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  1. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Haha the post headlines are always awesome.
  2. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Also famous for slapping people. I see a pattern maybe.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Oblig
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Play on loop.. https://webmshare.com/play/Wqmzn https://ibb.co/6rg78qs
  5. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Chances Will Smith tries to get on SNL ASAP to do a skit where he goes around slapping everyone?
  6. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    I am gonna call it now, Will Smith will make a half hearted apology not-apology tomorrow for no other reason than both he and his wife love to condescendingly lecture people from the moral high ground. They don't want to lose their position to look down on people.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Banning a Black Man from an event they already took a bunch of imaginary heat for lacking melanin will not happen. Smith will probably star in the George Floyd story and come back for seconds.
  8. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    After Hollywood BLM faggots made a huge stink that Blacks never win Oscars they throw a bone to Will Smith? for a forgettable role no one gave 2 fucks about? It's a fucking pitty prize and hollow victory. Enjoy your affirmative action action figure.
  9. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    This might swing some votes towards @Homsar's theory...
  10. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Will Smith will probably be in part 2 now and ruin it.
  11. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    So WS / CR Slap is now the new Zapruder film what a timeline.
  12. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    You'll need more than 3 to make his wife feel something.
  13. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Give Rock credit, he took it like a man, his momma probably slapped him a lot. When you aren't expecting it even an open hand can rock you enough to wobble and go down.
  14. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    The nice thing about being the town bike is you can sic your husband on anyone you want by saying you fucked them.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Now you dun goofed Will. You are gonna be a meme forever.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    He is already one highest paid actors around and has been since VERY early on, he literally said his mission starting out was to get near Tom Cruise level money or pass. Maybe I just dont like the guy, but I havent seen anything he has made in the past decade or so. IMDB shows him with a dozen...
  18. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Smith should be happy it wasnt Chappelle or Hannibal Burress up there. R Kelly and Bill Cosby were both ended by crushingly targeted jokes.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    is Will Smith still A-List? Hasnt everything he has done recently been for streaming services? I cant think of anything 'BIG' he has done in the past decade. China owns hollywood now and they arent big into casting Black Folks as lead for international blockbusters.
  20. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    I am gonna say that the Will Smith Gun Safety 'viral' video was way more staged than this.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Since the early days of Comedy there has been one rule and everyone knows it, if you dont want to be made part of the act DONT SIT IN THE FRONT OF THE VENUE. Rock couldnt have pulled the trigger on that shitty joke if he had to point you out in the back of the hall and asked you to stand up.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    The point of contention is you think this means he knew what was coming, problem is all that can also be explained as he had no clue what was coming.
  23. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    GF knows exactly when my hackles start to tingle and I get an instant dose of sharp fingernails digging into my hand / arm to get me to refocus before I do / say something I cant undo. She gets mad at me for getting mad, she doesnt get mad at someone else to make me madder.
  24. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    I have to wonder now if he hits his wife and kids. Statistically the odds are pretty good.
  25. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Because a normal person would sit their crack their knuckles let the rage build and tune the motherfucker up for real backstage after the show? Also a real wife who gave a fuck about you would be holding your ass back to stop you from possibly committing a felony and bringing even more public...
  26. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    He has another 5-9 minutes for his next special now.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    All that boxing training for Ali stuck with him, he kept his left up.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Shitty excuse, Its not like she was going thru chemotherapy. Buncha fragile ego insanely vain people. Black women having been wearing wigs since their time as Kangs in the Egypts. She told everyone she is having a medical issue for the fucking attention.
  30. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    .... No one is talking about Joe Biden trying to start WW3 for the next 5 days.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Pepperidge Farms remembers Justin Timberlake pulling a tea cozy off of Janet Jacksons titty no one wanted to see and the world went bonkers in anger and networks and the FCC fined the shit out of everyone. Chances this, in the Age of Smollet, just slides?
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    IF it was staged IMO it makes the entire thing 100X worse. But that is just me.
  33. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    You would end up a gender confused retard if you walking in on your parents swinging with all the freaks from the Scientology Celebrity Center once a week,
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Since the HW wokesters picked up steam it has been impossible to find hosts willing to do the honors. They must have paid Rock a mint. I dont know if it was a joke but Ricky Gervais said they asked him to come back again even after he made everyone in the room fucking rage at him for taking on...
  35. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    I knew /pol would nail it eventually, they were just a little slow today.
  36. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Not a single decent human in the bunch.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    /pol
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

  39. Zapatta

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Are the Smith's still on the L Ron Hubbard train? Miscavige is going to hammer their American Express cards next week to teach them to 'fix this'
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    That was my point. My sarcasm didnt translate.