can get her to post here and call us all fat nerds you will be a hero. I mean seriously? An honest to god real growed up cheerleader?
  18. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well duh. The entire point of a long skirt is that it makes panties optional. These days a short skirt -- but honestly that's just crass. It shouldn't be that easy. There needs to be some mystery and some titillating doubt involved with the vagina. That is an indispensible part of the...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I wonder if Worship is a better drug than Vicodin. Someone should email brad. This is the kind of question that anyone outside the echo chamber is interested in!
  20. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The choice is that they are either so truly delusional that they believe their own spin/bullshit (which Brad makes a longwinded case for every time he posts) OR they're fully aware of what the actual product is that they're selling (which is only related to the product they claim to be selling...
  21. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Aurin Males are the most feminine character model in the game. They caved to the SJW and put tights underneath the hotpants and reduced boobs across the boards. Aurin males are still the twinkiest twinks that ever twunk. And Chua's are sweet too.
  22. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This is that grey area which exists where fraud can be explained by incompetence. Kickstarter has to be very hands-off in order to protect themselves and their business. And even if there are obvious frauds on their site as long as they fund and are not actionable frauds kickstarter still...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's pretty, but she's not the right type of pretty for thatcostume. Put her in a sundress or a smart pantsuit. Clothes matter.
  24. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Not to make little of what Tuco and Draegan do, because there is an honest marketable skillset involved, but I'm pretty sure that if I absolutely HAD to and money was on the line I could self-teach website administration/hardware in fairly short order. It really can't be that much more...
  25. iannis

    New Tonight Show/Late Night Talk Show News/Review Thread

    Boner is a good singer and a horrible politician.
  26. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Really, that's the thing. If he'd put forth a genuine and honest effort he would have received some genuine and honest interest on my part. I probably would have evengiven him money even though I have no interest in playing this style of gameanymore. 50 bucks as a nod to nostalgia? Sure, I...
  27. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    The UI is terrible. It's an objective fact. The modders have to fix the carbine published UI mods. It's not even a matter of customizing mods, it's a matter of bugfixing. The default carbine settler UI will lag the client. Something about espers will lag the client. So if you have an esper...
  28. iannis

    New Tonight Show/Late Night Talk Show News/Review Thread

    I'll actually make some time to watch Craig. He does the best "interviews". It's just good times watching Craig be a creeper to the ladies. And it's a better time when one of the ladies decides to beat him at his own game and go on the offensive. Craig sorta doesn't know how to deal with it...
  29. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Yeah, at 15+ it's just one zone per range. Galeras, Whitevale, Farside, Wilderun, Malgrave, Grimvault, done. And they're shared zones. It seems like dominions should have their own version of Galeras. No idea if they're going to put one in. I suspect not in beta -- maybe they have...
  30. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I wonder how long those boards will stay up. 2-4 months is my guess. What would be interesting to know is at what point does Brad close those boards. Does he keep spewing bullshit for 10 grand a month? What about 5? What about 2? At what point does he decide that he's too good for this...
  31. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Lets brawlhall these mentally deficient goons.
  32. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    No, he is both a moron and wrong in this regard. The number of shitposters went down when he decided to boycott this board!
  33. iannis

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    They have 3 different colorblind options in basic settings. Which impressed me a little bit, tbh. Its the first game I've ever seen with stock colorblind settings. Maybe other ones have done it too, it's just the first I've noticed it.
  34. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    We're #1! We're #1! S! M! R! T! S! M! A! R! T!
  35. iannis

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    And 20 years ago the Gaia Totality was an intellectual fad. True Nihilism is hard and generally unhealthy, but even so I don't see any good reason to anthromorphise theoretical physics. And that's the need that the idea of simulation fills, just the same as it was the need that the Gaia...