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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who say they bought something "offline" when they mean they bought it on the internet.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Rodgers is going to sink into a deep depression and fill his nights with cocaine fueled gay sex orgies. This is the end of Rodgers. He only plays 2 more seasons tops before washing out completely and testing positive for HIV at the local free clinic.
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Somebody post one of those graphs that shows each teams chance to win throughout the game. I want to see how low it went at that last Wilson interception.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    House of Cards

    I'd say there's probably about a 95% chance that he is killed at the end of the show so just wait for it if you want to see him lose.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If I had a friend who went out and slept with a 30 year old dude with giant red devil horns, I'd have a hard time ever respecting her again.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What's the thread consensus on salad tossing though?
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    He punches them with his freedom fists. No evil can withstand the might of American justice.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm getting married this year. Does that mean I have to start posting here? How long do I have before I start hating all women and have to turn my hair into devil horns?
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    You aren't a man unless your sack is as smooth as a rock at the bottom of a stream.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    They don't need to establish any of that because it's already obvious why they follow cap. He is the embodiment of America, the greatest, best, freest country that God has ever given man on the face of the earth.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    Be a man. Use a straight razor to shave your balls.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    I thought gays were supposed to be well groomed. What kind of monster bush do you have that it actually requires blow drying?
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Peyton isn't too old for the playoffs. He has always sucked in the playoffs.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2014-15

    The SEC will not win a title within the next 5 years. Mark it down.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    Thinking that pissing in the shower is "creepy" definitely makes you the creepy one.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2014-15

    This sport makes me sick.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    Did this lil' Wakandan just pick out one of the best scenes in the entire series as an example of what's bad about it?
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2014-15

    A common affliction among osu fans.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    My new Dating Pool

    Is butterflies some kind of STD?
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    My new Dating Pool

    Most likely to be arrested for taking a shit in an alley
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    My new Dating Pool

    Smelliest pussy Most likely to rob your house with her meth head boyfriend Deadest eyes while fucking Most likely to rot your dick off
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Who could have predicted that Peyton Manning would have a bad game in the playoffs?! This is so out of the ordinary. What a shocker.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    3 steps, a knee down, and a lunge for the endzone. It's a fucking catch. That's a fucking "football move". Such a stupid fucking call.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Replay has ruined football. I'd prefer they just scrap it altogether at this point and call it live.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    Ban this faggot.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 - Screener Season Thread

    Why is hollywood still using shitty DVD screeners? Send that shit out on blurays goddamnit.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    Thanks bro
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Ant Man. July 2015

    Doesn't really look good or bad from that. Just a generic as fuck trailer.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    I could go for a ComicBT invite if anyone wants to throw one my way. I can trade an ipt invite or a myanonamouse invite for it if someone needs one of those.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Marco Polo

    Sinbad was also a real person and was very popular in the 90s, eventually starring the Christmas classic Jingle All the Way.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    FireTV Stick

    I put kodi on my fire TV and it works but I only use it for the mmatv addon to stream sports.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    R.I.P Stuart Scott.

    Rest in R.I.P. Sweet prince
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2014-15

    Bro, RichRod throwing that game sent LSU to the title game not you jort wearing, mullet sporting faggots. Tebow has infected your brain and turned you retarded. Fuck man that season makes me so mad. Do you people realize that if not for the last week of that season the NC game would have been...
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2014-15

    What embarrasses you more regime, that Urban Meyer was your coach or that Tebow was his QB?
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    You guys realize you're arguing physics with a guy who jacks off to cartoon animals fucking each other right?
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    College Football 2014-15

    SEC's best just lost to Ohio state. Confirmed worst conference of all time.