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  1. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seems like a lot of people are getting hung up on the "same sex" aspect of "that's gay". And from a semantic perspective, I can't disagree at all. But what about the "theres nothing appealing about a dick in your ass" aspect? I think this part may be getting overlooked, is all I'm saying.
  2. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you're washing the inside of your anus during a shower, then we are just having very different shower experiences. And I am OK with that.
  3. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I enjoy that you put 'dirty' in quotes as if the anus wasnt actually a dirty place filled with chunks of poop and disease-causing pathogens. Just a mental block
  4. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I dont disagree with you, but I'm struggling to remember a time when the board wasnt 100% devoted to assplay.
  5. Aldarion

    Dune (2020)

    LMFAO Liet-Kynes is a black woman now? And also the mother of black-Chani? Gee, I wonder if theyre gonna pay careful attention to the source material in making this film. What could go wrong?
  6. Aldarion

    The Boys

    This is a great answer and I hadnt thought enough about the fact that the center of gravity and the point of structural integrity need to coincide for a Homelander catch, but not for a landing.
  7. Aldarion

    The Boys

    You make a fair point that my landing gear example oversimplifies it. What I was going for is this. There are a few (3?) landing gears on large jets. The initial landing often involves only the front gears, which is what I had in mind. For that moment, the weight of the plane is resting on the...
  8. Aldarion

    The Boys

    As a separate point. I see several people describing sympathy for Homelander. While I totally agree that they did a great job of making it so no one is black or white, and even the psycho villains are complex 3 dimensional characters, I dont actually feel any sympathy for Homelander. I get it...
  9. Aldarion

    The Boys

    Funny, I disliked that scene exactly because of that argument. Only bad part of an otherwise awesome episode. Because Homelander was an idiot and was wrong. When a plane lands its entire weight is resting on the landing gear. Hitting the runway at several hundred miles an hour, weighing fuck...
  10. Aldarion

    The Boys

    Only 2 ep in but fuck me, this is great.
  11. Aldarion

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The tradeoffs brought up by the anti-deep-fryers are true, but there is just no substitute for actual deep frying. Its worth the pain.
  12. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, I totally get that. I agree. Some people are currently in a condition where they would make shitty parents, and they shouldnt have kids while in that condition. Regardless of their duty to their ancestors. Raising maladjusted kids would help no one. But. If an adult has gotten into such a...
  13. Aldarion

    Stranger Things

    haha absolutely right on both counts. As a child of the 80s I still find the proliferation of tip jars ridiculous. They were nowhere in the 80s.
  14. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    yeah, people in this thread don't like concepts like "duty" or "moral obligation". It might cut into travel, disposable income, and random Tinder hookups. Putting aside the racial undertones, Uber's post describes exactly what I think when I meet an "adult" who tries to explain to me how...
  15. Aldarion

    The Little Mermaid (2023)

    I note that several pages into the thread, you're still the only one whos said anything sexual about Ariel. When we objected to the ridiculous changing of Kid Flash and the Gunslinger into black dudes, did you also interpret that as evidence of boners over the characters?
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    The Little Mermaid (2023)

    I have been reading about anti redhead prejudice throughout history. Interesting to note that in the middle ages Jews were often portrayed with red hair, as a common device for indicating "this is a jew". Not sure what this says about the "jews control hollywood" meme. Not sure if it has...
  17. Aldarion

    The Little Mermaid (2023)

    dammit I made that joke on like page 1! (still funny the second time. Cause its true. And gross)
  18. Aldarion

    The Little Mermaid (2023)

    Oh how cute, looks like the NPC defense routines got activated. The "people are so uptight" defense, coming from the same people who brought you "white people selling burritos is cultural appropriation".
  19. Aldarion

    The Little Mermaid (2023)

    Thanks, I knew someone would come through. I saw the longer list somewhere once but couldnt find it today. Thisll do. I forgot about Annie, lol. Of all the characters *defined* by their red hair, little orphan Annie.
  20. Aldarion

    The Little Mermaid (2023)

    Forget swimming; show me one black woman anywhere that allows her hair to get wet. I am starting to think maybe its not even a black thing. Maybe Hollywood just hates pretty redheads. Anytime the role calls for a pretty redhead - immediately cast ghetto trash instead. Its never even a...
  21. Aldarion

    What tickles your pickle

    Thats hysterical when you consider that the English translation of the sound of a honking horn is "FUCK YOU". So this guy was driving around going Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck out of sheer joy. Thats funny shit.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My new work laptop has a power button *as part of the keyboard*, where the End key is supposed to be. So every time I try to go to the end of a page while browsing the internet, it turns off. And the end key isnt even available, except as alt-numpad1 (fuck multi key hotkeys for common web...
  23. Aldarion

    Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

    Holy shit, so she become a hot white chick with red hair after all? /still bitter
  24. Aldarion

    Shazam! (2019)

    This was great. Really no complaints, they nailed the tone. They added diversity the right way. Instead of making Billy or Mary black, added some additional foster kids. Very fun and I look forward to rewatching with my kids.
  25. Aldarion

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Bringing dogs into public spaces is a really great idea and it always works out so well.
  26. Aldarion

    The OA

    Yeah, holy shit. I gave up after about 1 episode when it first aired. I just went back and binged seasons 1-2. In hindsight I don't even hate season 1 anymore. This is actual good sci fi with memorable and reasonably well written characters. Some truly bizarre and WTF moments but in a very...
  27. Aldarion

    Marvel's Jessica Jones

    Binged season 3, it was great. By the end I don't even hate Trish anymore. On par with season 1. Really liked the villain.
  28. Aldarion

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I agree, and will just point out that this is not limited to the bacon study. Its how these statistics always work: the effect size is the risk in the subject group relative to the risk in the control group. The problem is journalists are the dumbest people on the planet, and report it as 'omg...
  29. Aldarion

    Black Mirror

    WTF. Its like theyre trying to emulate the new Twilight Zone instead of the classic Twilight Zone. We went from uploading human consciousnesses into a digital afterlife, or into objects ... to gay cyber in a video game and Facebook as a surveillance and crime fighting tool. WTF
  30. Aldarion

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So help me, no matter what I do to try and stop him, my little brother does that shit (foil on a grill). I am 99% sure he does it to avoid dealing with some germ phobia of his wife. It is amazing how that technique ruins every cut of meat I've ever seen it used on. I just volunteer/insist on...
  31. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    For years, after my wife and I watched it the night it aired, I'd always watch the episode again before the next week. This season its been hard enough to watch them once, and I never even realized I had stopped rewatching them til the end. Somebody probably posted this theory, but my hope...
  32. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    One line of throwaway dialogue -- that at the time appeared t be just nonsense given to cover her tracks? Come on. Throughout the story Arya was driveen by a few motivations revenge become a faceless man find if anything remained of her family Those were her actual motivations, those were what...
  33. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    And all of that could have been interesting if they'd developed him into a Leto-like figure. Instead we get an autistic fan of antique wheelchair designs.
  34. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    So true. And the thing is, she's an Aunt he never met until recently, and she's not older, and they have no family situations where being together would be awkward. Thats without even going into the fact that incest was 100% normal by custom for Targaryans, the people who had ruled the 7...
  35. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This thread sucks, because I've read probably a dozen endings here any one of which would have been 10x better than what we actually got. For me this pushes Lost out of a special spot it has held for many years.
  36. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Its hard to pick what I hate most about the ending, but I think its Arya the Explorer. Spends her whole life training for revenge on the people who hurt her and killed her family. Gets some of her revenge, is reunited with her family, decides "hmm, guess I'll go be an explorer", something...
  37. Aldarion

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    She looks 10x better as a brunette. She makes as plausible a blond as Idris Elba.
  38. Aldarion

    The Twilight Zone

    The anti men one was incredibly bad, but the illegal immigrant one actually turned out interesting. The SJW part was over probably 10-15 minutes into the episode. The lack of self awareness on the part of the writers is bad, but the show still manages to scratch that twilight zone itch sometimes.
  39. Aldarion

    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Agreed, smart hulk was one of the worst parts of an overall awesome movie. Hulk isnt interesting because he's strong; he's interesting because he's anger incarnate. Everyone who relates to the character relates to him on that level. Turning him into big and green, marginally intelligent and...