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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We are getting divorced. The quota has been met
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He must have been laying pipe like a master plumber She looks like the type of person who wouldn't really care though
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Perfect for her, not a perfect human being. I don't know, you guys are really focusing on the wrong part of the story here
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Crone if you catch me on I can run some with you, just my availability sometimes is garbage. I don't even think you'd need to heal me in a 5
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I meant for what he did. Plus he had a sugar mama anyways
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Before he went down this path he was a personal trainer at a gym. From what we knew he made decent money but I guess when he moved here he stopped working. We all assumed he was still working. He seemed perfect for her because she was super happy with him. All she talked about was being with...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If she didn't tell me the story first hand I wouldn't believe it She also said the dudes mother was pushing him to move back so when things went bad he just decided she was right.
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He did. This stuff would've come to a head and it's better before the wedding Ain't posting no goddamn pics. Picasso will find her address and pm it to me
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We didn't know he didn't have a GED until just recently, to us he seemed perfect for her. And he was for awhile I guess He called off the wedding two months before wedding was to occur, guy is nuts Yes I would have sex with her, maybe him
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought that too
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why did she want him? I mean he legitimately was a great guy from the outside , he just hid all this stuff from everyone. To us he seemed perfect.
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So my wife's friend was engaged/dating a guy for 5 years. He moved from NYC to live with her. My wife's friend is crazy hot, is really nice, makes great money and already owns a house. The guy moved in with nothing and she took care of him. His dream was to be a paramedic I guess, but he had...
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I found out what happened to her friend, I'll post it later. It's kind of long
  14. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You're right actually, it's worse now
  15. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I haven't had a bad pug this expansion
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Wow mythic+ tuning yeah I'm so excited wooooo
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Once when driving to my apartment a kid jumped out of the woods in front of my car to scare me. I asked him if he wanted me to bring him into the woods, kill him, and bury him so that his family never found him. I meant it too, in the moment. I was pretty lucky because he had my license plate...
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    At this point in life why does sweet and sour even exist
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On the plus side crone
  20. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    The writing is pretty shit this season but whoever is writing davos lines is fucking awesome. He's one of us "I thought you might still be rowing"
  21. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Dude you got the rest of that video? I'm not quite there yet
  22. Noodleface

    Cape Cod

    Ptown is pretty gay man
  23. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I'm pretty satisfied by it
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Thinking the problem is she isn't a bear or monk
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Midori probably has bigger balls than anyone we've raided with too. She gave birth and raided THE NEXT DAY
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The trick to dominoes is ordering your pizza with extra cheese x3, drown out the ketchup and cardboard
  27. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If @lindz wanted to tank I'd demote @Alkorin yesterday
  28. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Have you fucking shitlords even stopped to think maybe xe is agender version 1 gendervoid??????
  29. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    [email protected] GHz. Sounds like amd shill
  30. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    For paying a one time fee for D3 they've done some pretty remarkable stuff. Of all the video game companies to complain about misappropriating money...
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Does she use cooldowns Imagine spell reflect would help a lot
  32. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Nah just the way you wrote it out is so hilarious
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not enough picards for that post that I can give
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    He got an 18 month because of previous bannings I think
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Crone if I were you I might talk to a counselor by yourself. Just talk through what happened and show your wife that you're proactive.
  36. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Dude I'm an agender version 1 demigirl genderfluid third gender xer retard and I'm offended FUCK THIS GAME
  37. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You know why they struggle to hire women? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN STEM COLLEGES
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Mostly I don't like the texture, taste is fine.
  39. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dude American cheese is ok on sandwiches, but it has to be deli stuff. Kraft single make me nauseous to look at. I'm Italian man. If I didn't like mozzarella cheese I'd be killed by firing squad
  40. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sonic mozzarella sticks are actually really good. I know most fast food versions have been terrible hit there's are the real.deal. Cherry limeade is my go-to drink there too