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  1. Aldarion

    Shadow and Bone

    lol no, gay identity is an invention of the 21st century west. But thats fine, we can agree to disagree. For the record I don't find the show woke at all, aside from the silly "look theres gays everywhere cause thats normal" thing. Low on the woke scale overall.
  2. Aldarion

    Shadow and Bone

    To be clear, since several people have misinterpreted it, my comment wasnt about the existence of a gay guy. It was that everywhere he goes he magically encounters other gays. When he's not boning random stableboys (cause in the real world a large percentage of random stableboys are gay, thats...
  3. Aldarion

    Shadow and Bone

    That gay sharpshooter guy, its like everywhere he goes the people he happens to bump into other gays. Like he emits a gayness field that turns anyone in his vicinity gay. Perfectly normal medieval fantasy setting... then out of nowhere BAM its the fucking pride parade in the tenderloin...
  4. Aldarion

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    This was good. The whole pretending anyone gives a shit that Captain America is black thing was retarded, but its clown world where we convict cops for arresting violent criminals. You've gotta expect some of that is gonna creep into TV. Considering this aired in the era of BLM I'm surprised it...
  5. Aldarion

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

    Captain Marvel was boring and bland, and Brie has the charisma of a potato. But the biggest reason the movie was shit was the character's arc and the central message. "When men try to get you to control your emotions, they're making you weaker. Let your emotions flare up out of control and...
  6. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    WTF, who would put egg in pizza dough. Is there a pizza dough anywhere with egg in it?
  7. Aldarion

    The New Mutants (2019)

    Couldnt finish, the teenage drama was too much. Had potential but not enough to push through.
  8. Aldarion

    Justice League (2017)

    lol thats brutal. 11 years later and this troll still gets me. well played
  9. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Any store that thinks I'm gonna install an app to shop there. Actually, I cant say it even rustles me, it just makes me hate this timeline and its inhabitants a little bit more.
  10. Aldarion

    Loki

    Looking forward to this more than any of the post Endgame MCU projects, by far. Looks great so far. WTF 6 episodes, are we turning British or some shit?
  11. Aldarion

    Justice League (2017)

    Wait was that random black chick in the car supposed to be Iris West? Why would they blackwash the same character twice, have they just retconned Iris West to be black now as part of comics canon? Oh thats right, any character with red hair has to be blackwashed. I forgot The Plan.
  12. Aldarion

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    Finally got around to finishing ep1 and watching ep 2. Much better than my first impression, I was wrong. This is pretty great when Bucky and Falcon are on screen together.
  13. Aldarion

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    vim, oh yeah, I love text editors that assume by default when I open a text file that I dont want to edit it. "Hmmm lets make the default state not to edit the file, but after they enter a keyboard shortcut they can edit it! brilliant" Cause when I want to view a file without editing it, I use...
  14. Aldarion

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    lmao hipster bullshit. Its the basic, bare bones, no frills, no gay stuff, editor. Its the fucking opposite of hipster bullshit. Its the standard traditional fit blue jeans of the text editors. I'm pretty sure yall are trolling now, criticizing nano.
  15. Aldarion

    Black Widow (2020)

    Do I have to dig up the post where you tried make the case that Michelle Obama actually was a reasonably attractive woman?
  16. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    There is a special hell reserved for the developers that came up with fucking banner interfaces. Its one level above the hell reserved for developers who CHANGE FUCKING KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS in new updates. The interface doesnt matter that much, but keyboard shortcuts? I'd irl support a death...
  17. Aldarion

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    My kid came in and joined me after that. The opening scene was good, I agree.
  18. Aldarion

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    I cant believe people had the gall to complain about Wandavision when we have another MCU show literally focusing on the personal finances of D-list avengers. I don't pay attention to that shit in real life where it would actually affect my life, why in the fuck would I want to give it even a...
  19. Aldarion

    What tickles your pickle

    After taking a full year to review my documents and making a half dozen retarded errors in the process that I had to correct for them, the IRS has finally notified me that they're sending me the full tax return I claimed plus interest. Mother fuckers, next time make your jobs easier and just...
  20. Aldarion

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Anywhere I was tempted to use one of them? the thing about Perl is, you can make it look however you want. My perl code is a work of art, lovely to look upon. All python looks the same, because it has to. And it all looks like ass. The only editor is nano. I've heard rumors others exist...
  21. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Drinking non-diet soda is as refreshing as drinking a big cold glass of Maple Syrup.
  22. Aldarion

    Justice League (2017)

    I really liked this, but if the first cut hadn't been so bad we'd all be bitching about this one. I mean, it was one music video scene after another with a story loosely overlaid. Pretty much every interesting step took place as a flashy lights scene without any explanation at all. Flash time...
  23. Aldarion

    Justice League (2017)

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  24. Aldarion

    WandaVision

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    WandaVision

    I dont understand. Are you saying they're taking the physical appearance of the character into consideration when choosing an actor? I'm just asking cause I've been assured thats racist as fuck and only acting ability matters. Wonder why it might work differently this time?
  26. Aldarion

    The Watch

    Why is all British TV so gay and why is all their humor so unfunny? I should know by now, if its a British fantasy or sci fi themed show its gonna be unwatchable. But I keep getting tricked. At least I remember my mistake more quickly now. Turned it off 10 mins in. Looked like a neat show...
  27. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise, its Abomination.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    How about its not ugly as shit, doesnt force you to write your code in a terrible unreadable format, and for the love of FUCK, doesnt impose meaning on whitespace characters? I mostly kid my python friends in a good natured way, but seriously, any language that has rules for whitespace...
  29. Aldarion

    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    Why not? I've been assured on this forum that Black Heimdall was fine, Black Valkyrie was fine, Black Roland was fine, Black Iris West was fine, Black Kid Flash was fine, Black Mary Jane was fine, and Black Chani was fine. Even Black Starfire - because its all about 'acting ability' Why on...
  30. Aldarion

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Or learn perl, which is just like python except for people that enjoy freedom. (Not commenting on making money with python, its just that my spider sense goes off when I detect people saying positive things about python)
  31. Aldarion

    The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    Credits are a retarded anachronism anyway. The entire credits thing should be just a link to IMDB or whatever. Who gives a flying fuck who held the microphone guys coffee or did the dogs makeup, anyway? No one. Plus, if credits went away completely, we could finally get rid of the fucking...
  32. Aldarion

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Lumi made a tasty batch of soup and decided to start a small business? This needs to be turned into a Netflix series stat. I'd binge watch the fuck outa this.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Drop a bunch of Uranium and Plutonium on African tribesmen, come back in a decade and tell me how it turns out. The availability of materials doesnt cause literal loin-cloth-wearing savages to suddenly figure out metallurgy.
  34. Aldarion

    WandaVision

    I dunno, just a little anticlimactic. They always fail to write the interesting things fans come up with into the show. Best part was there was literally only a single scene with entitled millennial bitch Vision vs vision philosophy puzzle was actually well done I thought.
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    Superman & Lois

    Lol still no idea what you're talking about. Sounds like I missed a few scenes.
  36. Aldarion

    Superman & Lois

    I'm apparently retarded, where was it revealed that the dude in the suit was Lex Luthor? The kryptonian writing shit sure didnt give me that impression.
  37. Aldarion

    Superman & Lois

    Not bad at all. Funny how the first superman in costume scene has a different, shittier, version of the costume. Glad they fixed it.
  38. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    See, this is what I meant. Hot and sour soup, and egg drop soup, are indistinguishable from dirty dish water thats left over after eating Chinese food and washing the plates. I'm pretty sure thats how they were invented. These are actual soups these are asian soups wait wrong picture...
  39. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    I may have been unclear. I know that they have things called soup, breakfast, and dessert. They just suck, universally.
  40. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    Rice is bland, flavorless and nutritionally not very useful. Its the chinese equivalent of wonder bread. I always get asian food without rice, and ignore culinary criticisms from cultures that still havent figured out soup, breakfast, or dessert.