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  1. iannis

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    You see an angry bear? You dare some other guy to poke it. That's all I'm sayin.
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    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    Also neg Sean. I just wanna see what happens.
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    Breaking Bad

    Well the original plan was to kill Jesse at the end of S1... so it's not the first time Gilligan has accidentally avoided some boneheaded crap.
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    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    B's are the Worldly Gentleman's A's. I got mostly B's myself. Partly because I had other shit to do, partly because I didn't anticipate the minutia of the subject to be useful, partly because fuck it -- all I needed was a B. I'm wasn't planning to go to med school over here. When it starts...
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    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    I'd only resort to it if your grades start to slip. And that's not to be all RAAAR MAN DRUGZ FOR PUSSIES. It's a self discipline is all. But if the grades start to slip because you're legit stupid? You're god damn right. Never be above admitting that.
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    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    Sean does indeed get a free pass. And look what it does to him. Have pity on the free pass, bros. Outside may be where we ply our trade, but prison is where we hone our craft. Look at piccasso's thread. It's a beautiful thing. Smells like dirty socks and man-ass, but a beautiful thing.
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    Recommend a dating site

    I vote option C. You're both the douchebag. Her husband deserves her, she deserves to be miserable, and you deserve the clinging emptiness that accompanies fucking married chicks. We've all been tempted. It takes a special sort to submit to that temptation.
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    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    Damn it. You punch beater. I can't answer that. If that is the choice you do end up making please be sure to buy some webspace and leave a suicide e-book to explain your decision to those of us who may be wondering, and to flaunt your right to self determination in the face of a hostile...
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    Parent Thread

    That's both precious and makes me happy that I don't have a daughter.
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    rebound guy is the second best sort of guy to be.
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    Breaking Bad

    yeah. That's kind of the irony. Jesse has only killed 1 person, and it was the one person that he didn't want to kill. Jesse has wanted to kill plenty of people during the show. Basically Jesse is a complete fuckup. It's not really his fault as much as a core part of who he is.
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    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    That's interesting. And explains why you'll get pretty different answers whenever you talk about commonlaw in a multi-state setting.
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    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    I don't think common law actually exists in most of the States either. It's a custom, not an actual set of laws. I think they might still have commonlaw in the uk. source: I'm a lawyer on Tuesdays.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Not that I know shit about fuck, but the way it's written it kinda sounds like an atomic lens. Two photons go in, two photons come out. Can't explain that. It's shit like this that makes me doubt cosmology on a fundamental level. Not because cosmologists are dishonest or less than...
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    Internet sites that died

    www.zombo.com<-- still there!
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    The Japanese have just been trolling the West for the past 30 years haven't they? trolling since before trolling was even a thing.
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    South Park Stick of Truth

    Yeah, I know all that about censorship. I said it badly I suppose. GTA:V versus South Park Humor is what I'm getting at. Kinda absurd. I'm not surprised, I am disappoint! Maybe what Hodj says is all it actually is. Hope so. Gonna buy it anyway. Hell, even watered down southpark is more...
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    Breaking Bad

    yeah, if I had to put money it I'd probably go with that prediction myself. Bloodbath is an outside favorite.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Well, ex-gf pics aren't going to be of the quality that the modern porn connoisseur has come to expect. I've always deleted those pics after they've been used when I've received them personally. It's the offering, not the physical image. Keeping trophies by itself is just sad.
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    South Park Stick of Truth

    Cut content out the ass, apparently. How can censors have influence in a vidja game? The whole point of a southpark video game is for them to make the jokes they aren't able to make on television. They must have been making a LOT of Jew jokes. Maybe they'll be nice and include the cut...
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    The Before Trilogy

    Woody Allen is entirely over rated in the way that Bukowski isentirelyover rated. I'm not saying that either is bad. Both are perfectly valid, competent, and occasionally even innovative. Neither is a modern master. New York seems to have bled something out of the both of them which...
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    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    Just tell them they're thinking of it wrong. She's not paying you, you are both contributing to an ongoing cohabitation fund which you administrate. In this day and age a woman living in a mans house for free is the thing that would strike me as weird. I would think to myself, "She must be...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Classes were their second biggest selling point. Their biggest selling point was a scalable pseduo-dynamic world. If they'd managed one or the other they still could have pulled it out. There was a lot of good in Rift but it just wasn't enough to carry them past those two foundational...
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    Internet sites that died

    Dum de dum de dum, checking the email. Some of the kids in my Rift guild had never seen Strongbad. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Then there was like a week after I told them to go look at strongbad where they were quoting him. Strongbad = timeless.
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    Internet sites that died

    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/ I guess it's not technically dead, but weeble and bob was the shit!
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    Recommend a dating site

    Yeah, but if you're the type that's gonna think the grass is always greener you're gonna do that no matter where you're meeting people. Generally that problem is either self-correcting or time renders it moot.
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    I'm also concerned. She's wearing a cotton t-shirt. And who picks cotton? Yep. She's an enabler.
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Making your own window is a pain in the fucking ass. Making your own doorhasto be worse. My father asked me to help him replace some windows. So I was like, ok cool, np. Afternoon's work to do that, afternoons work to fix the siding. We get the old frames out and I ask him where the new...
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    South Park

    There are adults alive today who have never known a world without The Simpsons reruns on at 6 and 6:30
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    South Park Stick of Truth

    I never thought this game would be released. Grand Wizard Edition. Must have.
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    South Park

    South Park Season 17? Everquest Expansion 32? Starting to get real sick of your shit, world.
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    USPS stole my mail. Now what?

    UPS/Fedex loaders... We used to kick boxes because we were pissed off. Buncha 18-20 year old guys sweating their balls off schlubbing boxes into trucks with productivity evaluations? You takes your chances. That said, getting paid to work out was kinda awesome. Never mark anything fragile...
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    The Before Trilogy

    All things considered, a good one considering I've never seen any advertisments for them ever and there's supposedly 3 of them. Of course, I don't watch The View or The Cooking Channel either, so that by itself doesn't mean much.
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    The Before Trilogy

    Are those real movies? I'd never thought about it, but I guess I just assumed that Ethan Hawke bought a hardware store somewhere and retired.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Christ those people are insane.
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    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    Too many variables. Terms cannot be resolved. Start at half and then modify according to situation. You might wind up paying more than half, you might wind up paying less than half. This is actually a question you should be discussing with HER, not your e-bros. Lots of good things will...
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    Sports writer kills himself, leaves behind website describing how and why

    They'd create more theme parks.
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    The Official Conspiracy Thread

    Something on this page is chugging my browser. Draegan is collecting posts for the NSA.
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    The Official Conspiracy Thread

    JFK: I'm on board with Johnson either orchestrated it or it was orchestrated in his name. I thought that was silly until I read more about Johnson. The only Clinton body count that ever stuck with me was that one guy who suicided right as Clinton took office. He was set to be on Clinton's...