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  1. iannis

    EQ Never

    That pitch fucking black night was one of the wonderful things about EQ1. Few games since have had the balls to do something even that simple. You know what? The playerbase adjusts. It's not a "denial" of service, it's a game/world mechanic. Denial of service were those continuous crashes...
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    Boardwalk Empire

    Gillian is so fucking tragic. I want her story to end well. Maybe piggly-wiggly will be a not complete asshole.
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    Boardwalk Empire

    Eddie was loyal to a fault. It wasn't so much him wanting to be important, it was Eddie wanting to useful. I believe Eddie when he said it wasn't about the money it was about Nucky's respect. That's why it's right in the feels. The man was loyal to a fault. On the bright side though. Van...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Yeah, it's kind of interesting but it's not like some sort of GOTCHA. It's more along the lines of interesting trivia. As far as I am aware the current idea as to what "makes" a person gay (on the nature side of it) relates to a very early series of hormonal processes which occur early in...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    That's pretty recent though, and only applicable to some areas. Averages are also deceptive. I know a woman with 6 kids... so in order for her to average to 2 you've got to include 2 childless couples. It's actually not such a untenable observation as it might seem at first.
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    Boardwalk Empire

    On the bright side -- I love Van Alden's wife so much. God damn she's awesome.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I'm betting his brother is super hetero. Like if he doesn't have a pornstache i'll just be amazed. Hogging all the vital hormones in the womb and shit. Your brother is kind of a dick!
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    Horrible horrible pain.

    You know as well as I do that was never a real thing. Doctors are trained to write scribbles in med school as a prophylactic measure against malpractice suits. God bless computers that can discriminate between the letters C and E. The real skinny is that some guy 50 years ago just thought...
  9. iannis

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    Who the fuck even knows anymore. It seems like Ara was trying to do the whole incessant complaining in mod threads about some other thread in general "thing". Which a couple of posters tend to do seemingly out of habit, and Ara just got 7 days for it. Which, hell, Ara knows better. 7 does...
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    Horrible horrible pain.

    See, that doesn't make any sense in this language though. You're not supposed to call Fallopian tubes Fallopian anymore either or Eustachian tubes Eustachian. You're supposed to call them "stringy girl parts" and "childhood snot funnel" now.
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    Horrible horrible pain.

    Dat pnemonia. And say ECG intead of EKG. EKG is soooooo 1950's. For 100% serious, say ECG instead. Electrocardiogram. I suppose the thinking was that "EE-KAY" was more distinct a sound than "EE-CEE" but ain't nobody got time for that shit no more!
  12. iannis

    Breaking Bad

    There is an episode of Walking Dead named "Made to Suffer". Yep. At least the writers know it.
  13. iannis

    House of Cards

    I think S2 is going to be Frank beating the absolute shit out of the various forces arrayed against him. I haven't watched the British series, so maybe I'm in for a huge disappointment... but a bet against Frank is a foolish bet. At worst he may have to accept the consideration of a interest...
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    House of Cards

    Yep. Show is great. The very first scene is how you do foreshadowing.
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    Breaking Bad

    Despite my inner loathing for how much meeeehhhhh he was, Flynn was pretty much perfect. Especially the part where he takes a nickname because he doesn't like being Walt, Jr in high school. He's so boring because we all knew that guy (minus the leg braces) in high school. That's one of those...
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    Parent Thread

    If you want him to have a shot at being a concert violinist you'll have to push him crazy and you'll have to push him young -- that's just a shitty fact of life. He's exactly the right age. If you just want him to have an appreciation for music, nudges should suffice. Asking him if he wants...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Always pack her snatch with salt before you go down on a stripper. The salt atoms will engulf the herpes molecules and make for a tasty treat besides. Be careful though. You need to use at least half a bag for it to be a reliable method.
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    Breaking Bad

    That's the thing. G/E have never shown any hint of remorse. Which makes you think that either they're morally callow individuals (plenty of support for that) or that something happened and Walt imploded over it in one of his self destructive over compensations (plenty of support for that too)...
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    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that Soygen moderated dead children posts (I assume graphic and gruesome) in the rickshaw. It's kinda like both at once.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    You know how some guys like women with big titties, and some guy prefer brunettes? Sometimes you just like what you like and even if you can explain it there's no explaining it.
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    Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX

    Cheese is a part of everything good in life. Blowjobs are one good thing in life. Cheese will never tell you "my mouth is too small". (edit: When a woman tells you that, accept it for what it is. Testing will result in teeth. But it is OK to make the sad trombone noise at her.) It's...
  22. iannis

    Breaking Bad

    han shot first
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    Silkroad seized, DPR arrested

    Nah, they'll destroy the main outlets until the only people bothering with them are drug cartels and delusional ideologues. Maybe they'll even dump all the confiscated buttcoins in a few months just to further shock the system. Who the fuck cares about the integrity of the system? And they'll...
  24. iannis

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I saw that video. Shit was funny. They put little googly eyes on it and everything. Seems like it would hurt your balls tho. And, I mean, honestly, who the hell has balls that droopy?
  25. iannis

    Occupy Claude Moore Colonial Farm: (Keep A Cost-Free Park Closed, Yes or No?)

    Serious question: in an open air park, what stops you from just walking in? We have state parks nearby that close at sundown. All that means is that they lock the bathroom doors, and the lady that was sitting over in the building near the entrance that I don't know what it's for (and I'm...
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    Silkroad seized, DPR arrested

    Work it through. When they invest in currency what are they actually investing in? How long does a government last with hyperinflation, what is the unavoidable outcome of that instability? It's not personal brutul. If you still don't get it, lets revisit how great bittcoins are in about a...
  27. iannis

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Holy shit. If I turn gay will it give me super cum powers too? 6 loads in 1 butt? I gotta be honest. Even 3 would have impressed me.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    It's not even the standard, it's just one model of many. I don't know that anyone means you're a gay basher. I don't. And if you were, I'll be right there bashing with you anyway. I ain't proud. If somebody just has to get hit I've made my choice. The standard actuallyis for the man to...
  29. iannis

    Silkroad seized, DPR arrested

    Well any wide swings in value damn it for the intended purpose of what it is. If you're looking at it like buying online gold that's one thing. But what buttcoins purport to be is a form of currency, not an investment. A dollar has to be worth a dollar. You can't have a currency which...
  30. iannis

    Silkroad seized, DPR arrested

    Well that's kinda the point. Virtual currency will happen (it's already happened), but it won't be named buttcoins. Edit: One of the good things here is that the whole thing has been "proof of concept"-ed in a public space. So that's actually good.
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    Silkroad seized, DPR arrested

    Imagine that. You decide to mint your own currency and the federal government gets all upset about it for some reason. Buttcoins will require the explicit backing of a government to work. And when that happens, it won't be sekrit libertarian dollars anymore.
  32. iannis

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    If the team was actually named "New York Jews" I might take more interest in organized sport. "Browns" isn't specific enough for me. I require "Cleveland Darkies" to hold my attention.
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    RIP Tom Clancy

    Really? I didn't think he was that old. Well fuck. They don't all have to be literary masterpieces in order for us to recognize the man contributed. I've only read about 4 of his books, 2 were good 2 were ok. RIP.
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    Silkroad seized, DPR arrested

    Shocking.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    They're outcast from the conventional models. Why should they then choose to mimic what spurns them? Its actually worse when they try. I've known a couple that settled into that. Just 2 dudes and they didn't fuck around with other dudes and that seemed to work for them. And yeah, one is...
  36. iannis

    New Girl

    I liked Winston being green/brown colorblind. But yeah, I don't see how they take this thing past 3 seasons.
  37. iannis

    New Girl

    Schmidt juggling 2 girls! WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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    Breaking Bad

    I seem to remember an Asimov quote where someone asked him what he meant by a particular passage of one of his books and he replies, "That's for the critics to say, not me" Collaboration actually makes parts of the show make more sense.
  39. iannis

    Cheese or Blowjobs? REDUX

    One of the easiest "would you rather" 's ever. Life without cheese isn't worth living. She's got other holes.
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    Boardwalk Empire

    Nucky is maybe feeling his age and looking for a way to be the Commodore. Which fits right into the Florida land scams. It doesn't have the ratings but this show is so much better than GoT. Every scene in the show I watch thinking, "I wonder who's gonna die?". Because besides for Nucky and...