I'd rather jerk myself off than get a handjob. Blowjobs are usually better than jerking off, though(I've had some really terrible ones that force this to be a "usually" situation).
Is it faithful to the book? If so, I'm cool with it. It's when it's injected for the sole purpose of virtue signalling that it would annoy me. That being said, I'm a pretty vocal anti-SJW poster and this show has not triggered me in the least.
Those are the kind of financial mistakes I make sober! I do have a DUI conviction which absolutely sucked, but I totally deserved it and am thankful I didn't wreck or hurt anyone.
As someone who can strongly relate with some of Lulz's woes, it is indeed fun...until it's not. Losing jobs is usually a tipping point of it not being fun. I didn't get my shit together until well into my 30s, so I can't really preach to him too much.
I think my first character was a human monk in Qeynos. No clue what I named him. I also made a half elf druid called Pharia or something like that. I do remember the server wipes, though in the earliest days of the beta I didn't play much since I thought it was freezing my computer up. I...
Maybe it was phase 1, but I'm almost certain my CD had 0.5 on it. That CD is lost in time somewhere.
I spent a ton of time in beta farming the Order of Thunder off some mummy in the Qeynos sewers. I was selling them like crazy for their awesome +5 CHA.