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What this sounds like to you: Alpha as fuck What this sounds like to everyone else: Women getting to actually know me brings my success rate near zero so I send out a couple hundred one word invites in hopes that of the few that say yes, one will be desperate enough to still sleep with me...

Jessica Jones is whatever but power man rules dude.

Do dick pics via snapchat count as "talking"?

Seriously. These people are geniuses. Movie of the year no question.

What an awesome ending. Great fucking superbowl.

An uncomfortable truth. Words to live by.

My state is 94% white. All the McD's commercials are still black targeted.

If that's true at all I don't see how this could possibly be charged as murder.

SEC confirmed worst conference in basketball and football.

So what are the chances the the Colts balls were within regulation because they over inflated them before the game? That would be just fantastic.

I've had a Asus G73 for a few years now. It's pretty great all around as far as my usage. Mine is a refurb and I haven't experienced any of the problems Noodle mentioned except the thermal paste. I actually finally just repasted it last week and my idle temps dropped by 20 degrees. No failed...

Fantastic. This had the most satisfying gunplay I've seen in a movie in a long time. I really appreciated the care he took to tap almost everyone in the head at least once even after already taking them out of comission.

This movie will be just mediocre enough to get a sequel made, which will be one of the worst movies of all time. This is a fact.

I love football. I hate the NFL. I'm a huge fan of anyone who sticks it to the league office.

I can't wait for the ghost rape scene.

PM me your email bro.

Have you read this thread bro? I'd rather watch femfreq videos than keep hearing about Brady's saggy balls.

I don't even like football anymore thanks to this thread. Thanks guys.

This is officially the worst NFL story ever. I really hope the patriots win now just so the butthurt reaches maximum levels.

It's pretty impressive just how deep you can get your tongue into Taibbi's anus dumar.

Every time I come back to this thread I think to myself "this page can't be as bad as the last one". And then this shit. Is it fucking Sunday yet?

I've always found BW3 to be pretty solid. I usually don't eat wings there though. Had a prime rib quesadilla there once that was delicious, not a regular menu item though.

In my experience, comcast will NEVER bill you what they say they are going to bill you. They will fuck you every goddamn month with this bullshit. Even if they do fix something, your bill is just going to be wrong again next month.

I haven't watched wrestling in a while. Who is the the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today?

I hope Belichek walks the sidelines at the superbowl with a bicycle pump on his belt and then him and Brady ride off into the sunset with the Lombardi trophy, never to be seen again.

There's nothing that could make me care about this. Is it next Sunday yet?

I think a better way to handle this would be to abolish the rule and let all the teams inflate/deflate all their balls to whatever psi they want. Then we could have awesome graphics during the games showing what psi each team favors and have nerds in white coats tell us what effect this may or...

Half the league is on drugs, we got refs blowing crucial calls in every game, and you coming at with some bullshit about underinfalted balls? In the NFL?

Why the fuck should pats fans be disappointed or frustrated? Fuck that. Literally who gives a fuck about some underinflated balls? If I was a pats fan I'd be rubbing it in everyone's face telling them to go buy some men's uggs and worship at the altar of Brady. Whiny faggots are mad about...

Seriously. I like a good hush puppy but bro regular ass seafood restaurants will give you unlimited hush puppies for free with your meal. If I'm paying $40 for a seafood buffet I'm going to eat at least 10 crabs and 6 different kinds of shellfish. That's like going to a chinese buffet and...

I ate at the Phillips in Ocean city last summer. I ate at least $200 worth of seafood.

In my expert medical opinion, the most likely outcome is a severe shrinking of the testis coupled with the growth of some new ovaries. In other words, you are well on your way to rerolled fame.

They mean they bought it from a website. Like "I bought my crack off Tyrone behind the subway." like vvoid said, they are trying to say they bought it off online.

I watch mmatv through xbmc on my fire TV and it is pretty much indistinguishable from a regular HD network broadcast.

So if we fill out this form and check oral sex but not gagging oral sex and while going down on me, she starts to gag, did I just rape her or did she rape me?

Johnny would you leave your wife if you found out she was cheating on you? What would upset you more, if it was just some guy or if she was banging gigolos?

What's milk day?

Yep