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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Great. Now I have to jerk off.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    Fucking horseshit reffing in OT. Should have won this one.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    Fuck me.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Probably a good idea bro. Definitely would have stripped you
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    You'll pay. Listen to what I say.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    I can't wait to root you when you have a couple spectres on your ass.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Color coding gear is literally the worst thing that's ever happened to MMOs.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    The bonds of bro-hood have been broken. Ismaris is a traitor to the cause. Accident my balls.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    the economics of suffering in boston

    Let's talk. Step into my office. It's a safe space without judgement. Rerolled
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Nah SK's don't get any AEs for a while. Definitely not at 9.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Troll SK bro. Be our bodyguard. p.s. Innothule rocks
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Crowfall

    but why
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Wouldn't an old as fuck brain still deteriorate and die even attached to a young healthy body? What's the point of being buff if you're already deep into senility?
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Tank bro. DYEL?
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Bro give us your login info so we have a crack bot for our rerolled death squad. Promise not to strip you.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    I can't wait until you level into my range bro. Going to root the fuck out of you. This is gonna rock!
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Shit I didn't even know you could be a mob that high level. I was a snake or decaying skelly or orc pawn every time. If you spawned as a skelly with a weapon you could run trains on newbs.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Project M was the best. Especially since half the newbs you attacked as a snake or an orc pawn had no idea what was going on. Jumping around and shit so other players knew you were a person and then running around as a snake murder squad.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Put that shit on stream bro. I want to watch your bard skillz.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    DO YOU EVEn RAW DENIM brah?

    "I'm a huge tool" being that story.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    The NSA watches you poop.

  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

  23. Mario Speedwagon

    thanks Obama

  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Work done. Bros4lyfe made.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Our World - Built by the Rerolled community

    Isn't talking out of your ass really well a legit marketable skill?
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

  27. Mario Speedwagon

    New Progression Server confirmed

    Casual faggot.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Our World - Built by the Rerolled community

    Exactly $1
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    5G researchers manage record 1Tbps wireless connection speed

    This is a silly question. It's impossible for your internet to be too fast. Faster is always better.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Our World - Built by the Rerolled community

    2/10 would not kickstart.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Our World - Built by the Rerolled community

    Ut, can I be a giant fat green troll?
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

    The great thing about Blade Runner is that it doesn't matter if Deckard is a replicant or not. It's great either way.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Big Flex missing out bro.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Doin' thangs.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    If we can get Ut, Dumar, and Tad to collaborate here then this is gonna rock!
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Furious 7 (2015)

    Spoofing fast and furious fundamentally misses the point of the fast and furious franchise.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

    I still get a boner every time I hear this.
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Don't worry bro. I'll get my ports soon and you'll be traveling in style.
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    How dirty are college sports and the NCAA?

    I can only imagine the size of the collective brick that would be shat across the country if college athletes tried to unionize.
  40. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Friday is grind day and I got my pro wizard game on bros.