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  1. Zapatta

    Remakes you wouldn't mind

    Only if they are going to actually use the book and not just the title .... Also not let the GOT clowns write a new ending
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    No Time to Die (007 Bond)

    It was bugging me forever where I knew the main chick from, Lea Seydoux was in the 'art film' Blue is the Warmest Colour' and does a bunch of pretty convincing scenes with her face buried chin deep munching another chicks box.
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Amod please move the @Bandwagon post quoting me about exploiting convicted drug abusers for fun and profit. There is nothing out of context about it and hence does not belong in this thread.
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    Remakes you wouldn't mind

    Cannonball Run just because the cars are way sicker now and you could have Hoonicorn, Gone in 60 secs, Jessie James, GasMonkey Garage and Fast n Furious cameos for giggles. Put Constance Nunes in there somewhere.
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    No Time to Die (007 Bond)

    Fuck this bullshit, Hardy should not be allowed to be in any more movies until he finishes the Taboo series. I have been waiting 5-6 yrs.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    Hmm no CD sirens. Edit - it was cancelled. https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2022/01/15/tsunami-advisory-issued-hawaii-following-eruption-tonga-no-major-waves-expected/
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Great news, I am sure many folks are pumped they have more time to buy Ships before launch...
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    SWTOR

    SWTOR was fucked at launch because they did fuck all to handle the guilds hacking Hutt Ball to farm all the top PVP gear in a week and the end game PVP raid battfield was pointless. That said PVP servers were fun as hell with the mechanics. Stealth to pull a nub away from guards while your...
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Says out of context, not edit out words to change the context you fucking ding dong.
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    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

    Thank me later.
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    No Time to Die (007 Bond)

    They aren't bad. It's pulp. Bond is 2 dimensional. It's the situations and the evil plots that are the star of the show.
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    No Time to Die (007 Bond)

    Better question is why did they make Craig's Bond simp for every piece of poon he plowed? Bond in the books is a psychopath killing machine. Women are nothing more than a means to an end and some mild amusement. He was never supposed to have depth, moral conflict or attachment issues. His one...
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    No Time to Die (007 Bond)

    Ian Fleming lived in Jamaica when writing the first Bond books, the name of his estate was Golden Eye. How do you not know these basic things? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldeneye_(estate)
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    yup, public shooting range is on the other side of that crater slope . There are WW2 bunkers and pill boxes all over the island. There is a good size active base inside (and under) Diamondhead Crater. Ft Ruger https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Ruger
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    I never tried any of the big world patches back when I was playing a lot. Most of them had bad memory leaks, but a lot has happened community wise since then by the looks of the steam page.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    IIRC more than one tier of training dummy +diminishing returns. You max out on dummies pretty quick.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    nothing sadder than playing dead and watching cannibals butchering up your sled dog team to get carted off to a campfire down the street.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    I have played more than a few iterations I call Iditarods where I would go ranged and have a big pack of dogs and maybe a goat or 2 tanking for me. The weakest link on the team that croaks gets fed to the rest.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    Getting yourself paraplegiced early and having to crawl on your belly across a quarter of the map trying to dogde feral dogs, cannibals and beak things to get to a place you knew you could shoplift some low tier bionic legs is a couple hours of gaming you will never forget. You walk out of...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    So you are saying once you go black, you can never come back?
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    I think I found it in the key mapping options at start up. Always dig in the options..
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I like the concept of sticking my peener in a woman and it getting longer and longer, but as I understand the diagram I would be sacrificing all my girth and it would be over in a trillionth of a second.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    Figuring out the work around without googling was a whole nother mini game in itself...
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    They have a lot of buggy mechanics to re-do. The engine means squat, the graphics of the game is the least important thing on the menu. I'd play an 8 bit version of Kenshi.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    Faction status matters for bases, friendlies will send reinforcements to help fight off war parties heading your way. IIRC you can find Mercenary Capts in bars and pay them protection for that same service. Shinobi Thieves are my Homies.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah? most assholes don't require special equipment to find the entrance.
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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    You don't need a ton of money and crew to build a solid base, mostly just need to research strongest level of wall / gate and mounted crossbows. Build your perimeter so it has a bit of a gauntlet coming to your door and 3-4 shooters can defend your castle from any invading hoarde. And then you...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I know the faggot 'purists' hit rage buttons when people post boobas in the FSR, but hold your horses for a second. Tell me that when you stare at this asshole that you dont finally understand what Nietzsche meant about 'Gazing into the Abyss.....
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    Band of Brothers

    They were the kind of folks Fauci would hang with...
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    Band of Brothers

    Japanese soldiers were ISIS before anyone knew what Jihad meant. Only enemy worse were the fucking Muslim Moros in the Philippines, the US Army literally had to go find bigger bullets and a better pistol to stop their machete charges. https://www.americanheritage.com/gun-army-cant-kill...
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    Band of Brothers

    My gramps served in The Pacific during WW2 and not ever once talked about what he did or saw. Would get mad if you even asked. He was pretty adamant that his son not join the military and was furious for a long time when he did. I have one pic of him in front of bomber nose pin up looking like...
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    Band of Brothers

    The Pacific did a piss poor job of recreating the fire fight that got John Basilone his Medal of Honor as well as his heroic death on Iwo Jima. But I did enjoy the smoking hot chick Leckie got to plow in Australia.
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    Netsmas 2021 Celebration!

    wt
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    Netsmas 2021 Celebration!

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    'Real Sport'
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Kenshi - A Sandbox RPG

    Kenshi is a perfect game in the Biden era, you have to have a nihilistic sense of humor and a special kind of stubborn perseverance to even get going let alone build anything. Probably also a good training aid for becoming a Somali Warlord.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We also have Poi and Coconut McDs pies. https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/fried-taro-pie.html https://www.khon2.com/living-808/mcdonalds-of-hawaii-brings-back-haupia-pie/ Guam has super fucked up McDonalds menu with weird locals only shit and they let you order fries by the Bucket...