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I keep trying bro, but apparently I'm invincible. Can't break any bones, pull muscles, or rupture any tendons. Shit, I don't even bruise for some odd reason. It would appear that only my feet are vulnerable to cold and/or being ground on asphalt.

Yeah, like I said though, I've never pulled ANY muscle, so I don't even really know that sensation.

heh, got a sales call from the BMW dealership that I had a rather huge falling out with last night. Calmly told the nice lady that no, I wasn't interested in their sales event because they were the worst dealership I had ever encountered. So that triggered a curiosity in me to look them up on...

We know you hate all women bro, you don't have to keep reminding us.

No, she would have admitted to it. She had no reason to lie about what happened. She's not that kind of chick. And I would have been pissed if she didn't share. It was 6-8 drinks over a period of 3-4 hours. Admittedly, for a petite girl that's a fair amount of booze, however we were professional...

Good poop?

I don't pretend to have a crystal ball, but doesn't MS have something like 50 billion in cash? And aren't they still making 5-10 billion a year? Maybe Windows will take a beating in the home computing market over the next decade, but it's not going anywhere in corporate environments. At least...

Whenever I hear this mentioned, I just think of Niles Crane and his wife on Fraser...

Let me know when your balls reappear in the spring.

I've always kind of wondered what a groin pull feels like. I have some sort of freaky muscles and have never pulled one in my life despite playing a lot of sports.

heh, I do love me the free pours in Whitefish!

I didn't think it was that much of a date movie. I enjoyed it. Reminded me in some ways of Vanilla Sky in how it misleads you and leaves you wondering what truly happened.

Even before oil changes became free, BMW had 25,000 km (15,000 miles) service intervals.

Yeah, without a toxicology test it's impossible to say whether she truly was drugged or not. But given that she had matched drinks pretty much 100% with the other chick who was near sober while the other could barely stand, I think it's likely that something happened. Then again, for all I know...

Overall, I would agree with you that in most cases "spiking" is bullshit. However I personally saw a girl I know get spiked at a New Year's party in Whitefish Montana a few years back. We know she was spiked because she was going drink for drink with another girl (both of them, along with...

Would one of those bike trainer thingies work with a Trek Top Fuel 8 cross country bike?

Excellent. Also, my condolences on the receding hairline bro.

If by "best" you mean the cheapest, yes. But it might be a bit more work and aggravation than it would be going to a dealership. But you'll definitely save money going that route. So long as you don't do anything stupid and get a mechanic to look at the vehicle before you buy it, you should be...

Also the service of a decent travel agency can be pretty phenomenal compared to waiting on hold for hours to deal with airlines and the like. 98% of the time you might not notice a difference between booking through a travel agency and Expedia or whatever, but if shit goes wrong having a...

I think it's pretty pertinent. Sochi is only a few hundred KM from Dagestan and Chechnya. Security is going to be a big deal.

I really enjoyed the movie, glad I saw it in a theater. Unfortunately it was only a mediocre screen, not a full blown IMAX. But just the same it was very, very absorbing. My girlfriend kept squirming around in her seat and looking away from the screen, because she was getting so emotionally...

Gonna have to lose at least part of that beard to officially participate bro!

Bro, that's almost 7 years ago. And I'd say they're probably more racist now.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind a longer commute if it was on a reasonably comfortable train, subway, or whatever. At least then you can read the paper, surf the web, have a coffee, or practice your English on some chick in the hopes that she'll take a shit in your bed. I am also eagerly awaiting the...

I see that CBC's shitty website update that for some reason has started listing 5-10 year old articles under "most read recently" has caught another victim.

That's just a report from Quicken. haha, yeah. Could you imagine if you had invested in Apple 10 years ago? Hindsight is a bitch.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I drive a BMW.

chaos, go out and have a nice workout bro.

12-15 minutes, depending on traffic. Or about 10km, depending on the exact route. I can't fucking understand why anyone would subject themselves to commutes much longer than 20-30 minutes if it's a long term job.

I have specifically mentioned housing price vs. rent ratios to be a factor worth considering several times, fuck wad.

I dunno, it would seem to me that when "The leaders of the two world superpowers, the USA and the USSR, have declared an end to the Cold War", that the war would be over.

BBC ON THIS DAY | 3 | 1989: Malta summit ends Cold War Sorry, it was HW Bush, not Reagan. As far as the banners go, they look pretty good thanks!

Technically Reagan and Gorbachev declared the cold war over about 6 months before we won the last Cup. So neener.

Hoss confirmed morbidly obese.

I'll just take solace in the fact that it took Chicago 87 years to win the 5 Cups that the Oilers did in 10.

That's the definition of market timing, and it's been shown repeatedly to be a mug's game.

For the record, my IRR since I started managing my own investments in 2004 is hanging around 7% right now. I only truly got in to index investing with ETF's in the middle of 2009, prior to that it was various mutual funds that were fucking me on fees, before I read the gospel of Bogel. And...

People aren't angry that she's healthy or looks good. They're angry because she's lording that shit over them. Good for her that she has great genes and a past history of vomiting up her meals. She can claim all she wants that she was trying to "inspire" people, but that's flat out fucking...

Have you considered starting your own hedge fund?