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I was going to say that the only way I pay to watch Episode 9 (torrented 8) is if I hear that it starts with Luke waking up and saying something like, "Fuck, how much of that titty milk did I drink last night??" And then rolls over and pokes Bob Newhart's force ghost awake and tells him about...

What the fuck, you trying to make me cry, Final Space???

I legit feel bad for Maze. And love her, of course. They made a point of showing she's lost all the baby fat, which I am highly appreciative of. She looked damn good. Kind of hard to dislike Welling (Cain) because I watched every episode of Smallville, but man he's being such a total douche...

I have never in my life felt the need for something like that, but now I sort of want a baby Thanos :( The fact that it is a bobblehead might restrain me though.

Yeah, I just can't see how this was that bad. Just those scenes extended a little longer would already be an awesome movie it seems. I laughed a lot at that trailer, and so did the coworkers who were watching. First day IMAX for me again for sure.

I agree with the 60fps stuff. It looks like absolute shit, and I hated The Hobbit even more because of it. I will admit that I probably can't see the difference between 4K and 1080p, but in this particular case I'd rather have more than less, because I can definitely tell when shit is 480p...

It's the Bucket of Truth. And if you get that reference, you're awesome.

Later in the same book. I still say that if they end the first movie with that scene, I will fill my pants with jizz right there.

Ah ok, yeah I haven't really read a comic other than Invincible and Y the Last Man in probably two decades. I'm pretty sure the Infinity Gauntlet storyline is the one where he destroys half of existence with the snap, in order to please her. I have no clue what they might have retconned that...

Are you sure? I can't Lyrical up some screenshots at a moments notice, but I'm pretty sure what he said in the trailer about finding a balance is exactly what he said in the comics too. And the legendary finger-snap that wiped out half of existence, of course.

Tickets went on sale at 9am here and I was buying them by 9:15. Half sold out already, but I managed to get some fairly decent ones. So fucking hyped.

Watched, and showed my boss!

Damn you guys and your hype for the McDonald's app!

I still can't figure out what scenario even exists where Yoyo gets BOTH of her arms chopped off above the elbow when moving at super speed. I mean, she is fully cognizant and aware at those speeds, it isn't like she just goes in one direction and can't stop or something. How is something even...

Yep. They literally fly through a "cloak" that looks like shithole Africa to reveal Wakasgard.

I can't say with 100% accuracy, but I would bet that not more than 1% of my Junior High did anything more sexual than touching boobs, and maybe some groin over the pants. This was back in the 80s though, when the kid that brought a Playboy to school was a god. I distinctly remember going to a...

I love Black Dynamite!

I recently discovered that one of the Round Tables near me is 50% off on Mondays. Another one doesn't have that deal, so I have no idea if it is even a thing or just that one restaurant, but it makes it much easier to consider Round Table as an option again. 30 fucking dollars for a meal is...

I wasn't aware there was definitive proof that Rich or Hastings were executed.

I can't remember, are you one of those public torrent guys like Lanx? Not even an IPT account? Because I'm pretty sure they have it moments after BTN does, the place I get all mine.

She's definitely hot in that pic, but she's one of those rare women that transcends to another level when they get naked. Most women you can more easily see minor flaws when they take their clothes off (not that that lessens them in any way), but she gets fucking better. Her body is fucking...

We've got a guy like that here too, he drives me fucking nuts. His thing is saying a word that sort of sounds like the one he means to say. I'm horrible at remembering specifics, but along the lines of the Mandolin Bay thing. It is like he gets tongue-tied or something because half the time...

They need to hurry up with the Maze/Trixie spinoff before she gets too old to be cute. I'm also glad that Maze got back in shape, she just didn't work as the badass killer demon bounty hunter with a chubby face.

This show is way, way better than it looks. Thanks again FoH! I even love Steve. "I'm saving you Gary! Look at me, I'm saving you!"

Aside from Let's Plays that show a game I'm considering buying, the only game that I have found myself able to watch "streamed" is Minecraft. Technically I only watch YouTube videos of it and the Let's Plays, I refuse to watch anything that is actually live-streamed (I'd probably break that...

Making sure the kids put out is Criteria #1 in my book. It can be difficult to get that question in on the first date though.

Finished this over the weekend, and never having read the books I quite enjoyed it. I agree that there were a lot of problems and the plot got a lot worse towards the end, but we had Ortega's incredible second nude scene to bolster it. Jesus Fucking Christ she is just about perfect, body-wise...

Finally watched The Ritual after all the good reviews here, and I have to agree. Really glad I watched it. Thanks FoH!

Is it just me, or is that thumbnail reminiscent of a chick lying down? Two tits and a squiggly gash right in the middle. I fapped to it.

I'll agree with 6/10. It didn't inspire me at all really. I actually commented about Lupita's skin (I'm assuming she's the ex), particularly in that scene at the end, so it wasn't just you. It is possible that I was way too hyped up about Infinity War and wanted there to be SOME connection to...

I'd like to think that was sarcasm. I hope. I'm seeing this opening night, but at the IMAX. Tickets cost almost double there, so the poor urban yutes might not be able to afford it.

So hyped for this movie. Also, I think Negasonic Teenage Warhead is old enough now for me to comment that she's grown up into quite a hottie. I still don't dig the haircut, but she's got a really pretty face. Man, this summer is going to be packed with awesome movies. Infinity War, Deadpool...

I got fucking goosebumps when those boosters landed. Had coworkers watching who didn't understand why I was so excited about it, but when those boosters came down everyone kind of felt the excitement. That was fucking awesome.

I like how they keep throwing stuff in like finding out what his "Kryptonite" is.

Thank you for letting Evangeline Lily wear her hair down/long, she looks so much better like that. I thought the first one was hilarious, and this looks great too. Giant Hello Kitty Pez dispenser is awesome. I know nothing about this Ghost character though.

Went to Taco Bell this weekend specifically to get a couple orders of fries, ordered a few other items as well that I felt might benefit from having some fries stuffed in them, but mainly just wanted the fries. Made the cardinal sin of not sitting there at the drive-thru window checking all my...

My boy Feige will make sure we see that tight body. In a very feminist-safe way, of course! Given the history of the MCU as we've seen it, there is no reason to think that SWORD existed then, but all they have to do is say that it did and that's that. Particularly since they've decided to put...

Fuck you satellite!!

I'm confident in saying that the company that developed Black Widow's outfit, not to mention the new Wasp outfit, isn't going to let us down when it comes to making the final costume for a hottie like Brie Larson.