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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Can't believe you're just going to trash your crushbone faction like that after we worked so hard on it murdering sisters.
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Dumar, how much time do you spend on each tinder date lamenting the downfall of the MMO genre?
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    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    I got an alert that said 0.12% of all ESPN brackets remain perfect.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    What a ridiculous three. I'd probably be boarding a plane to Syria and joining ISIS if I was a Baylor fan and saw that shit.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    I'm loling pretty hard right despite having ISU in the final four. Fantastic.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    My new Dating Pool

    I think the chances of Wolf not eventually robbing J49 or murdering one of these smack whores is pretty low. Can't wait.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Sisters is the best thing ever in gaming, period. The xp, phat loots, and relaxing ease of the camp simply cannot be beat. That being said, you cannot go straight from Nybrights to Sisters, you won't be high enough. I crossed this bridge by grouping with ragebringer rogues and fungi monks in...
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    That's no manlet; 5'2" is midget territory.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I can't decide if you want passed out girls at a frat party or pissed on girls at a frat party, or which one would be better.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I am absolutely shocked that Dumar doesn't know how vaginas work. Shocked.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Mist is obviously a guy in need of a deep dicking. Why would anyone here of all places believe for even a minute that he is a chick?
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I've never seen anyone who so desperately needs a deep dicking as you do.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Keg, will these frat bros be a guest on your public access show?
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How I wish I had this "problem". My special lady friend doesn't eat leftovers 90% of the time either but always says she wants some of the leftovers. So every time we have some in the fridge, I get to play the game of figuring out whether or not she's actually going to eat some of it. My two...
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Sweet we all getting epic'd this weekend. Pras holocaust.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    Just filled out my bracket in 2 minutes with no research. I feel pretty confident.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Between this and scorpion king 4, I'm starting to wonder if Lou Ferrigno has a gambling problem.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Come on guys. Onoes doesn't just dive head first into something without due diligence.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Holy shit that's genius. We should host PvP matches and take bets. You can be our bricktop vit and we can do payoffs and have people taking dives.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ALPHA FUX, BETA BUX
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Bro it builds character. Moments like these make EQ worth playing. At least that's what ismaris tells me everytime he snares me while I have 15 mobs chasing me.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    I want to pras you like I should.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Pras Big Flex.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    While you're leveling, 90% of people within your range are trying to get a piece of that sweet 290% group xp bonus so you don't have too much to worry about. The pvp range is only +/-4 so you usually only have to worry about the fungi/ragebringer twinks but they generally just kill you once to...
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the sriracha quesarito yesterday. It is second only to the cheesy gordita crunch as the best fast food item ever.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    It's more real than EQNext. Sadly, I'm not even joking.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    I don't think there's a surplus of enchanters at all. I just hit level 50 last night and I have grouped with an enchanter at most 2-3 times from 1-50. Plenty of times I was wishing for an enchanter though.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    No mana, no problem At least it wouldn't be a problem if ismaris DIDN'T FUCKING SNARE ME
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    Red99

    See through walls is the best racial ability anyways.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    NeverGrind: EQ inspired, browser-based single player RPG

    Rocking a dwarf paladin right now. Crushing faces after this dropped on like the 5th mob.
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    MMO of the Month Club

    Red99 is where it's at.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    lol
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Winston is essential to the crew. Only a fool can't see this.
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    The Joe Rogan Experience

    That's why I like Joe. He just has interesting conversations. He can spend 45 minutes talking about some crazy idea as if he truly believes it and then end it with "this clearly bullshit and I'm talking out of my ass, but it's fun to talk about". He's a total bro.
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    The Joe Rogan Experience

    I'm not throwing anything out my dude. I have literally never heard of this person before and could not care less what you think of him. I'm just trying to help you not look like a tool by linking that shit site.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Lazy? I don't see you running in a circle making ice giants really, really uncomfortable bro.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    The Joe Rogan Experience

    I have no idea who Rupert Sheldrake is but linking rational wiki as part of your argument is always a bad idea.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He's making a rock formation out of Pabst blue ribbon cans? Sounds about right for Pantheon.
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    We could probably use some melee bro. None of us play a melee class.
  40. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Ismaris we need to make a video of our leet no mana kiting start. Show these nubs how it's done.