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Imagine putting 10 guys in the box to stop the run and still get run over every play.

I'll pull for Buffalo for chaos reasons but I expect NE to win.

I know this feeling. I cried tears of joy when this happened: Its like dying of thirst in a desert and you find some dirty, muddy water in an oasis; you'll probably look back at it as some of the best water you've ever had.

I'm betting all tests come back negative, which will be PR of what happens when you take COVID protocols seriously.

Real talk. My wife and her sister never cared for turkey so my mother in law always made chicken and pork chops. This year my job gave us all a gift card for a free turkey, so they deep fried it. Guess what happens? Fuckin people that never cared for turkey at Thanksgiving all of a sudden are...

Dude didnt wanna make it to a bowl game where they can be embarrassed in front of even more viewers than usual. 4d chess move right there.

The NFL wanted to make sure you spent time with your family and learn what's really important during this holiday season. Putting on a terrible game incentivizes that. *spends 15 minutes with my family* What the fuck NFL why would you do this to me?!?

790 million. The Rams. Jeff Fisher. 7-9-0. @Daezuel someone is out to get you.

I finally get to see the Chargers now that they get a primetime game. I don't see what @Chanur is always complaining about they look pretty goo... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

I realized the thing I want to see most this season is a leaked video of a Super Bowl party at OBJ's house. Someone is lowkey recording his reaction as Baker leads the Browns down the field to set up a game-winning field goal as time expires.

The 49ers 1st round pick next year goes to Miami. Lifelong Rams fan checking in. The previous two statements are totally unrelated.

I can't sleep and it's not because I'm excited about the win.

This is my Super Bowl. I don't care about the 2nd half.

Not even the great Justin Tucker can avoid being weakened by Miami's greatest weapon: an unstoppable tide of hookers and cocaine flowing into the hotel the visiting team stays at.

It was posted on the Dolphins subreddit. Someone somewhere has plotted these charts for a few months now.

Who's ready to see what happens when a good football team meets a bad one? Well tomorrow night in prime time you're going to get your chance! The line is Baltimore 7.5 at Miami. This is probably way too low but I'm not going to tell people what to do with their money Last 5 matchups: Baltimore...

Holy fuck that was taunting? He was looking at the Steelers' sideline but his mouth wasn't moving.

Stafford done goffed again. Every team has a problem. Bears can't get a QB, Dolphins cant get an Oline, 49ers cant stay healthy. QB's turn stupid when they move to play for the Rams.

Ryan Tannehill is actually a variant pokemon. He broke out once to his stage 2 form. He's going to break out again tonight.

You're probably right, but they have a chance. Just the feeling from several Mavs fans. Something about Cuban as the owner contributes to Dallas not being as attractive a destination. I don't follow the team but I hear that Cuban can hurt more than he helps it seems. Good point: Send him to...

I heard the Heat were 5-1, so I listened to the Heat Mavs game last night on the radio. I needed something positive to erase the incompetence of the Dolphins: 1. Heat look really good early on, and Oladipo isnt even back yet. Hard to say how consistent this will be, with Bam and Herro coming...

Twice a year? Oh no. Jokes on you the Miami Dolphins have been ruining my all my Sundays every year for the last 20+. You'll have to forgive me for not reciprocating in the trash talk or banter, sir. I don't have time to denigrate the Bills when I could be trash talking the AFC East team that...

Starting to get nervous that Miami isnt going to trade for Watson. I'm just tired of Tua continually failing to coach up the Offensive Line and letting plays like this happen: What did we do to deserve this? Why would Tua do this to our team?

I'm glad the Bills decided to stop screwing around in the 2nd half. One loss closer to getting rid of Flores and Grier. Brian Flores is Matt Patricia with better Public Relations.

I was pissed when Miami traded away their 1st round pick and kept the 49ers 1st round pick. Philly is happy with Miami's 1st rounder, Miami is relieved the 49ers 1st rounder will be high, and 49ers are just hosed. Normally I would wish further misery upon the 49ers for draft position, but Miami...

I hope he goes to Carolina. Miami isnt a QB away from winning anything, and getting Watson will probably buy the current regime another year. I would rather keep the picks and Tua, and reset and rebuild at this point. Flores can go back to NE and I don't really care where the GM Grier goes as...

Yeah I don't pay much attention until the playoffs, and it's usually on in the background. Not something I pay full attention to.

Try to look on the bright side about tonight's game: the INT's that are going to be thrown tonight: You could be witnessing NFL history tonight!

LOL WENTZ

That's because it's not luck. Just like the athletes, the organizations, owners, coaches, scouts, etc. are not all created equal. If Zach Wilson went to NE and Jones went to the Jets, Wilson would look better than he does, and Jones would look worse. Sure, luck is a factor, but when you have...

Blizzard sorc and meteorb are the most popular, yeah. Good safe builds that can farm certain areas and clear the game with some merc help and trash gear. Once you get the gear you can do all sorts of builds: enchant/energy shield melee sorc, firewall, nova sorc, etc. I never tried it but I do...

Yeah he doesnt have great size or arm strength to cover up his deficiencies, so his ceiling is Drew Brees; a cerebral type QB... ...oh no Tua scored a 13 on the Wonderlic test. The average wonderlic score for janitors is 14. He will get his chances though, and probably end up a backup QB for a...

I might try this. If you want a vanilla experience the slashdiablo subreddit server is starting a new ladder season on Nov. 5. Only thing that is changed is an HD mod and increased loot drops to compensate for no bots. You can use Maphack and multiboxing up to 4, but that is entirely optional.

Hammerdin aiming: easiest thing to do is run straight below a mob, then run straight up so its directly above you. It will always hit in melee range if the enemy is at the 11 to 1 o'clock position.

I'm actually planning on watching Titans games first with Miami sucking because of Henry. He might be the last workhorse back the league we'll see for a while, and I cant remember seeing defenders looking like they don't want get run over trying to tackle a guy. If you dont watch now I'm not...

Just realized this game might determine who gets the 1 seed and bye. Buffalo still has the edge because Tennessee has a bunch of injuries, but both of their divisions are bad.

Wow what a game. I didnt think the Titans had it in them.

Hey good idea give the rock to Derrick Henry herp derp. Only took until the 2nd quarter.

At this point why not? Miami cant pick 1st round talent anyway. May as well ruin a proven commodity instead!

It's funny how true this is for the casual football fan who doesn't know about teams like Arizona or Buffalo. I'm looking forward to big market teams getting bounced in their first playoff game and all their fans and media imploding: "How could this have happened?!?"