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  1. Lithose

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    This is Tanoomba country, Chaos. Your logic holds no power here.
  2. Lithose

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Gah, I can't even...how...how does one's internal logic allow this? Come on Tan, just admit you're trolling.
  3. Lithose

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Khalid: "You claim to not care, but Anita clearly does and thinks it causes misogyny." Tan: Citation needed. Just kidding, as if you'd ever back up something you said with facts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is Tan...Is tan really saying Anita doesn't think media has an effect on people? Is he? Like...
  4. Lithose

    Marvel Universe stuff

    I don't think Iron Man has to be an evil fuck--honestly the way the Comics handled it was obtuse. Whole thing would have been far more interesting if they made the divide as nuanced and sympathetic as the choices the U.S. makes in the real world. It's completely possible to make Iron Man for...
  5. Lithose

    Rick and Morty

    lol, so the second world looked like it was based off the Google Earth guys. lol. So many amazing lines in this episode though. "Ooo La la someone is going to get laid in college"...Or how the fuck you signs got reversed again for the next verse, hah. Also loved the bit where Morty...
  6. Lithose

    Marvel Universe stuff

    This. It's just like when Iron Man stood up to Thor. They've made everyone somewhat vulnerable, and that's a good thing. I actually thought it was nice seeing Hulk get taken down in a way that still showed, despite all the preparation and resources, and even having Banner help, Tony could just...
  7. Lithose

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Yeah, most people forget Spidey has super strength; he's stronger than anyone in that picture (physically). And frankly, his precognition (Spider Sense)+Super reflexes, depending on how the comic writer writers it? Makes him either slightly OP or super ridiculously OP, even without his super...
  8. Lithose

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yeah, I have to agree with everyone so far; I thought the grunting was great. It made him seem feral, like he had forgotten how to talk to people. As the movie went on, he slowly talked a little more and used different expressions rather than anger. Was pretty great.
  9. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, that's the rumor, her brother is also the dark jedi dude with the cross light saber. The other rumor is that the black Jedi is Han Solo's kid from his first marriage, but I haven't seen that confirmed anywhere--hope it isn't true =-/. But it's from this commic...
  10. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about that. No where, at all. (I mentionedthis threadhad no news posted, so we were just having a back and forth about choreography. Butthat was never a complaint about the lack of News; it was just stating the thread wasn't being used for...
  11. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You mean the conversation that ended before this post? In any case, highlighting again in case you missed it due to butthurt idiots arguing about nothing but what is stuck in their butt.
  12. Lithose

    The Bastard Executioner

    Sons of Anarchy/Shield---Now Medieval. Looks like your typical "Super bad ass forced to blend in to family life--until someone fucks with him and kills his family, at which point he goes ape shit and leads a rebellion". (Thought there was a thread on this, did a search, couldn't...
  13. Lithose

    Fantastic Four

    Yeah, this. Super speed is an unbeatable power if it's a kind of "warp speed" where physics for the person are kind of self contained (So it's more like time dilation, he stays at normal speed, everyone else slows down). Like how they display Quick silver. They showed his velocity affecting the...
  14. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Nah Draegan. Nah.
  15. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I honestly don't know, Sorry Doc. My nerd-history larp group only fucks around with swords. If I were dropped in the medieval world, I'd have a big spiked mace+armor over a sword, though.
  16. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Meh, I guess for me it is mostly about looks. There are a thousand ways to explain it, sure. You can say the jedi actually have force armor, and unless you do a power slash your lightsaber will be deflected just enough so you won't hit! Or any number of reasons for it. But I can only judge by...
  17. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    If you want to see a pretty close approximation to an actual rapier sword fight? Rob Roy's choreography (Rapier) is excellent, some parts are still very unrealistic (Neeson's broad sword use is meh), but it is a far closer depiction of how a light weapon would be used. (Also, you see why in this...
  18. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Saber in fencing doesn't mean a saber-saber; it means any part of the blade can make contact (So you can score a point with the edge AND point, where in foil only the point of the weapon can). The form (Saber style) still uses mostly stabs and thrusts. Mostly because when dealing, again, with...
  19. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It most likely was supposed to be ventress; they had art and all worked up for her. But they trashed it the moment Lucas got Lee; because Lee was an idol of his forever (From the old Hammer films). He even tried to get him for the original trilogy. Lee was originally supposed to play Grand Moff...
  20. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I think so too. Saying blocking doesn't happen doesn't mean swords never cross--parrying crosses blades. The thing is (For those who don't know), a parry is quasi offensive; you are hitting their sword. You do this specifically to prevent them from redirecting their swing at the last second...
  21. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I know at this point I'm being trolled, but whatever. Don't retread shit I say and make it seem like I'm wrong. Also, Lash, you should feel bad--I don't know how many times I've said realism doesn't matter. Read what I've written about why sword locks and strong blocking never really...
  22. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Sorry, my bad Gav, that sounded a lot worse than I meant...I meant it in that you usually like to fuck with people (A little), and even you stopped for a moment to point out what I was saying; while Draeg is usually the absolute straight man and he seems to be trolling me.
  23. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Holy shit, how does Gavin see what I'm saying and you can't? I don't give adamnabout some technical (Real life technical or Wookiepedia technical) reason why it should look one way or another--I gave Dooku as an example because he broke the originalTHEME. My entire posts have been about how one...
  24. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Again, the reason people don't block is because it isn't very effective. When you have a light weapon, its very easy to slide your wrist and cut beyond a steady block. Even in a "real fight" with a rapier, this is the case; if you try to block, I can just flip my wrist down and cut your arm or...
  25. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I've conceded I've been wrong several times on this board. I'm wrong when I'm wrong, though. In this case, you can literally watch the making of videos and see this stuff is in them (George asking for flashier saber styles because he wants to show Jedi in their "prime"--this statement is...
  26. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, you know, except the fight choreographer said he changed from a Kendo style (Samurai) to anamalgamation, including a Rapierstyle for the faster more dramatic flourishes and movements. But you know better bro. "but once I took the job, I looked at them and thought, "Things have moved on...
  27. Lithose

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I think society is marked by dramatic pendulum swings, Mist. And when we have people equating vulgar language with rape and terrorism? A pendulum swing is coming. The thing is, you believe it is coming because we're choosing to defend the indefensible; but I see it as coming because of the...
  28. Lithose

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    And if that's the price that must be paid to put the crazy SJW idiots away for another century? Then so be it. Moral brinkmanship isn't a fun game; but considering you called a sign about fucking vulgar sexuality (But not violent) part of "rape culture" and literally said it was terrorism? I can...
  29. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You need to read the posts, bro. Watch any shot where Lee isn't fighting, when he's just got a grip ready to fight (IE his dracula "come get some" stance)...All one handed, the saber twirls effortlessly. In any case, go to 1:37 in the video--that's some nice one handed blazing fast parrying...
  30. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    No, his whole tangent about "light sabers are not swords" is a goal post shift. Originally I was just talking about Dooku probably being the most "realistic" fighting style if we compared things strictly to RL (It was an extension of an earlier conversation about the "realism" of the prequel...
  31. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Okay, so you agree with me that if you set up for a hard block you'd be quickly scored on--I'm not even ranked and I know that. (More importantly I've seen it happen to me.) Now, the original comment was that since Dooku was able to use his lightsaber in this style--one handed with a pistol grip...
  32. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I'm taking styles on see on the screen and comparing them to how fighting really works, yes. You're quoting wookiepedia to try and justify contradictory things on the screen. It's not a fucking theory either in how fencing works--it is how god damn fencing works(And Christopher Lee was using...
  33. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Look at the actual "real life" fight, Raes. When do you see a chance to block there? When would those power blocks have happened? The FRAGILE STEEL doesn't matter, you would lose if you tried to lock swords with someone-- it is just too easy to stop and move your blade around a stationary one...
  34. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, that's what I said. If you have a weighless weapon that can maim with a touch, it's going to evolve more like fencing. I linked saber because you can score with the blade too; but given the weapon, you'd probably hardly ever go for a slash.
  35. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    No, you don't do them because it makes it really easy to have a point scored on you by anyone competent. This is Saber fencing, which is most analogous (Because you can score with any part of the weapon). Look at how real fights look when all you need to do is touch. You don't do hard...
  36. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, exactly; when I say "strength matches" I mean the big power swings you see. But often knights wouldn't use their primary blade to "block", they'd either move themselves so it would come down on some heavy armor or use a shield or just avoid it. The only time your sword was really used to...
  37. Lithose

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You'd think that (I know I used too, as well--it seems to make sense), but it's really not how sword fighting works when all you need is a touch to do major damage. The whole concept of really "locking blades" just doesn't happen in that case--there are parries, for sure, but if you're at all a...
  38. Lithose

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    They are "immoral" and thus "unsafe" and thus rape.
  39. Lithose

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It doesn't bother me, because you're not important--and I'm a rational human being who can ignore you now because you're obviously deranged, or extremely upset right now. Might just be my privilege imbuing me with normal adult behavior you though (You know, avoiding tantrums ect).
  40. Lithose

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Making vulgar remarks about open and lewd sexuality is now terrorizing people (Note: NO intimation of force was present in those signs..Vulgar? Sure. Intimation of assault? No)? Are you literallyterrorizedby those signs, Mist? You know, personal anecdote time since I thought of you the other...