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  1. iannis

    The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

    The best review I saw was, "It's a masterfully well made movie, great performances, and it's not judgmental of the subject material". And i'm sitting here thinking... well, why the fuck NOT? If there is only a presentation without any hint of editorial slant, it's just a glorification. Like...
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    Colrectal Stage 3 cancer.

    There is a solid 50/50 chance that is what is actually happening.
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    Parks and Rec

    Yeah, it's completely different from the office. I do like all of them myself and they do all have likeable qualities which are highlighted. I even like Donna who I probably have the least in common with. It's, "Yeah, I know that girl. And that girl is alright." I dunno what I was tryin...
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    The Robots are Coming (DoD to replace one fourth of soldiers with bots by 2030)

    It is the most technologically advanced war machine yet conceived! How was this mighty triumph of engineering disabled? Well, you know. It had just rained the other day and... well, they threw some mud at it.
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    Parks and Rec

    You're really notsupposedto like most of them. They're just supposed to be funny. Which they do tend to be in short doses. You're supposed to like Leslie, Ron, and probably Ben. Jerry, Tom, Donna, Andy, Anne, April, and Chris are mostly just there for chuckles. And they're likeable...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I'm just sayin... every man has his price. If you can get some seriously raunchy, degenerate, soul destroying, Max Hardcore kind of shit out of this. Well... decisions must be made. Its only smells.
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    State of the Union

    The Presidents play this game too, and they grab every little scrap of power that they can. It's not like Obama is a blameless victim here. In fact, he's not either one. But yes -- Americans expect more from a President than is reasonable. "I can't fix x/y/z" is a perfectly valid reason...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    "I didn't know you were married. This stops." "Unless you go a2m"
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    Colrectal Stage 3 cancer.

    Hodj did have a hate-hardon for the potential cancer scam. Maybe this will bring him out of retirement!
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    A woman sentenced only 18 month after slaying 2 babies and failed on third.

    Man, way to stomp on the joke Hitler! Cause without pretzels all there would be is beer and lederhosen.
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    State of the Union

    He truly is a just and merciful god.
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    A woman sentenced only 18 month after slaying 2 babies and failed on third.

    You have pretzels in Germany?
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    Weather

    The "you're fired" is mostly a bullshit line. It would be more accurate to say "We will be looking to replace you as soon as we possibly can, because fuck you". You can't fire essential staff because they don't come in during bad weather. Legally you could probably get away with it -- but...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    It's a responsibility to take on. There are plenty of ways it could be fine. "Yeah, I kind of figgured. Thanks for being a bro and tellin me, now I know what I have to do" kind of stuff. Numbers getting the shit knocked out of him for banging the guys wife is probably the least-bad bad way...
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    A Million ways to die in the West

    Dudes funny. Family Guy didn't get popular on accident. Movie looks funny. Just christ. Family Guy. Let it die already McFarlane. Let it die. You killed the wrong character. Brian should have lived. Peter should have died. You could have taken a seriously dark and fucked up turn with...
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    State of the Union

    That's why I say maybe it's fine even. White people do that shit all the time and follow through with it. I mean look, if that was his angle, it's fucking brilliant. I kinda don't think that was his angle. Dat NAACP money, I think it had him by the short and curlies.
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    State of the Union

    Tbh -- Darth Cheney is the only one of those that ever trickled out and halfway stuck beyond.. I dunno? Blogs? It's not a list of what John Stewart might have called him once or twice in 5 minute skits. It honestly seemed like "Cheney" was enough of an insult for those that wanted to insult...
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    State of the Union

    But hard does not mean impossible. Would you say it's more Obummer bad, or more Dubya bad? More Slick Willy bad or more Tricky Dick bad? You know why we never came up with one for Cheney? Because he would have us killed.
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    GMO, Monsanto, organic dreadlocked nonsense?

    I see snow maybe twice a year. Maybe. This snow was a very, very fine snow. Tiny dry flakes. It sparkled in the floodlights when it fell. I was thinking it was just a highly compact peculiar crystal form. I wasn't even thinking along the lines of nano-cameras. I was not even dimly aware...
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    Doctor Who

    Yeah, that is pretty cool. I got about 30 seconds into it and realized they weren't going to do the whole song. And I wanted them to. YOU LEFT AMY. HOW COULD YOU. I woulda gone back for her.
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    A woman sentenced only 18 month after slaying 2 babies and failed on third.

    Did a young white woman go to Italy and get away with murder? Ehh, it's entirely possible. If she ever kills anyone important (another american) don't worry Eurobro, we'll toss her in a cage with the blacks.
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    A woman sentenced only 18 month after slaying 2 babies and failed on third.

    ^ Basically true. But we're not going to extradite a citizen to another countryafterthe trial has been held. I don't think that would sit well with Germans either. We would even tell the jews to go fuck themselves on that one. Think about that one for a second!
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    civ2, so good. Railroad tycoon was crazy fun too.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'd go more with a busqing analogy than a gambling analogy. At this point Brad should open a P99 "totally not everquest" server and charge 5 bucks a month. Seriously. He'd come out better. Plus... he could put it in a browser. And all they really even fucking want is everquest. He's...
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    Which Mass Effect installment is your favorite?

    I think that's probably the best way to say it. I was having a real hard time deciding between 1 and 2 for myself. But yep.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Oooooh. Well, less impressed.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Did they seriously just have the balls, after barely reaching $200k and sticking there... to make a 5 million dollar stretch goal? I'm not even going to be a dick. That's impressive. That is honestly impressive.
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    State of the Union

    Oh. Not only that it is possible, but providing a high profile example of it. Will is a personal guilty pleasure, the man can write and his mind is fascinating, but basically any high profile editorialist would work. Sometimes they're right, sometimes they just have an agenda and a deadline...
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    State of the Union

    All true, and i'm not even going to argue against basic fuckingpoliteness and respect. But you can be every bit as low-brow and use big words. Pay attention to the substance rather than the style. That the substance is like to be worse from someone typing in some ridiculous parody of the...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I'm sure most everyone would want to be told. I don't think numbers has a responsibility to tell him. I believe him, he really didn't know. She was just a friendly hook up. You don't go around looking gift horses in the mouth. But if it's a hookup that's been going on for a year... that...
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    State of the Union

    Just tellin ya something you don't wanna hear, numbro, but you need to hear it. I respect the office of the president and I respect that the man has earned the presidency and the right/authority/responsiblities of that office. But he's just a man, being sworn in doesn't make him a god, and I...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Oh no, she's straight up a whore. But Jesus said that you shouldn't kill whores just because they're whores. He didn't then go on to say there's no such thing as a whore. He did go on to say (to paraphrase), "you're kinda all whores though really". Which is an argument that seems stupid at...
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    State of the Union

    We stopped doing that whole call the president "The President" thing about a generation ago. Some of them are funny (for what they are). Obummer. How can you not like that one? Moochelle Obummer. C'mon man. That's funny. Tuco just rustled because Turdco is REALLY funny. He's like the...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I'm not saying that you should take her into the temple and stone her. I'm not saying you should tatoo a bright red A on her forehead. I'm just saying be practical about the relationship. Up until now it has been a casual relationship between 2 people based mostly on the exchange of sexual...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah, normal people make vows every day and break them. Intentionally being hurtful to the ones they claim to love. Hell, you're not too far wrong. Here's a question for you. Do you think it's specifically your cock? Is there just something magical about the way you smell? Is she your...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Meh, what's he gonna do? Threaten to kick your ass? Punch you in the gut maybe. His wife is a whore. Bad news for him but not your fault. It's not like you seduced her. It's not like you even knew. And that's a part of why as soon as you realize she's married it's your responsibility...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The pvp communities in those two games were probably decent, which is different than them being pvp games. Which is exactly (no offense, literally -- I MEAN NO OFFENSE) the sort of shallow analysis of what made the game good I would expect from anyone giving Brad money. The unwillingness or...
  38. iannis

    Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

    Teacher seems kind of like a hard gig in some ways. You can't be much more involved with "the community" than teaching their kids. But the community involvement in that arrangement is probably pretty damn low until you do something that someone somewhere might frown upon. Its got to be a thin...
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    Parent Thread

    Nah. That's a smart kid either way.
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    State of the Union

    There are better reasons to get rid of this guy than because he didn't happen to cross his T on form 24G,like the founders obviously intended. But it's 2 more years, and that would take at least 1 of them, and even if you did... you think President Biden would do it any differently...