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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    You got to remember that's like 60 or 70 years afterwards according to the timeline. That's why this whole stupid show is just so goofy because it's a weird prequel bullshit.
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    Alien: Earth

    Well apparently she's at the stupid Neverland base, so I'm sure we're going to get more of her. I mean why wouldn't you bring your crack team of corporate commandos with you!
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    Alien: Earth

  4. Dr.Retarded

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I'm sorry my wife made daiquiris for brunch. I made breakfast tacos! I'm probably going to go turn on old western movie and take a nap soon.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I don't know if you're trying to be ironic, but that's what some of my friends who I played MMOs over the years always use as their stupid excuse as to why they're playing a girl. We just laugh at them and make fun but they're still our friends, doesn't mean you can't call em fags and then...
  6. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    . It doesn't have to make sense, it's just Disney and all of stupid Hollywood.
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    The D&D thread

    It's like somebody else suggested you could always just grab fireball or something like haste, which I don't remember when those spells are available for other classes and don't necessarily remember the mechanics behind that specific Bard ability. Just grab something that sounds like it'll be...
  8. Dr.Retarded

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Why are there two lady-boys fighting a giant monster? Do you always play a female-ish character?
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    The D&D thread

    I guess my question would be when did you start playing dungeons and dragons? I mean if you were playing it since you were a kid you probably at least know the gist of how or what all of the spells and classes do and how they interact despite kind of changing between different editions. I...
  10. Dr.Retarded

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    What The hell movie is that?
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    What is your fascination with traveling through Africa and other shit hole countries? Is it because you just know that there are all these different types of animals running around there to indulge your furry bullshit? As a fellow Texan, don't be like Wheelz and visit India to experience...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    What was the last movie you actually saw in the theater? I know I have told the story of 1917 and being the only person in the IMAX, but that's literally the last movie I ever saw and I have had no desire to go to actually see something again. Somebody posted that taking a family of four...
  13. Dr.Retarded

    Return to Silent Hill

    That first film is fantastic. I remember seeing it in the theater and was shocked at just how good of a horror movie it actually was, and how well it did with sizing up with the actual video game. Pretty sure it was a combination of the first two games, but it was pretty amazing for back...
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    Primitive War (2025)

    If you had a bobbly head maybe your back wouldn't hurt as much. It's just a theory, but I understand back pain getting old, shit sucks, but so do most modern movies. That, and the Nerdrotic guy is a faggot.
  15. Dr.Retarded

    Primitive War (2025)

    Get more bobblehead dolls, and it might empower you to go see a film if you're back is in pain...😉
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    The D&D thread

    Stop metagaming and just read the spells and play your character. Table top shouldn't be min maxing/power gaming. Fireball, haste, all kinds of good spells out there. I haven't played a campaign in a while, and don't remember the levels you get stuff, but the campaign should be fun, and...
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    Return to Silent Hill

    So there's a top three of video game movies, Silent Hill 1, the original Mortal Kombat, and the best and first...
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    Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader (CRPG)

    How do you do that, through respec? I haven't respecced anybody yet. I mean I'm almost done with the game, but some of my builds are probably completely retarded, but I make them work. I'm just playing on normal though. I just get tired of having to try to figure out what new skill to pick...
  19. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    That's why I said maybe during the second or third episode that it seems like the whole damn thing is the writer's room issue. I don't even really remember what happened in the 4th episode because it was just so blase. I just don't know what direction they're trying to take it in and it's...
  20. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    Not really, or not yet. Maybe it'll suddenly get super interesting in the last four episodes, but I'm not holding my breath. I'm still giving it a chance just because it's my favorite IP movie wise, but I've also said since the beginning this was going to be a turd, a well polished turd my view.
  21. Dr.Retarded

    Deathstalker (2025)

    Dar is the greatest of beast masters....
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    I Saw The beastmaster movie in the theater. You don't know how awesome it is if you don't know Otto and Cotto. I even saw part 2 where he traveled through time!
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    It's going to be the greatest goddamn movie ever! What time do you ever forget it my friend!
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    You faggots, this whole movie will probably be one of the greatest films of all time. Mark my words. Dr. retarded speaks, and the truth shall be known. It's going to be amazing you shall know it because you're retarded!
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    Deathstalker (2025)

    It's going to be fucking awesome!
  26. Dr.Retarded

    Twelve

    Awww shit, punching and kinging going down tonight!
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    Return to Silent Hill

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    Alien: Earth

    One of the first time I ever saw the movie was on TV I think when I was in third grade, and even the TV cut being edited for swearing and what have you, it had the sentry gun scene. If you buy the extended or directors cut edition it's got all of the stuff that you should remember. I just...
  29. Dr.Retarded

    WH 40k Dark Heresy -Owlcat games.

    Yeah I'm pretty God damn excited about it, and I don't typically get that way with video games anymore. Probably because I'm playing Rogue Trader right now and they knocked it out of the park with that one, and I'm totally down with another big campaign.
  30. Dr.Retarded

    Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader (CRPG)

    Totally worth it. I'm on chapter 4 right now, and the game is amazing. The DLC quest specifically with the assassin lady are awesome, plus she's easily one of your strongest party members.
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    Band of Brothers

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    A House of Dynamite (2025)

    Hell yeah!
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    Eenie Meanie (2025)

    Is it pretty good? I saw it pop up on stupid Hulu since I'm watching that alien show.
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    Band of Brothers

    The Phantasm movies always creeped me out as a kid, but then in part 2 you get Reggie's quad shotgun and you're all in to take down The Tall Man. Pretty sure the first time I ever saw that movie was midnight on the local New Orleans TV station that would play a horror movie every Saturday. If...
  35. Dr.Retarded

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I just thought it took a little bit of time to kind of build up. I watched it over the course of a couple of evenings, so that might be why I thought it was a little slow, but once it gets going, I wasn't expecting how crazy it was going to get.
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    DDO (D&D Online)

    I need to go in and try to figure out my goddamn login and password. My monk wasn't leveled 20, but he had some pretty good kit, and I was one of those games that my buddies and I would occasionally fire back up and rock and roll. It really is just a bunch of light-hearted fun except it gets...