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  1. Zapatta

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I am more convinced than ever.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    If she has a dick and you are going to cut something off of someone, the person who tells you there is a penis where it shouldnt be gets the knife? what kind of hodj logic is that? Also coining the word hodj-ic ™
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Is it season 1 of Homeland?
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I bet it works on Tranny Lovers too. Hodj is doomed.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/11/girlfriend-oral-sex-from-dog-advice.html
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    http://www.thekongoff.com/
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I just watched the documentary about that nutjob Richie Knucklez and all the restorations he did on old coin-op vidya gamez and hosting the event where people play for 3-4 days straight trying to break world records.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Pfft needs more asian.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    @hodj you seem to be muted in the ask amod thread. might want to ask about the unexpected level of granularity.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    @hodj no one can hear you all the way on the other side of the house.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    ROFL Apparently autism not only make it impossible to recognize emotions or humor, but also country of origin.
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    Board Games

    https://slickdeals.net/f/13653134-board-games-small-world-24-50-carcassonne-17-50-7-wonders-25-pandemic-21-50-more?src=frontpage
  13. Zapatta

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Nothing to cry about, but a man has to have a code.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I aint given this shit tier low rent Kiwi Farms clone one red cent till they give back the 60K Worfs they stole from me.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    As a failed student who got knocked up by an autist and had to drink her mistakes away once said 'Blond Hair Dont Care'
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Someone has moved from the tip of the tongue to the way way back.
  17. Zapatta

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    @hodj spent all that money for a fancy title and doesnt know Potato in Spanish is Patata.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    How much do you have to pay extra to make your eyebrows match your hair exactly? And why isnt my barber up-selling me?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Stay til the end, the lyrics are priceless.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    The suspiciously a bit too old to be in the band one, that they keep around to throw a humps in the moms so the rest of the band can run a train on the daughter
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Pretty sure you get that haircut free when you take choreography classes with 4 of your metrosexual friends
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    World of Tanks

    For giggles I bought a SU-130PM, mostly because it was cheap with some coupon and also because it is not a Skorpion. It is The Glass Cannon of the game, never bounced or not penned yet, but have missed at long range, not the laser accuracy of a Skorp. Anything it hits gets 1/3 to 1/2 of its HP...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Well that is one way to become Teacher of the Year. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10439769/teacher-of-year-oral-sex-teen-student-texas/ THICC edit- Rofl, her husband.
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    World of Tanks

    Played 4 games with the Super HC, its not exactly the old pre-nerf one, but its very close. DPM isnt as good, but the mobility is mostly there. Camo rating seems less. But I am probably talking out of my ass because its been forever since the nerfs. Upside it I could use my old HC crew so I have...
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    Home Improvement

    I have installed and removed a bunch of composite flooring, in my experience it doesnt last, and I personally dont like the finish / textures of the surface. Check out Bamboo floors, cheaper than hardwood. I did a few, even put it in my own house, lasted 20 years with 3 dogs. Needs to be...